Friends, are you tired? Sick? Bored? WELL THEN STOP DANCING THE BLEEDING MACERANA AND FIND A GOOD SONG TO PLAY OVER & OVER & OVER & OVER & OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE MACERANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

I will send Ms. Darkfont my Chipmunk Macerana file so she'll be scare enough of me to give me at least 1 token- or at least post 1 of my enteries with a coment underneath. I'll do anything for attention. Later, I'll tell you about my dream where I give
rth to the Anti-Christ. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

[Chipmunk Macerana? Just hearing about it is scary enough.]


Does bribing work at all to at least get something posted if not a token or two (hundread)? (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

Howcome the HO smilely guy doesn't have a nose? How can he breath without a nose? OH MY GOD! HE'LL SUFFICATE!!!!!!!! QUICK! GIVE HIM HALF OF BARBRA STREISAND'S NOSE! SHE'S GOT PLENTY TO SPARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I have no life. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

How come almost nobody on AOL listens to cool music like stuff by Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber? I'd rather listen to Phantom of the Opera or Jesus Christ Superstar any day rather then Alanis Moriswhateverhernameis. MICHAEL CRAWFORD RULES!!!!!!! He can hang h
mask on my bedposts any old day! David Cassidy! YOU SUCK!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MICHAEL'S PLACE IN EFX!!!!!! YOU CANNOT SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

[I was going to give you tokens. But then you complimented Andrew Lloyd Webber. No tokens. But then, I think, you insulted David Cassidy. So, maybe I'll change my mind again.]


I think both liberals & conservatives are nothing but a bunch of no-good hypocrites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We don't need EITHER group! We need people who can find a nice middle ground. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

BTW- I can't spell. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

[That's not a requirement.]


One time I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas was because I am extremely fat and they fit him, okay? Is that what you wanted to hear? (MitchRK)

[I'd rather quote Harpo and say .]


The Cardigans are my favorite group named after a sweater. (MitchRK)

I'm very good at over-kill. I keep doing something till I get what I want. I'm spoiled. I almost always get what I want & what I want is attention & reconition. I don't care about tokens, I don't need no stinkin' tokens (unless you REALLY WANT me to hav
some!), I just want to see a bunch of stuff posted with my name & the occastional comment. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

Sometimes I scare myself. I don't really act like this in real life- I'm a lot crazier & more annoying. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

Be sure to look out for my new book coming out soon, "Practical Jokes for People Without a Conscience." (MitchRK)

I WONDER what do they use to ship styrofoam? (Industrry)
[I was looking forward to your ponderings, I almost thought you forgot today.]

I WONDER: if you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? (Industrry)

I WONDER: if corn oil somes from corn, where does baby oil come from? (Industrry)

I WONDER: why do they have brail on DRIVE-THRU atms? (Industrry)

I'm on. I'm off. I'm on. I'm off. Can't I make up my mind?!?!?!?!?! {Really folks, I'm not this weird IRL. I only do this online. IRL I'm only weird enough to do impresstions of Elvis Presley brushing his teeth.} (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

If the Phantom of the opera was a vampire I would right now be trying to get a one-way ticket to Paris & have all my mail forwarded to somewhere beneath the Paris Opera House. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

It's 1:35 am- WHY AM I STILL UP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

So- have I now reached the point where I've actually made a record for the most # of stupid, pointless, sucky enteries? Or do I have to do more? I want to go for some kind of record here. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

[You better watch out Docmoron may turn away from Scorpio and come after you.]


You want to hear something scary? I put The Random Game on my favorite places list. Now, instead of going thru HO & getting tempted to play other games I can come straight to here!
MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

