I don't know why I bother with this game, I never win anything.... (Lonelytear)
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Ants are flesh-eating monsters. (BoO Ignite)
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Are ya wiggin'? (BoO Ignite)
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I dislike chiuhuauas. Oh goodness, I hope I spelled chiuhuaua correctly. (BoO Ignite)
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I wish Gumby was mute. (BoO Ignite)
I don't think it matters...looks like Mr Onliner ate him in an entry below...
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Hey, I noticed something eerie... :::oooooh::: {{Cue X-files music}} Kay...look...the lawless age starts with the posting of my VERY FIRST Random entry!! :::ooooh::: scary. Coincidence? I think not. Hee hee, look, ma, I started a dynasty!!! Well, OK, so it dies, but who the hell cares? Soooo anyway, I have to go now.... this was meant to be a short post anyways. Bye peoples!! OH wait...umm...gotta do something first: When I find myself in times of trouble, mother mary comes to me...speaking words of wisdom, let it be.... and in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me...speaking words of wisdom, let it be....let it be, let it beee, let it beee, let it be....there will be an answer, let it bee....I'm happy now. (JaguarMel)
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Does this come with bullets? (CivilWar49)
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Is the "new deputy" still in town? He bears a striking resemblence to Barney Fife. (CivilWar49)
Actually, more like Mr. Limpet than Barney Fife, but close enough...
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So this new age of order thing sounds very cool, but technically the game should now be called the order game because in the Thesaurus the antonym for random is orderly. But that doesn't make the game less cool or anything it was just an obsevation okay? No...No..Don't... I didn't mean it. Not the belt. NOOOOOOOOOO!. Gee Thanks. Ahh. Relief I am better now. Adidas Amoeba. (SMAC48)
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A little piece of advice... (BadOmen79)
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Break up your longer entries into witty one-liners. (BadOmen79)
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Or even non-witty one-liners. (BadOmen79)
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Because we peons have trouble concentrating on long entries. (BadOmen79)
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Give it to us in bite-size digestible chunks. (BadOmen79)
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Or we won't read it. (BadOmen79)
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This means you, JaguarMel. (BadOmen79)
Seemingly wise advice...but will JaguarMel take it...tune in for the next episode of As The Random World Turns...
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You're a crusty munch..... (ArrowsDeja)
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I'm visitor 19, I bet you and you and you and you are too... (ArrowsDeja)
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Queshtun,why is it that every time i turn on the raydeoh,i here the same song 15 tymes a daye 4 tree munths? (BIG SKY553)
I think that song you've been hearing is the Macarena...
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To boost lagging attendance, EuroDisney plans to market it's own line of beer. In a related topic Disney Inc. changed 3 of the 7 dwarfs names to Stinkey, Tipsy, Stumbles, and Pukey. Dopey, Happy,and Grumpy will retain their original names. (BIG SKY553)
LOL - can you imagine going into the Disney store and asking for the Pukey Dwarf doll (pull its string and...well, you figure it out)
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What happens when you fart, pee, and belch all at the same time? (BIG SKY553)
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At the tone it will be 5:43.00
BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!Thank You. (BIG SKY553)
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I am the terror who types every day
I am the brown stain in evil's underpants
I AM ....am....aw crap, I forgot! (BIG SKY553)
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Do you know what I think? (MPWxRaBiD)
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If they pick me to be up there, you will live to experience knowing about all the free time I have on my hands. (MPWxRaBiD)
If you've ever been concerned that you have too much free time on your hands, by all means read on and see that you're not alone...
