But I like those cookies...no, I don't care if they went in the toilet...
(ArrowsDeja)
Reminds me of a scene in the movie Trainspotting, where the guy dives into the toilet after his drugs...with cookies, I guess they'd probably have to use Mrs. Fields instead...

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oh God,...you mean those weren't really tomatoes... (ArrowsDeja)

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That blank that I just sent you, was that just the coolest entry or what!!??!?! (ArrowsDeja)

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I hope you're getting all those blanks... (ArrowsDeja)
Yeah...they're always listed at the end of each batch of entries... ;)

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Suddently she sensed that not everyone was getting a kick out of this like her... (ArrowsDeja)

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Ok, one more and I'll stop...I'm getting kinda SPACEY here, haha, get it? get it? fine, so it was pretty lame, but laugh or I'll, I'll give you a really mean look... (ArrowsDeja)

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Oh, I couldn't help it... (ArrowsDeja)

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Everybody, I have a problem, I'm addicted to spaces...empty entries, oh dear sweet God what shall I do? How can ever overcome my HO addiction if I can't get off of spaces... (ArrowsDeja)
There must be a 12-step program out there somewhere for you, Arrows...this sounds pretty serious

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OK, that was pretty childish, and I'm done... (ArrowsDeja)

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now I'm done, and I'll stop and not send in anymore.. (ArrowsDeja)

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I must really get this off my chest...CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER CELEBRITY TO DO A PERSONAL ON??? GEEZ, ERIK ESTRADA HAS BEEN THERE FOR LIKE MONTHS...okay..maybe a little over a week....but still...AHHHhhhhhh, I feel better, don't you? (Pretti 0ne)
I was going to say Erik Estrada hasn't left that area because his acting career is dead, but in truth, good ol' Ponch is making a comeback...In fact, I read somewhere that he's reuniting with CHiPs co-star Larry Wilcox to make a CHiPs reunion movie sometime next year...

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ADTYLER is a BUTTHEAD!!!! Just vouching, that's all! (Pretti 0ne)

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LAW AND ORDER IS RELATIVE IN AMERICA (ADTYLER)

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Here is a concept-- Condoms. They are very popular, mabye just because they glow in the dark now. Not 'cause they are protective. Glow in the dark condoms? Why have sex in the dark? You can't see anything! Maybe they are popular also because they make you stay horny longer. I don't get it. Do you? I was sitting there in 6th period, and this girl named Candace, who is in love with a boy named Hector, said she was going over to his house that day and I asked why. She said, "To have sex." Then her and some other girl started talking about condom colors. Ever heard of "Condom on a Stick"? They even have a taste! They taste like cherries! Mabye they were made for all the fat asses out there who can't even do it without eating something. Believe me, I could find something better to eat than a cherry tasting condom if I was having sex. THAT should tell you something! I have better things to do with MY time than look forward to sex because of "Condom on a Stick"! Don't you? I'm sitting here talking about condoms when you are wondering how to destract us from the clock aren't I? Well, go ahead and get AIDS if you want to. I hope you do. No, just kidding. I hope you live long and prosper.(I know Steve Case will) By the way... Why is your yak in my kitchen? Why are your laamas are in my bedroom? There I go talking about sex again! Geez, I can't stop! But please get your yak outta my kitchen. Oh s**t, your llamas are in my living room know. And they are fertilizing my carpet! Hey! That stuff dosen't grow ya know! I'd like to see my white carpet stay white! Aw s**t!(literally) Anyway, do you have ANY idea why condoms are so popular? Maybe you should advertise Hecklers Online on MTV as much as those Sheik Condoms, mabye you might get more than 19 visitors then! (HO Dingy)

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Here's a deep thought that PrettiOne forgot: How do they get that no-stick-surface-stuff to stick to the pans? (Shortsigh)

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If pros and cons are opposites, then is congress the opposite of progress? (Shortsigh)
LOLOL...
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Why the hell would a chicken cross a road? Where does a chicken have to go? (Shortsigh)