My Signifigant other says I have a problem. he says that when I am trying to make a point, I just go on and on on some tangent. Like this one time, I was telling a story to my husband (who by the way, is a wonderful man) and it was all about my friend
ara (who is a stripper, yes indeedy!) and she had this problem with her boyfriend- oh yeah, he is a FLAKE!! I swear, he once went out to dinner at this pricey restuarant wearing his mother's pearl beads. His mom is nice though, I have been to her house
I even met her sister. Her sister told me that she prefers women to men, which I found odd, since she has been married for like 27 years. Now that is a loong marriage. My parenst have only been married 25 years. They had thier anniversary last No
I sent them a check. I have really cool checks with pink cadilacs and stuff on them. I bank with BB&T. ITs not a very good bank, it takes them 3 days to clear CASH. go figure. When I lived in RI, the banks where not like that. In fact, they all
osed at 3 o'clock (they close at 5 here in SC) I wish I only had to work until 3 o'clcok... but Ohhh no- I work 'til 2 am! it's a crazy life, I live like a vampire, it's so pathetic. But I make really, really good $$ so I guess I can't complain. I ha
people that complain. They just bring me down. Especially those that really have nothing to complain about. Or whats even worse, those tht go on and on about NOTHING! I hate that! Like my Brother- Boy, can that kid talk. He is a walking motor-mo
h. Thats what they used to call me in Catholic school (motor mouth) I went to Catholic school for a few yrs but all the kids in the neighborhood went to public school so I begged my mom to let me and so she did. that was good, becuase I had a great
acher who told me that God and the dictionary are your best friends. AS IF! I mean, really sara is my best friend- even if she does have problems. I mean, hey, everybody does, right? Though I guess I don't. I have a pretty good life and all. Unli
some people-- I feel so sorry for people that have crappy lives... I know that sounds trite and all, and insincere, but its true. TRITE. I like that word. Its certainly not "trite" is it? NO, its a pretty useful word, I guess. I like words. I was
English major in college. Though you'd never know it, I never really have much to say. And when I do, I get right to the point. Which reminds me: My husband is crazy for saying I go off of tangents. I mean, I don't think so, do you? (Industrry)

[Excuse me? I've been told I have a short attention span, but...hey look! It's dark outside!]

This sucks, there must be an easier way.

That's it, I'm going back to the damn trivia game. (Goose2112)

MAMA ALWAYS SAID LIFE IS LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER: YOU HOPE YOUR FINGERS NEVER SLIP THROUGH (Diablo12)

I am simply TRYING to play this nice little game. Minding my own business and all. Then comes another horny net geek Im'ing me.... (sigh) Does anyone have any Anti- net geek spray?? (Industrry)

I WENT IN THE BATHROOM THE OTHER DAY TO TAKE A BATH, BUT IN THE TOILET I SAW A PRETZEL. I TOOK IT OUT AND PUT IT ON A PLATE. AND THEN PUT MUSTARD ON IT. WHEN I WAS FINISHED,I REALIZED WHAT I ATE AND STARTED
SCREAMING AT I RINSED MY MOUTH OUT. FOR I HAD ATE MUSTARD, AND I AM ALLERGIC TO IT!!!

(Diablo12)

i hate the online host (Watrmln)

i'm wearing a tank top in the middle of winter. (Raini01)

my brother just yawned. (Raini01)

[Did anyone else feel the engery of this file just get sucked away in the last few entries? I mean, I'm not saying it's a bad thing. But Industrry seems to have a lot of energy, maybe anyone after her would seem less enthusiastic.]


i love the oldies station. i really love potatoes. i think they are fantastic (Raini01)

i LOVE skeet. (Raini01)

Shilorider has WAY too much time on his hands... (Wolfenhnd)

POLLLLLL; (Imra)

stalk me (Fuzzysheep)

death to aol (Fuzzysheep)

If ignorence is bliss! Then this has got to be the Happiest place I ever visited! (RossWatson)
[Ignorance must be bliss because you actually said that as if your were the first to make that observation.]

Honey, you grill my cheese! (Bagelcows)

Blessed be the crazy for they shall rule the world. (Krazyk242)

Crackers and noodles are fun to eat, not too sweet and smell like feet. (Krazyk242)

I am the original Krazy. All imposters are infringing on my copyright and I am justified to bestow on you a horrible fiery death. This is your first warning. (Krazyk242)

Je suis La Folle. (Krazyk242)

You lied...you said that today you recieved EVERY entry, and you posted EVERY one you recieved!! Did you not post mine because of that nasty letter I sent Steve Case? (Wait a minute...if you knew I did that you'd probably like it and give me tokens...
hmm....ow! I spilled my oatmeal!!!! Super Crazy Duco Cement...make's me 'ead hurt....makes me fly...oooh how very scary....I like gluing little men together...my friend Brian paints them...wow I bet you're wondering about me now...how very random...
h, guess what happened this morning? My ex-boyfriend's other ex-girlfriend called me up and started yelling at me for screwing him. I said we never screwed, we f***** She hung up the phone...now that you all know about my personal life, can I have so
tokens? (EvilClaws)

[Maybe I lied.]


