Wow, look at that, I didn't get any awards for the Lawless age. WHYYYYYY? WHYYYYYYYYYY? WHat is wrong with you people? I posted EVERY DAY! I SPENT HOURS TRYING TO BE FUNNY (yes, OK, so it was a worthless attempt that failed, but who cares?) AND DIDN'T GET ANYTHING? OH PLEASE LORD I NEED TIME! :::sigh::: oh well. OK, let's see what's in the latest random posts.... lada deeeee... Keetah!! Keetah's leaving? Oh no! well, keetah, you'll be missed. Really, you will, here, have a fruit basket. Bon voyage! ::sigh::: damn. That sucks. OK, what else is in here...::::scrolling down page::: hey look it's me! and more of me...and more of me...and more of me...wow that was a long entry, hope i didn't like annoy anyone with it or anything.... OK, to save people from that horror again I think I'll stop typing now. Goodbye people! Oh yeah...and: I read the news to day, ohhhh boy....about a lucky man who made the grade...and though the news was rather sad...well I just had to laaaaaaugh...i saw the photograaaaaaph....Bye!!!! (JaguarMel)
At least for today, it seems JaguarMel does NOT have the longest entry (not that there's anything wrong with that, now...)
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Since I don't know what this is really I'll just write this to
you. (; (; (: (: (Simmer911)
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Hmmm....... (ArrowsDeja)
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I'm only feeling random as yesterday.... (ArrowsDeja)
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Tenet #1 of the Procrastinator's Creed: (BadOmen79)
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I believe that if something's really worth doing, it would've been done already. (BadOmen79)
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Wanna hear a bad joke? (BadOmen79)
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No? That's a shame, it was really, really bad. (BadOmen79)
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AOLMan: Attempt to delete protected object. (BadOmen79)
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Now, what the hell is that supposed to mean? (BadOmen79)
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I don't know, but my computer keeps flashing it at me. (BadOmen79)
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Sorry, I'm having an off day. By the way, did I tell you that my new nickname is "Screw Girl"? (BadOmen79)
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Don't ask. (BadOmen79)
No problem...
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Perhaps I've shared just a little bit more information than I should've. (BadOmen79)
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Drunk people have a tendency to do that. (BadOmen79)
Ain't that the truth, like the time I...well, I'll just take your little bit of advice as inferred in your above entry....
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Even though I'm not funny today, I hope you all will miss me when
I'm gone. (BadOmen79)
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You fickle bastards. (BadOmen79)
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Because within the next month, I'm quitting AOL and signing up with Erol's. (BadOmen79)
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THEY are not the cheap streetwalker that AOL is...Erol's doesn't charge by the hour. (BadOmen79)
You've got it backwards - with hourly charges, AOL definitely ain't cheap...uh, what's that? Mr. Case wants to talk me to indoctrinate...er, inform me about my misinformed notion of hourly rates?
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Umm...Beatlewoman? Sorry if my stupid one-liner posts irks ya and everyone else...but me, I'm just a dullard so I catch on to things slow. But you may or may not have noticed...I've been posting a lot less of my senseless drivel! :oD (BoO Ignite)
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Such a fountain of youth and loveliness. (BoO Ignite)
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Muppets. (Lt RJ)
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What's up with them? (Lt RJ)
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Think about it. (Lt RJ)
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That damned Kraven. (Lt RJ)
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Stepped on mah petunias. (Lt RJ)
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Here's a joke for all you kiddies out there in Random Land: Why don't Mississippians get coffee breaks? It takes too long to re-train them!! Bahahaha!! (Shortsigh)
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Random Land...A Swell Place To Be!!!!! (Shortsigh)
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give me free hours (JCSpieker)
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Lemon curry? (Croaker34)
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OK, so I came craaaaaaaaaawling back. I just can't do without HO, I just can't. I am a self-confessed HO addict. And there is no way in Hell I am taking the twelve step program. (Kheetah)
Remember, AOL offers a 12-step program to cure you of any 12-step program you may have gone through with AOL previously..
