HELLO (LexyPerson)

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You are now in the land of chaos and confusion. Any attempt to leave and you will be restored to normal sanity level. Leaving is intensely prohibited in 1 out of 50 states. So don't try it if you know what's good for you. This was a test of the Emergency Chaos and Confusion broadcasting system or the E.C.C.B.S., if this had been a real emergency you would be running around screaming in a state a chaos and confusion. Thank you for your time. (Tiff1980)

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Fifteen Hundred Bass Drum Thumpin' Bug-Eyed Monkeys! (ELYN42)

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Toilet paper. (RayLove96)

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Did you ever sit in your backyard and just let the mosquitos swarm over you, piercing and draining, sucking every drop of blood from your body until you start to feel haaapppppyyyy and small, so small, and then you start to believe that you too are a mosquito and you rise from your lawnchair, brush off the bloated insect that cover your emaciated frame and with a thfweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiii.... you fly away into the dark, searching for blood?


Well, I never have. (ELYN42)

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My advice to the world: Never, ever say "I'm hot" in winter and "I'm freezing" in the summer. (Sour Soda)

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