I took gifts from agents while I was playing basketball in college. I thought at the time it was OK -- but now I realize just how wrong it was. I know this could get a lot of people in trouble but I'd like come clean about the whole corrupt recruiting process. Besides, what the hell am I going to do with this plastic ice-scraper and cheap foam visor, anyway? (Toasterpig)
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POW!
......Bzzzzzzzzzt!.... (ELYN42)
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69, (User5r)
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Here I am. Hmmm. I'll just sit down and enjoy a beer. Beer is good. I like beer fried better than plain. (Kelga)
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Call me, Ishmael! (Zooshere)
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Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog! (Zooshere)
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moooooooooooooooo mooo moooo mooooooooooooooooooooo mooooooooo
OW! (Zooshere)
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In the random game you are supposed to just say Random things huh. How about a random something. how about going out and a "Senseless Act Of RANDOM Kindness" The world could really use it right now. (Cat Kiki)
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I smile and the heart of the world cracks open. (MSPOTTS)
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Are you talking to me? (EnsRJ20000)
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Give me free time, or the pillow shaped like an alligator gets it. (EnsRJ20000)
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PLEASE GIVE ME FREE TIME ONLINE!!!! IF I HAVE ANOTHER BILL THAT'S OVER $100 MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO KILL ME BUT I'M ADDICTED TO THIS REALLY COOL ONLINE GAME THAT'S REALLY FUN SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME FREE TIME ONLINE!!!!!!!!! (LexaH)
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What the hell is this (GJones8888)
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"We will fight them, sir, until hell freezes over and then, sir, we will fight them on the ice."
~Confederate soldier, 1863 (Dante209)
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"Oh my God, Smithson, its...its...coming this way!!!!" (Dante209)
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That is one ugly fish. (Dante209)
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I was in a train going to Washington D.C. once, and there was a Hari Krishna on board with a couple of Hari Krishna buddies. Aside from that being unusual, the Hari Krishna came down with the hiccups. He sounded like someone was stepping on a gerbil every five seconds. His friends started to do a Hari Krishna hiccup healing thing that involved little bells, and people started to get up and leave to the dining car to get away from that freaky Hari Krishna. (Dante209)
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Moof! (OcarinaMan)
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A hat is worthless to a man with no head. (Breannnnne)
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yea, my own page, but do I get free time? (Laurenne14)
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What do you get when you put together a horse and a watermelon... see below
I was wondering the same thing (InterDust)
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Punch Line: So the tape worm stuck its head out of the guys ass and said, "where the hell is my lemon cookie!" (InterDust)
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Give...me...the...FBI...badges...now... (Kelga)
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jeazum crow (Havoc180)
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ahhhh.....get these spiders off me (Havoc180)
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I sell bras and panties for a living (PPooh1313)
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pete playing descent (Kaiscat)
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This is one game I finally can win!!!! (Zippo1313)
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Screaming fish with gills. (Dante209)
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Did you know that if you typed the bottom row of letters on the keyboard from left to right you get "zxcvbnm"? Sounds like a prehistoric whatever. (Dante209)
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Pregnant women. Those are the real screamers. (Dante209)
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Did you know there are lines at Disney World? My god!!! That's all there is at that place. But if I can be of help by telling just one person, my life is complete. What a life, huh? (Ckrid)
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Mahogany, pine, maple, oak...the list just goes on and on. (Gardenia)
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Here is a happy image of anime on AOL. There isn't enough of this stuff. Remember I drew this using Paint Shop Pro Plus. It is a JPG. So give me free time or else! (MCrawGiant)
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THE DANGERS OF STUPIDITY
The world is filled with idiots. You, the person that's reading this is probably reading this. You probably have urges to run around naked or make a website about moldy cheese. You are the backbone of our society. If you weren't stupid us smart people wouldn't stand out. (Me, Albert Einstein, etc.) Stupid people like you make us richer too. You rob the bank we get the money. How stupid is that? You probably don't understand after all you are stupid. duh! (MCrawGiant)
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2 bums are walking down the train tracks and 1 bum finds a mouse, goes to the other bum" ou want it?" The other one says "No" So the other bum eats it. They walk down a little further, and the same bum finds a racoon. He says to the other one"You want it?" Other bum says"Nah, thanks anyway." They walk down a little further and the same bum finds a bird, says to the other bum"you want this one?" Other bum says"Nah, I'll wait." They walk down further and the same bum says"I'm not feeling to well" Other bum pulls out a plate and a fork and says. . . "Finally, a hot meal." (Remmy L)
"Chair-Assic Park - Attack of the Barcoloungers" (DilbertEsk) (DilbertEsk)
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The cheese men are driving me insane!!!!!!! (TheRose59)
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Why do drive up ATM's have braile instructions? (Buster638)
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