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You know why I am not taking the twelve step program. Because it isn't twelve steps. It's two steps followed by a looooooooooooooong fall. (Kheetah)
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You know, I decided to work in a haunted house this year. We scared this one girl sooooooooo bad, she sh*t her pants. Really!!! (Kheetah)
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Thanks for y'all's help, but Space Giants & Johnny Socko both sound familiar. Woe is me!! I guess I shall never know! (Pretti 0ne)
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You know when you can't remember a name of a show, or song or a person's name...wouldn't it be cool, if there was a 1-800 number you could call to find out any kind of answer you are looking for? (Pretti 0ne)
Hmmm...an idea for some ambitious entrepeneurs out there?
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BOO, you are cool in my book too! Hmm, that was a little poem... (Pretti 0ne)
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...did you like that little poem? I wrote it all by myself....I'm smart, ain't I? (Pretti 0ne)
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Hukt on foniks wurkt for me, tu! (Pretti 0ne)
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Remember my story about the guy with the T-shirt that said..."Smile, if you aren't wearing panties"? Well, I have another work related story...but not as funny as the T-shirt one... (Pretti 0ne)
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It may be one of those "had to be there" stories, but hey...this is a random game and this is a random story.... (Pretti 0ne)
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I was out sick Thursday, so when I returned to work on Friday, my coworker & supervisor were telling me that a man & his 4yr old daughter were at the window placing an ad. Now mind you, my coworker and I had made some nifty pictures (on our computer) for halloween and had posted them all around the window. Well the 4yr old was saying how pretty they were and asked "who colored them?" My supervisor said Traci (my coworker) & Andrea (me). Well my supervisor pointed out Traci to the little girl, and the little girl asked "Where's Andrea?" My supervisor replied, "She's out sick today" and the little girl, got this really concerned, ever so sincere look on her face and asked "Does Andrea have diarreah?" Well, needless to say, that cracked everyone
up.....WHAT? YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS FUNNY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH
YOU PEOPLE? YEAH, I'M SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND LAUGH AT YALL'S
RANDOMNESS...BUT YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT SUCH AN INNOCENT 4YR OLD
GIRL?.....SHEESH (Pretti 0ne)
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I have no idea but I'll give it a shot any way (Actress4)
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I don't think the random game should be random anymore It is very randomist and I don't think that is too great. END THE RANDOMISM! (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Or don't either way, just PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!!!! (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Does life suck all the time, or just when you're young? (Shortsigh)
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Wow...I have absolutely nothing to say. (Shortsigh)
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I'm still waiting for that million dollars I sent away for....(ArrowsDeja)
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I DONT GET IT. IN THE INSTRUCTIONS IT SAYS THAT THERE ARE NO RULES TO THIS GAME. BUT THEN IT TELLS YOU NOT TO USE THE RETURN OR ENTER KEY. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A RULE TO ME. ISNT IT? WHAT IF I PRESS IT ANYWAY? HUH, WHAT WILL YOU DO? TELL ME NOT TO DO IT AGAIN? OH NO! SAY IT AINT SO! PLEASE NO! DONT DO THAT!! SHOW A MAN SOME MERCY! (KurtLiv107)
Oh, oh, I better make a call to Mr. Case before it's too late...looks like an innocent bystander got caught by the AOL "RETURN/ENTER KEY USER VIOLATOR" Hit Squad...
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If HO wants to be REALLY famous, they should make their own God DAMN online service instead. Then advertise it on MTV just like those Shiek condoms. What the HELL am I talking about? HO is NOT famous! It's just something that Steve Case came up with to pull us away from the online clock. THE BASTARD! And another thing! Why the hell do you say you have had 19 people come into games and there are 50,000,000 entries! And not one of them mine! And by the way, I am not a part of the HO staff (and I pity whoever is), I just a user who thought up a funny name dammit! Is that the reason you won't pick my entries? Are they so good yoour stomach is about to bust? If IIIIIII was part of the HO staff I would be smart enough not to do that crap! Ya'll are a bunch of stupid bastards you know? You probably don't even know how to use a Shiek condom! Ha! You probably wouldn't need it! FAT BASTARDS! You may just be laughing your head off right now but I'll haunt you in your dreams DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAAAAMMMMMMMIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT! Don't pick up the phone! Don't touch it!!! Please. (Is that my first unexclamatory sentence?) No...no!
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Auuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(the end?????)....... (TheSawTrik)
I told those AOL guys that that Prodigy person counter was a malfunctioning piece of crap, but no, they didn't listen...
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