Puke, Barf, Spew, Vomit, Chunks, Its all the same. (SIM Being)

What the hell is this, you ask? Go back and read "How to play The Random Game" if you really want to know.

*IMPORTANT* If you type something in the box below, DO NOT use the or key anywhere in it (until I post something saying the Online Host has his head out of his ass and our entry reading software will work properly).

*MORE IMPORTANT* If you want to send a file or an image, attach it to an e-mail and mail it to "HO Theme". (SIM Being)

Happy Fun Ball (SIM Being)

Why don't you name one of the archives after me: Microsux again. (SIM Being)

[Alright. You asked nicely.]

Cool Tools for doing... Um Never Mind. (SIM Being)

Microsux Exel (SIM Being)

Microsux Word (SIM Being)

Microsux Mail (SIM Being)

Microsux Bob (SIM Being)

[Luckily for you, I don't think Bill Gates will think you have been talking about him. Otherwise? He could eliminate you.]

I'm My size barbie.. Hey What are those handcuffs for? (SIM Being)

Fat Free Salad Dressing (SIM Being)

Microsux Liminted Warranty (SIM Being)

Follow The Bouncing Cheeks. (SIM Being)

If you send Mail to Microsux, AOL will reply "user unknown" (SIM Being)

My daughter was kidnapped by my pet lobster. (SIM Being)
[Have you seen that ultra blue lobster? They say it's naturally ocurring, but I think it's more likely from a Nuclear Plant meltdown they haven't told us about.]

Ghost of Queen Elizabeth Is Living In My Tiolet (SIM Being)

I saw an automobile pass by and I have the pix to prove it. - UFO specialist. (SIM Being)

I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a frontal lobotomy (YnotLOL)

Is this where I am supposed to type something funny at? If so...SOMETHING FUNNY... (LoveFire18)

[No, nothing funny is to be found here. Well, that's not true. Nothing funny is to be found here in bold.]

What is the scariest entery you've ever gotten? (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

[I don't know, but take a look at some of NihonFreak's.]

You want to know something I find scary? A picture of me is avilible in 2 places. 1 in the Weekly World News online cause I won Queen of the Beach. (I spent my summer cleaning beach bathrooms to pay my AOL bills. That's why I won- NOT for how I look in
bathing suit. I didn't get to wear one all summer.) and the other in this place called the Gallery. Between the 2 so many people have downloaded my picture that there's about 200 people I do not know who have my picture. That's scary. And a few days bac
I sent it into Digital Grafftii as well. So now more people I don't know will have my picture & God knows what they'll do to it! (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

It's 3:41pm. Do you know where your gorilla is? (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

I've often thought that instead of shooting birds out of the sky, you could attach a line to a helium balloon with some bird bait and when the bird bites, you could reel it in. Sort of like fishing in the sky. Whattaya think?? (PaulCrash)
[Patent that baby quick!]

You shoulda seen what happened when they found a penguin instead of the fire extinguisher! Madness ensued.......... (PaulCrash)


Hello? Caesar's International House of Falaffles. Bennie speaking, may I help you? (Cara R8648)

Two sperm were swimming through a woman's body. the first spem looked at the second and said, ''WHEW!, l'm tired .When do we get to the uterus?'' The second turned to the first and said,''Uterus?? we aren't even past the esophagus yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''
utkast627 (Outkast627)

If this game has no rules or guidlines, why have a "How To"?

(Cara R8648)

[Because believe it or not people still ask what the hell it is. For people like you, it may be unneccessary, but HO does not discriminate on the basis of stupidity.]

I like traffic lights. Ilike traffic lights, that is what i said! (Hububu)





my typi




type order. I can't in

or eat fudge. (Nyello)

Yo yo yo I'm in HO (LoneSniper)

I eat a head

In the bed

With Jed

And then I . . . Jed, get the hell out of my bed! What is the matter with you?! Are you gay? Hey you look "happy to see me". No, stop it, stop it!!! EEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Nyello)

Question: How does <$@&%!> represent a certain four letter word begining with f and ryming with 'duck'? I mean, we are basically saying "Dollar at and percent".

I gotta lie down. (Nyello)






















































Dan. (Nyello)

[You came up a few lines short...better luck next time.]