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a memory entered my mind the other day while i was talking with my grandfather...we recalled together gluing all those pieces of wood together to create log cabins and boats and neato stuff like that. we both agreed that it wasn't really how the project came out that mattered, but just the feeling we got when we worked on them...we later realized this feeling was from the glue....uh duh... (Sillygrl98)

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69 (Julswill)

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8 6 7 5 3 0 99999 jenny.....yea....woah.... (Sillygrl98)

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dododododo inspector gadget dododododododo dododododo inspector gadget do...dodo go gadget go dododododododododododo go gadget go...dodo (Sillygrl98)

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lalalalalalalalalalala <---i'm a smurfet (Sillygrl98)

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loaeuvny,kasehjtnlkweyr,kw3nhygk5qy3hb,kgtyq,kaehgtli bless me (Sillygrl98)

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i found a lady bug today. he told me that his name was bubba. he was a transexual lady bug and he was also gay. so my friend mike stepped on him. now i am saddened (Sillygrl98)

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O:IAWYB>NSNUDt>
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i'm goin for a record here...how many random thingies can i send in at a time???? ooo....you just wait n see.... (Sillygrl98)

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1 2 3 4
i declare a thumb war
5 6 7 8
i'll beat you at any rate (Sillygrl98)

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you love me....you really love me :P (Sillygrl98)

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she swam by me she got a cramp he ran by me got my suit damp saved her life she nearly drowned he showed off splashin around sumer fun somethin begun to ut oh those summer nights oh well oh well oh (Sillygrl98)

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happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday mister president happy birthday to you (Sillygrl98)

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hey, Truman, if i told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?? (Sillygrl98)

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no body likes me everybody hates me i'm gonna eat some worms big ones little ones short ones fat ones pink ones blue ones square ones tangy ones sweet ones siwwy ones ones named Fredrick...wait, is that how tha song goes? (Sillygrl98)

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be there or be triangle (Sillygrl98)

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you need a new award thingy....for the most ANNOYING...think i'd be a prime canidate for that one??? (Sillygrl98)

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this is a quote from my friend...who by the way lives in new jersey....try to find the irony in her statment...I wish I was in california now...then I'd be by the beach...uhh... (Sillygrl98)

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i wonder how many times i've pressed send tonight...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (Sillygrl98)

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MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Sillygrl98)

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QUACCCCCCCK (Sillygrl98)

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meowwwwww (Sillygrl98)

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oink (Sillygrl98)

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ruff rufffff (Sillygrl98)

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...:::making ferocious bunny noises:::... (Sillygrl98)

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WHAT IS THE LAST THING A REDNECK SAYS?

HEY YA'LL, WATCH THIS! (RDSCANNER)

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Broccoli and chocolate. They really like to talk alot. (MikWeyandt)

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It's very, very late as I write this. Or very, very early. I'm never quite clear on which is more accurate. I suppose it's late. No one ever says, "Man, I stayed up early last night!" Well, my brother said that once, but we all beat him senseless afterward, so I suppose he won't be saying it anymore. (Rusputin2)

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Remember: It's OK to dance at the ball, but *not* OK to ball at the dance. I keep screwing that up. (Rusputin2)

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Oh, hell; wouldja look at that? Who let *him* in here? These stains are never gonna come out. <---housekeeping staff at the Ford Theater. (Rusputin2)

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My watch stopped. In order to maintain the correct time, I count 1-mississippi, 2-mississippi, etc. to 60, then move the minute hand ahead. As you can imagine, I don't get a lot done. But I'm not late. (Rusputin2)

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About two years ago, I read Hawking's "A Brief History of Time." I was sitting in my house, reading all about quantum singularities, Big Bangs, Big Crunches, folding, spindling and mutilating space/time, etc. After about nine or ten hours, I believed I was on the verge of understanding what Hawking was talking about. Then my head exploded. No room at the inn. Musta been all those damned ABBA lyrics. (Rusputin2)
Just a general observation looking back at this and past Random entries - ABBA lyrics are a very dangerous thing...

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It suddenly occurs to me: Wow! This is a colossal waste of time! (Rusputin2)

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