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And probably my feet too. (MPWxRaBiD)
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But I never checked. (MPWxRaBiD)
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Are some cars blue by choice? (MPWxRaBiD)
...and we count only blue cars (Dishwalla - "Counting Blue Cars")
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Did you just realize how little sense that made? (MPWxRaBiD)
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If you remember PeAcEoUt97, it's me. (MPWxRaBiD)
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I have reincarnated. (MPWxRaBiD)
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If you do not see me on this name, you probably won't care. (MPWxRaBiD)
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But then I will be MPWxRaBiD1, then 2 etc. (MPWxRaBiD)
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I don't think you care though. (MPWxRaBiD)
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If you do you probably don't have a life. (MPWxRaBiD)
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No offense or anything. (MPWxRaBiD)
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I am reading this pair of jeans. (MPWxRaBiD)
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I just got through burning unscented incense. (MPWxRaBiD)
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In case you care, I am wearing my red ski goggles cuz they are cool. And red. (MPWxRaBiD)
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These are very obscene entries for minors. (MPWxRaBiD)
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Did you know if George Bush's las name was Weed, he would have been President Weed? (MPWxRaBiD)
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An ode to AOL (MPWxRaBiD)
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AOL AOL How I love thy AOL
When I wake up in the morning and I feel like I'm in hell,
My answer always is
AOL AOL (MPWxRaBiD)
"That's the loveliest ode I've ever heard - get that man an AOL Visa Credit Card Application!" Steve Case, after reading MPWxRaBiD's "Ode To AOL"
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Why is the name of jeopardy called JEOPARDY? (MPWxRaBiD)
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Did you know Heckler backwards us Relkceh? (MPWxRaBiD)
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I know a person whos phone number spells out sh*tman. (MPWxRaBiD)
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Sorry that was very obscene of me (MPWxRaBiD)
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I am not myself today. (MPWxRaBiD)
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I am not yesterday's myself tomorrow. (MPWxRaBiD)
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There are four letters in the word CATS. (MPWxRaBiD)
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Why is BOB a palindrome when ROBERT isn't? (MPWxRaBiD)
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I am taking my ski goggles off now. (MPWxRaBiD)
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What does FJQREQNKBOBNMBNQROGMQGBVOBFNBWKNBBNWOBTNOBONBWONBOMTRMOBAWLLGO stand for? (MPWxRaBiD)
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My lawyer can beat up my other lawyer. (MPWxRaBiD)
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You don't know the power of the dark side..
Or do you? (MPWxRaBiD)
"Yes, my son, young Skywalker...now get back to work so we could have that new Star Wars movie out by 1999!"
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Why do you always have ot babysit children? Why can't you babysit people like mature adults? They are so much more mature..
::Cough cough wheeze wheeze nudge nudge:: (MPWxRaBiD)
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What Am I going to put on it? Oil and vinegar (MPWxRaBiD)
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This is essentially boring. (MPWxRaBiD)
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THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY NO-LIFE SYSTEM. HAD THIS BEEN THE REAL THING, I would have spent worthless hours trying to come up witht hings to put on the random game. Thank you. (MPWxRaBiD)
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I can never put in as many entries as some people. I actually have a life. (MPWxRaBiD)
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Hey, what's so funny? Stop laughing!! I do have a life!! (MPWxRaBiD)
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What state do you live in? The State of Confusion?
Ha ha hee hee hoo hoo ho ho I am just so funny I crack myself up! (MPWxRaBiD)
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R-A-N-D-O-M G-A-M-E
Find out what the hell on Earth it means to me.
Actually, I probably couldn't care less about it if I tried. (MPWxRaBiD)
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Wanna try? I'm trying......NOPE I just can't sorry. (MPWxRaBiD)
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You might see me again next random game if I didn't become too bored this time. (MPWxRaBiD)
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Just kidding I'm not leaving. (MPWxRaBiD)
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Yet. (MPWxRaBiD)
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Now I am! (MPWxRaBiD)
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Maybe... (MPWxRaBiD)
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This salsa is superduper chunkalicious! (Mr Onliner)
Finally, someone with a little less free time on their hands...good salsa too!
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I'm starting to bear a striking resemblance to Cyndi Lauper...and I'm a mouse!
(Mr Onliner)
LOL, well you know what they say...Mice Just Wanna' Have Fun
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Someone just dropped a hammer on my foot...
The pain should be here any second now...
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!!!
(Mr Onliner)
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I just ate Gumby. Mmmmm...chewy.... (Mr Onliner)
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If people had knees on the back of their legs, what would chairs look like? (Mr Onliner)
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Tell the Muppets they can shove it! (Mr Onliner)
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THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WITH ANAL WARTS!!!!! Now...think about that next time you're crying over your AOL bill! (Mr Onliner)
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Will this denture wearer switch to Dentu-Cream? Tune in next time to see what he thinks... (Mr Onliner)
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NO! (Mr Onliner)
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Isn't that cute? My CD-ROM just spit up on my shirt! (Mr Onliner)
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Mom, can I have a light bulb for dinner? (Mr Onliner)
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My town is so small, the hookers wear helmets! (Mr Onliner)
LOL
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And now, a poem:
I've given The Random Game all my Mr O power...
SO HURRY UP AND GIVE ME A DAMN FREE HOUR!!!!
Thank you. (Mr Onliner)
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Fruitcake (StapleFace)
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the door is open, and my fruitcake is green (StapleFace)
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I think the Lawless Period should be renamed the Pro-Limit vs. The Right to Babble Period. (Croaker34)
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welcome, Modnar, the god of all!!! (StapleFace)
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