He walked into the room singing "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina." His "inteligent" house recognized the smell of another house on him. Jealous beyond belief because the man had cheated on it, the house crumbled to the ground squashing the man. (Mythflora)

come and buy flags from me. (KingHess07)

Please I need money.............and tokens and some food if you have any........ but mainly TOKENSs. (KingHess07)

Does this game have anything to do with "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?" (Dark Q OG)

GIVE ME SOME STINKIN' TOKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (KingHess07)

Please give me some tokens, no? well then thats the sort of pig ignorance I've come to expect for you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squezzing blackheads not caring a tinkers cuss for the struggling artist. You
xcrement! I wouldn't take a token now if you got down on your hands and knees and begged me!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry I was a bit on edge there, I'd love it if you gave me a token, maybe just a small token......just one? (KingHess07)

Me gusta queso. (KingHess07)

blessed are the cheese makers (KingHess07)

When I become king of the world all will produce an orginal dairy product of thier own. (KingHess07)

[You mean you aren't really a King yet? You mean you are just a fraud. I'm now disillusioned, how can I go on?]


qazok, rewjik. (KingHess07)

I am on a mission to open a restaurant someday called "That One Place" on "That One Street." It would serve foods such as "That one thing that's kinda like that other thing with that one kind of sauce on it" and "That stuff that that one guy had that o
time." All the waiters would be named "You" and, uh, brain fart, I forgot what all else, but you know what I'm thinking, DON'T YOU?? (Dark Q OG)

HAPPY GO LUCKY!!!!!!!!

HAPPY GET LUCKY!!!!!! (Econo323)

Sometimes, I forget to put on my underwear. Sometimes I don't. (NihonFreak)

I think, if I ever had more than two hands, I would keep one hand at home. So if I lost one of my first two hands, I'd always have a spare. (NihonFreak)

It takes two to Tango, Three to do the Watusee, and a dumb-ass to do the Macarena. (NihonFreak)

I believe in God, but my God hates me. It kinda sucks. (NihonFreak)

Call me crazy, but I like the way my boogers taste. (NihonFreak)

[Jami, take notes, this is how to scare people. ;o) ]


I think all Americans should walk around on their tippy-toes. That way, when some foreigner comes to our country and doesn't walk on his tippy-toes, we can laugh at him. (NihonFreak)

THE CAMERAMAN THAT GOT KICKED IN THE GROIN BY RODMAN . HIS NUTS MUST BE MORE COLORS THAN RODMANS HAIR. RSLIWA2200 (RSliwa2200)

yes. (Raini01)

i kissed sean! and tom! (Raini01)

i spilt powerdered sugar down my shirt. (Raini01)

Can anybody think of a word that starts with "X" other than X-ray and xylophone? And can anybody else spell "xylophone" without looking? (Tiger Spot)
[Well, xerox, but other than that, no. That page is ripped out of my dictionary.]

If people had tails, would they be furry? Because a naked monkey tail would look pretty sick. (Tiger Spot)

Heckler's online is the place I go when I don't feel like being normal formal shormal squarmol sormal lllormal tormal stormal pormal. (Forty9erss)

the cow says mooooooooooooooooooooooooo the chicken says wooooooooooooooooooof

the pig says oooooooooiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkk Mr. Clinton says moooooooooooo (Forty9erss)

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I'm still here- waiting impatiently for next friday to see if any of my stuff gets posted. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

[The day is now Wednesday...today. The Rules should be changed to reflect that, huh? Ah, why bother.]


Is that so? (SIM Being)

While all of us don't know something, none of us knows what it isn't. (Sailin Shu)

YesYes YouYou AreAre SeeingSeeing DoubleDouble. II GotGot ThatThat FromFrom TheThe BurgerBurger KingKing CommercialCommercial. DidDid AnyoneAnyone SeeSee ItIt?? (SIM Being)

Has Malcom X Taight Us Nothing? Lets All Go Shoot The People At AOL!! (SIM Being)

I know how to make my clock flash 12:00 on and off and on and off. (SIM Being)

Aliens Are Invading. Oh No. Who Ya Gonna Call, Will Smith!! (SIM Being)

If only geeks watch Star Trek & only poor white trash buy stuff from home shoping chanels, then what is a person who buys Star Trek stuff from home shoping chanels? (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

BTW- I watch Star Trek & I am not a geek! DATA RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

But Captain Kirk sucks. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

My enteries are stupid, pointless, & often poorly spelled. I think I fit right in- don't you? (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

[That's alright. No on seems to mind.]


Come and dance to the top 40 hits of today at the best night club in town. (SIM Being)

HOW DO YOU MAKE THE COWBOYS STAND?

"WILL THE DEFENDENT PLEASE RISE" (EOrtiz8906)

Microsux Powerpiont (SIM Being)

Microsux Windows (SIM Being)

Miller Bear oops Beer (SIM Being)
[On Dennis Miller's old talk show, one of his sponsers was Miller Beer, that's pretty corny. Maybe that's why it only last 7 months.]