[Did you hear that there is now a Frank Sinatra Champagne now? I don't like Champagne, but I don't know if I can afford to not buy it.]
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D'Oh! A Deer! A Female Deer! (Flexidisk)
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I am a banana. Just thought you'd like to know. (WJHSmile)
[Oh, don't get me started on that!]
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.ananab a ma I (WJHSmile)
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This is the story...... of a lovely lady.......... who was bringing up three very lovely girls........ they all hade blonde hair........ like their mother........ the youngest one in curls. (WJHSmile)
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I won 20,000 dollars at Vegas, but some blue-haired old lady stole it. (Krazyk242)
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If this is truly a contest of stupidity, I am certainly a winner. (Krazyk242)
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Death to sanity. (Krazyk242)
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Can I be the Random Game's mascot? (Krazyk242)
[Sure, but first I must ask are you a person, place, or thing?]
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Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy are the 1st five books of the Bible. Know it or suffer the fiery pits of Satan. (Krazyk242)
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Then Ramadimcus, son of Gaol, son of Hersibaum, son of Jokasibaar did go unto the people and declared that this was verily the Day of Kaasladeen. (Krazyk242)
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Today's word is grimbulterkalasser. Know it. Use it. (Krazyk242)
[So long as we don't need to know how to spell it.]
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You know, I have read many of the entries for the random game, and I am convinced that all these people need professional, psychological help. And fast. (AIias AKA)
[I almost agree, but not quite. If they sought medical attention, they would be put on medical leave from work or school--trust me on that--and they'd have even more time to submit entries.]
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The Hills are alive...with the sound of music...la la la la (AIias AKA)
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One time? I was in a chat room? And this guy came in? And he started quoting show tunes? And I knew what they were so I would finish the lyrics for him? You know? But I thought it was kinda odd? So I asked him if he was gay? And he said yes? And I told him that he was perpetuating a stereotype. (AIias AKA)
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OPEN INVITATION: To all who like to cause trouble....I am the ambassador from the Mean People Only chat room....We conduct room raids on a daily basis. If you would like to join us, feel free. Especially you, BeerGutt....I want you in the worst way. (AIias AKA)
[Sorry to butt in, but was it the Mean People Only chat room in which you were finishing quotes to Show Tunes? Seems like an odd activity for mean people to be doing. But there I go stereotyping people.]
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BEERGUTT...can you hear me? I have fallen in love with you... (AIias AKA)
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shhhh.........it's a secret.........in code (Waflstomp)
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I can say "head up his ass?" This opens up new horizons! This phrase has to be more disgusting than most I would have thought of that would get me the boot! Head up his ass! (XRayComet)
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You know what....i'm just gonna sit here till I find something to do........yup, just sit here..............yup..................................................................just sittin................ (Eeithne)
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something is very, very wrong here. (Fuzzysheep)
[You've only just noticed that?]
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If you are wondering why I was not on the Random Game for a while, I was in New York snowboarding with my sister and our friend, Melissa. We had a three-hour car ride to Western NY to that lovely little village of Ellicotville, wherein resides the delightful ski resort Holiday Valley. Ever heard of this place? We stayed in a condo at Snowpine, right on the mountains. We vegged out the first day, but the second day we rented snowboards and (kill the president) boarded on the bunny hill, named School Haus. I fell a lot. So did Melissa and my sister, but we had fun. After snowboarding, we stayed in the main lodge and had pizza (worship me) and hot chocolate. Then we went into town and shopped at all of the ski stores and the little antique stores and this really cool store called Kazoo 2. It had a lot of neat stuff in it like (give me tokens) stone jewelry, handmade clocks, stuffed animals, and books about sex after 50, which is something nobody wants to think about. Then we went back to the condo and watched the Nutty Professor (anarchy) and ate brownies. The next day, we went skiing. My sister and I are good skiiers, but Melissa is not. We took 2 hours to go down one run because of her. It was funny. After skiing, we went to town and had dinner at the Ellicottville Brewery. I had chili and (synchronize your watches to doomsday) 5 bottles of root beer. Talk about being burpy. The next day, we went snowboarding again and Melissa bought this cool hat with tassely things coming out of it. Then we packed up (tokens) and (chaos) left NY for Ohio. Another three-hour car ride, but I read this interesting article about subliminal messages which passed the time nicely. (Dante303)
[Hello Dante, I don't think I've had the pleasure to meet you until now. (Adore me.)]
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY: No matter where you go...there you are!!! (DParks2310)
[Rebuttal of the Day: No matter what the year, someone will always tell this saying as if for the first time.]
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Resolved: It is a bad thing, to eat bleach. Even mixed up with cherry Kool-Aid mix, it is a bad thing. Don't do it. Or go ahead and try it, I don't care. Doesn't matter a lick to me. (WhtKat)
[If you do it, remember that the Random Game in no way takes responsibilities for the statements made by participants.]
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"Juice1000 likes monkeys." Is Juice a name? if not then how can an inanimate liquid like anything. I mean, I can understand if monkeys liked juice1000. I would just understand that "Monkeys like Juice 1000" is some kind of advertizement. But Juice liking monkeys....I mean if it is a persons name I would be really worried for him. Beastiality is not an easy thing to cure...(I know from personal experience) But if Juice 1000 is a name, the only Juice I can think of is OJ Simpson, but everyone knows that he likes tenderized white meat. But saying he likes monkeys: either it sounds like a racial slur or part of the prosecutors case in the civil trial to trump up morals and perversion charges to further malign his character...like they already don't have him in a corner. ----Hey! What were we talking about? (Gamekam)
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squeegy & cheesy
squeegy & cheesy
squeegy & cheesy
squeegy & cheesy
squeegy & cheesy
squeegy & cheesy
squeegy & cheesy
man, we are cool (SQUEEGY1)
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Q.If you were riding down the street in a canoe and a pie fell off, how many spokes would be left on your bicycle? A. None. Grass doesn't grow on footballs. (JWKMOE)
[lol. I'm too medicated at the moment to know if that is an original, but it was damn funny.]
