Did I keep you all hanging in suspense? (BadOmen79)

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And, by the way, I'm a she, not a he. (BadOmen79)
Okay, I'll try to remember that from now on...

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THE BULL IN THIS PLACE GOES ON FOREVER (ADTYLER)

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Sorry if my poetry made you cry BOO! Umm...I can't seem to remember what poem I posted???? (Pretti 0ne)


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As a matter of fact I don't see anything that I remember posting.....now I'm going to go weep! (Pretti 0ne)

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Boredom is a state of mind... (Shortsigh)

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it's just that some people are New Hampshire, and some are Texas. (Shortsigh)
...and never the twain shall meet (don't know why that phrase came to mind, but it did...)

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Gotta map? (Shortsigh)

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ok, here's some people i really feel like kicking right now. 1...that stupid guy from the mentos commercial...you know the one who kicks the ball into the wedding and then is like all stupid and stuff...see, i knew you knew. 2...barney, actually, no, i just want to cut his tail off. 3...todd...he's a dumbass. he keeps kicking me in the butt and it's pissing me off and i can't call it sexual harrassment cause he's not grabbing my ass...oh, my troubling life. 4...the chinese food worker guy who no matter how enormous or tiny your order is, says it will be ten minutes...AHHH!!! can't they say 11 or 12 or 9 or something...too much consistensy could drive someone insane...do i eat too much chinese food, no, i just order it too much...never eat it though. so i have about 24 thousand boxes of white rice in my fridgerator even though i'd never eat it...ever. 5...the people at the supermarket who won't bag their groceries especialy if they have mass quantities of food so you end up waiting for like ten and a half hours while the poor checker outer person tries desperatly to shove all the food into those stupid plastic bags. they're also the same people who want only the meat with the meat, the veggies with the veggies, the crackers with the crackers, the pepto with the pepto and so on...you catch my drift. 6...HO when i don't win any free hours....can't you see how desperate i am for the free time?!?! are my efforts all for naught?!?! please, tell me they're not...i'll just explode . KAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM(@&*^$(*&^!*&^#)$(&*^@*(&^#%)(!^*()@*$&(&@^#%*&TY@W*$&^%(@*&^%(#$*&%^@# i'm okay, i really am...GET THAT WHITE JACKET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HUG MYSELF ANYMORE. I'VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok, bye...it's time for the pretty pills :P (Sillygrl98)
Wow, I thought this was daily JaguarMel entry until I realized that there wasn't a Beatles song at the end there...

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So what do I have to do to win the prizes? Hello! (Gripper1)