I would just like to say that right now the menu says 'period'. Thank you for your time. (Nyello)

Blah Blah Blah Blah....thats the true content of most of these entries.. (ToddG03)

Is it Friday yet? (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

I saw an entery where they wondered what Ring around the rosie means- it's a song about the Black Death (Bubonic Plauge). A ring of rosies was a bunch of spots you'd get if you had BP, a poket full of posies it what you're suppose to carry to keep from
tting BP, ashes, ashes was plague victims being burned after they died. It really goes like this- "Ring a ring of rosies, a poket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down!" I know cause I went to England & our tour guide told us. I also took a Jac
the Ripper walking tour & they took us to a road called Hounds Ditch. It's called that cause during the plague they'd kill any animal that could carry fleas then dump them (and people who died of the plague) into this big ditch. There's a McDonalds ther
now. The English don't like McDonalds much. Another tour guide made a joke about how Sweeny Todd's, the barber who'd kill his customers, rod them & eat them, partner, a woman, got away to America & when she died she left her recipe book behind for her d
cendents- then he said "I believe their name was McDonalds." (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

If a canibla ate someone who had eaten a cow with mad cow's disease would the canibal get mad human's disease? (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

People in New Mexico don't care about anything except themselves. You know how I know- cause some creep hit my brother's dog with their car & left her there to freeze to death. My brother says this is how 99.9% of people in New Mexico act. Humans suck.
amiJR) (JamiJR)

If a tree falls on an eviromentalist what do you suppose would happen? (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

What if an enviromentalist had cancer & it was found the only cure for cancer was the powered bones of spotted owl mixed with the blood of a humpback whale. Think they'd take it or die? (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

[Are you asking this seriously? Nah....oh what the hell---they'd choose to die. In fact, a good number of environmentalists believe that the population must stop rising. We must enter an age of stable and/or negative growth. But, I don't see any of
ese environmentalists volunteering to help. Hypocrites!]

I've found, when asked an important question that requires a yes/no answer, its best to answer with: "Nyos" Then watch em try and figure out if thats a yes or a no. (GrmReaperX)

Why are so many people obsessed with monkeys? Do they find monkeys a turn on? Do they think monkeys are sexy? What is it with the monkeys people?!?!?!?! (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

[It's only one person under many screen names, it's just Michael Jackson. Wait a second, I accused Beergut of being Michael Jackson this very same day. I hardly remembered that. That's just how many entries there are today!]

A-Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... (CHAMPION16)

Does anyone out there have a naked picture of Roseann or some other fat woman? Cause if you do could you put my head on their body so the next time some freak asks me for a naked picture of myself I can send them that instead & get them to leave me alon
(JamiJR) (JamiJR)

[Why bother putting your head on, even? It might make a nice experiment to see how they'd treat you if they think you were Roseanne. Now, if you'd like to frighten people, get a naked picture of Chris Farley and put you had on that one.]

I find sub-zero temperatures very unpleasant. Just thought I'd share.


Can anyone else here draw Animal Mitosis Fish Blastula in telophase? Just wondering. (JessGrl14)

In telophase, the last stage of mitosis, the chromosomes once again become threadlike and indistinct (as in prophase). The spindle then breaks apart and the nucleus reappears. Around each mass of chromatin, a nuclear membrane forms. Finally, the cyto
asm pinches along the equator, forming two daughter cells.

I'm gonna ace that bio test Wednesday.....

(wishful thinking?) (JessGrl14)

When you're really mad at someone, yell at them in a language they don't know. It's fun. (JessGrl14)

At least this is better than the slogan game. (ADTYLER)

I think my car is some kind of magnet for other cars. If I get hit one more time.... (Isybel)

I guess the main reason I'm depressed is that my keyboard is so fucasdlfj;kajweiofasdjfaskjc,x.vjsdkfajewif (Isybel)

Mmmm...Wawa cappicino. The best. French Vanilla. (ScorpioAsh)

[Oh jeez, I almost forgot you wanted cappicino.]

For some reason, guys don't find the fact that I like wrestling stimulating. (ScorpioAsh)

I tried to go Iceskating. But the place wasn;t really open- it was too cold. To iceskate. hmm. (ScorpioAsh)

Negative fourteen degrees farenheit with windchill. (ScorpioAsh)

I hate you, you hate me, let's go out & lynch Barney. With a great big kick & a punch from you to me- I'll get the rope & you find a tree!!!!! (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

[Alias, WJCT, and you have all advocated the killing of Barney today. You people stick together. I swear you are all the same people just toying with me.]