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Here's the punchline: "No, I thought you brought the mayonnaise!!" Just make up your own joke. I'm too tired. (PaulCrash)
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what is the differance between O.J SIMPSON and simba the lion. A= 1 is a african lion the oter is a lion african (RJcolosimo)
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The Stinky Cheese Man is comin
Really fast he's runnin
Just to be here the 4th of July
The day sparks will fly
So watch out for the man
Cuz he's his biggest fan
But now I'm out of time
So I'll stop this damn rhyme
****July 4 is chesse day**** (Crakerz123)
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the boldfacing seems to be a bit out of whack. (PaulCrash)
[I wouldn't know, I'm blind.]
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When is the slogan contest gonna end? Its been about 3 weeks. I am disturbed. (PaulCrash)
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Your ugly and when I woke up this morning your mother dressed me funny!!! (Rob DawnHI)
[Your ugly what? Your ugly cat? Your ugly hat? Your ugly mat? I could go on. . .but I have no idea what I'm saying.]
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"Me no worry hashish keeps my eye's chinese,rollin' two phillies together makes blunts siamese." (GanjaGuy97)
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Why aren't there any bumper stickers that say stuff like "If you can read this you're too close to my uteris"? or "My other car is a uteris"? or even "Jesus loves my uteris"? (SuprDags)
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I'd buyand put'em them just to have something to laugh at whenever i go into the parking lot. oh..and cause there isn't enough uteris merchandise out there. (SuprDags)
[There's probably a market out there, why not make them yourself and try selling them for $5 each?]
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game (HKrau82246)
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Holey Fanoley and a bucket of chicken. (Veggie311)
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The Great Depression was ended by Prozac. (Krazyk242)
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Is this game lethal? (Krazyk242)
[The FDA is checking it out. In the meantime, please, don't consume it.]
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I think it is possible to play this game too much. I gotta lie down..... (Krazyk242)
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Juice 1000 your monkey story seems terribly familiar... (BabyLamms)
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Fine. Don't post my entries. See if I care. (well i do actually) (BabyLamms)
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I thought about it, and I thought about it. I still have no idea what to put in this area. (LoveFire18)
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Hmmph. Well, you've probably noticed I left here for a while (OK, you probably haven't noticed.) but I was insulted. For the first time in a looong time my Random entry wasn't posted. WELL! fine then. BE THAT WAY. And I put a lotta work inta that entry too. oh well... I'm back again. Oh stop your whining. Anyhow, my subject today is random violence. (hadta pick a topic that had to do with sumfin random for my return) Everyone's talking about random violence.. ohhh it's so terrible, oh the humanity of it all! Well, I, yes, I, I have the way to stop it! WOO HOO! You see, you have to SCHEDULE your violence. I mean, geez, of COURSE random violence is awful! You can't have a bunch of peole running around without their little scheduling books! It's BARBERIC! -sigh- I say we dontate a bunch of schedules to th' jails and tell them to keep them on their parole. THere ya go! well, it's time for me to go... got an appointment. :::opening datebook::: I'm outie! LOL An' now for my ever-so-annual ending... HE went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun.. in case of accidents, he always took his mom.. he's the all-american, bullet-headed, saxon-mother's son.. all de cheeldren sing.. Hey, bungalo bill, what did you kill, bungalo bill? hee hee hee (JaguarMel)
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i am the world's tallest midget.. (Wan2baStar)
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when i am feeling don i remind myself that i am way prettier than bob dole (Wan2baStar)
[Bob Dole isn't that unattractive of a man...I mean did you ever see his pictures before the war? No, I'm not hot for Bob Dole; he's married!]
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i am smarter than my dogs..well..at least one of my dogs (Wan2baStar)
[Are you prettier than them?]
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the good lord smiles apon me..me and ONLY me! the good lord hates everyone else! were best friends (Wan2baStar)
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Last monday in his inaugural adress Bill Clinton was heard to say, "I'm not only the President, I'm also a client!" (ElmoDog16) (ElmoDog16)
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I know why santa flies from roof to roof to roof...delivering presants without a single goof...cuz if he walked the streets like us, theyd take his bag and shove him under a bus (Wan2baStar)
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-7 degress. With tempatures this low, my nipples are so hard I could cut glass! (ElmoDog16) (ElmoDog16)
[Where is the Gong Show when you could use it, huh?]
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For all you know i could be god......and its damn good for you that i am not. (Wan2baStar)
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Sometimes when I get nervous I stick my hands in my armpits and I smell them. (ElmoDog16) (ElmoDog16)
[If you are going to quote Saturday Night Live, atleast pick a good skit...you know, like Happy Fun Ball for instance.]
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Yelling TOS in a sex room is like yelling "immigration" at a sweat shop. (Tocadisco)
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Ham. (Suzanne833)
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I laughed my ass off, but the problem is...i just can't seem to get it back on. (Tocadisco)
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Tikki rama mama
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Anyone know how i can reattach my gluteous maximus? (Tocadisco)
[Some people might consider losing their ass a good thing. Anyway, try snot. It's amazing what that can hold together.]
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Gluteous maximus, now there is a word for you...actually, two words. (Tocadisco)
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why does Cap'n Crunch INSIST on the contraction "Cap'n"? The full title of Captain commands so much more respect? (SuprDags)