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ergoepierythoechinoentero means to work on red spiney guts. (Zooshere)

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ichthyocarpophobia is the fear of fish fruit (Zooshere)

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phagodermophobia is the fear of eating skin (Zooshere)

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phagophonophobia is the fear of eating sound (Zooshere)

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phagocacohalohepatophobia is the fear of eating evil salty livers (Zooshere)

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myomylophobia is the fear of muscle fungus (Zooshere)

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Are you a phycophrenosaur? I should hope not. A phycophrenosaur is a seaweed brained lizard. (Zooshere)

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When you check your billing and you click "Current billing information," and then on the next screen press cancel, does that cancel your account? (Zooshere)

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To cook shellfish:
Starting with boiling water, drop in seafood and let it simmer as follows: shrimp, 5 min.; crab, 20 min.; lobster, 20 -40 min.
Clams can be steamed until their shells just open.
Shrimp, scallops, clams, and oysters can be deep-fried at 370^o F for about 3 min.
Allow the following quantities per serving:
1 qt. unshelled soft-shell clams
1 - 2 crabs
1 small lobster or 1 lb. unshelled lobster
6 - 8 oysters
2/3 cup or 1/3 lb. shelled scallops
1/4 lb. unshelled shrimp (Zooshere)

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To make an Alexander, shake 1 oz. brandy, 1 oz. creme de cacao, and 1 oz. cream. (Zooshere)

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Safrole was outlawed in 1960 (Zooshere)

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Ammonium tri-iodide is snap powder (Zooshere)

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You know what really burns my ass? Stupid people. I mean REALLY stupid people; who seem to find me in droves. I work in a college bookstore (which seems to bring out the stupidest of the stupid.). Some typical questions. "You said this book had no value...could you give me a receipt for it so I can write it off?" "Do you think the professor REALLY wants us to buy the book?" "Can I just rent the book for the semester?" And these people are in COLLEGE, for Gods sake!!! (Sati x)