I'm not crazy- it's the rest of you who are crazy. I'm just trying to fit it. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

Ms. Darkfont is my idol! Someday I want to be just like her! (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

[Don't tease with my emotions, I'm very sensitive. ;o) ]

Have you ever pretended that you were a seahorse, and your tail could bend nicely, and you could feel free, it's a nice feeling, but I have never done that. (MONKEYMOO2)

2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 rights make a left!


You're choking! Spit it out stupid! There's only one thing for me to do: administer the heimlich manuever... -Ren (ScorpioAsh)

BOO! (ScorpioAsh)

Scared ya, didn't i?I certainly scared me. (ScorpioAsh)

[No, I got Toasty22 foreshadowed it all, in a chapter or two before.]

Why are nails and hair pretty as part of a person, but when detached become disgusting? (ScorpioAsh)

Cults are evil (ScorpioAsh)

I got a conversation heart that said "Dig me". (ScorpioAsh)

Gum loses it's flavor far too quickly. (ScorpioAsh)

Prepositions are not words to end sentances with. (ScorpioAsh)

Holy Hecklers, Batman! (Spoonzilla)

[This is not a post from ScorpioAsh. I repeat, this is *not* a post from ScorpioAsh. All these S's posts, what's a girl to do?]

happy fun ball..does that have a sexual inference? (ScorpioAsh)

ta-ra-ra-ra-boom-de-ay, ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay. (ScorpioAsh)

Do think that there are creatures out there who can feed off of a person's soul? Little by little? I don't mean those humans who call themselves psychic vampires, I mean non-human entities who can actually absorb part of your soul? I bet I know what the
re called too- Random Game Contestants. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

I think the constant busy signals may generate a whole new wave of mass murderers. The disgruntled AOL user will replace the disgruntled postal worker that normally goes around shooting people. (Croaker34)
[Very good point, and a very sad premonition. What's worse is in the "virtual" world of "cyberspace," what or whom actually get's shot? I put virtual and cyberspace in quotes to pretend I am too cool to use those words myself.]

Play the random game here! (ScorpioAsh)

You guys need a catchy slogan... (ScorpioAsh)

Maybe that shouls be a "slogans" topic? (ScorpioAsh)

People suck. People suck happy fun balls. (ScorpioAsh)

[Okay, I didn't see any sexual innuendo to happy fun balls until you just said that.]

There's something really sad about seeing a 34 year old walking around with his t-shirt pulled up on his head saying "I am Cornholio." That's why I stay away from mirrors. (Croaker34)

Keyword: HO (ScorpioAsh)

we don't need no water let the motherf**ker burn, burn motherf**ker, burn. jimmy pop is my soul mate (ScorpioAsh)

Could the powers that be at AOL actually not have realized that the unlimited hours deal would increase usage? With a brain trust like that in control, I am going to run right out and buy some AOL stock. NOT!!! (Croaker34)

Do they make Unhappy Fun balls? How bout unhappy boring nalls? or even unhappy boring cubes? (ScorpioAsh)

[You just gave SNL an idea. And I wouldn't be surprised if SNL was looking online for ideas to steal.]

it's 5 a.m. and i'm awake..and have been since 12 noon yesterday. that's just wrong! (ScorpioAsh)

One time I was Anne of Green Gables for Halloween, The only problem was, no one knew who that was so I walked around my school with my hair dyed red and in braids with this wierd tapestry bag in my hands all day...That's all. (Jody Bob)

Pardon me, but what does "Me gusteria dos quevos fritos y tocina y cafe con leche" mean???? (Calvinbert)

I like fried eggs and bacon and coffe with milk. (ChrisIzzo)

We inturupt this program to annoy you, and make things generaly irrating.

In other news, dead monkeys will spit up at

4:00 (pm) (Hububu)

I am a witty son-of-a-bitch and you guys are missing the boat! (ADTYLER)

I just don't understand why I don't win- some of my stuff is just as good if not better then other peoples on the other games. Maybe HO plays favorites. Maybe us new people aren't allowed to win till we bribe the judges a whole bunch. BTW- Did you d/l a
of that stuff I've sent? (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

A man goes to his boss and says, "Here is a great way to earn money."

"What," says the boss.

"We can sell these American flags!"

"Great, go to it!"

So the guys starts to sell them. Finally a person shows up. The guy asks, "How much are they?"

"200 hunderd bucks."

The guy runs away as fast as he can!

"YOU COMMI!" (Unibrow Jr)

Well, bold lettered guy...who's slacking off now? (MissScully)

[I'd say you. After you not making it last week, I so wanted you to win this week. And yet? I have no text entries from Rent or Evita this week. I guess I could go back to the week before and grab some of your old entries, but that wouldn't be right

The purple Unicorn will fly at midnight if the silver monkey predicts it. I must destroy the frog (his slime is the spit of the devil) And he has Hitlers reincarnated head in his Lily Pad. He wants a Kangaroo for Christmas to put it in, but then again
ho doesn't? Just remember, "In the game of life, Ohio State is the coach, and Michigan is the waterboy, GO BUCKS (Nords6)

I'm naked and i don't care.....i'm NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKED.....nude....in the open......struttting the field........i'm shooting the breeze.....i'm being embraced by the air....i am naked.....


come on, give me a hug (Tocadisco)

Say, anyone hear about the alligator who bit his tail???


How do you like them apples? (Tocadisco)

[They're delicious. Did you know you sent the same thing 3 more times? Okay, now everyone knows, and I'll cut the other 3 out.]

I hate getting cut off when i ask chicks out on dates (Tocadisco)


i'm not listening (Tocadisco)

[Hey I know that song. Well, the second part atleast.]

I once had a threesome with Smurfette and Papa Smurf. (Tsmap)

probe the strange and terrifying mysterys of the unknown Vist my bedroom!!! (MDWasser)

"Hecklers Online for Dummies" the new best selling book by HO BigD (TV14)

My friend Vicky is here

just thought I'd share (JessGrl14)

Do you ever lie awake at night wondering if you'll ever amount to anything? I don't. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

Glibbershmoppy. (GrapeNut55)

Goldfish don't bounce. (BabyLamms)
[Peppridge Farm ones do, but you have to throw them at the right speed or else they'll just crumble.]

Tar is not a plaything. (BabyLamms)

Underware should be worn on the inside. (BabyLamms)

Sometimes I sign on to AOL & think- "Why am I here?" (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

You know- it STILL bothers me that the little smilely face guy has no nose. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)

All I want for Xmas is the million dollar bra, so I can trade it in and get a Ferrari and a home in Beverly Hills. (FOP QUEEN) (FOP Queen)

[There is a song, by a band that I like that you surely would have never have heard of so I want mention their name, called "I Went To Heaven in my Cross-Your-Heart-Bra." And I thought, *that* is a cool name for a song. Oh, it's an instrumental.]

< **********VIRUS ALERT**********


There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If

you receive an email message with the subject line "Deeyenda", DO


read the message, DELETE it immediately!

Some miscreant is sending email under the title "Deeyenda"


if you get anything like this DON'T DOWNLOAD THE FILE! It has a


that rewrites your hard drive, obliterates anything on it. Please


careful and forward this e-mail to anyone you care about.

Please read the message below.


The Internet community has again been plagued by another computer

virus. This message is being spread throughout the


USENET posting, EMAIL, and other Internet activities. The reason


all the attention is because of the nature of this virus and the

potential security risk it makes. Instead of a destructive Trojan

virus (like most viruses!), this virus referred to as Deeyenda

Maddick, performs a comprehensive search on your computer, looking for

valuable information, such as email and login passwords, credit


personal inf., etc.

The Deeyenda virus also has the capability to stay memory resident

while running a host of applications and operation systems, such as

Windows 3.11 and Windows 95. What this means to Internet users is

that when a login and password are send to the server, this virus


copy this information and SEND IT OUT TO UN UNKNOWN ADDRESS


The reason for this warning is because the Deeyenda virus is virtually

undetectable. Once attacked your computer will be unsecure. Although

it can attack any O/S this virus is most likely to attack those users

viewing Java enhanced Web Pages (Netscape 2.0+ and Microsoft


Explorer 3.0+ which are running under Windows 95). Researchers at

Princeton University have found this virus on a number of World


Web pagesand fear its spread.

Please pass this on, for we must alert the general public at the

security risks.



Here you go guys...just thought you might want to post this because it's kinda good to know. Eatin' yo hard drive and stuff. Personally I wouldn't want to eat anyone's hard drive, wouldn't it taste like metal? (CurlyAnnT)

[Thanks. Hopefully now no one will feel the need to forward this to masses of people.]