i am standing here amidst the cardboard trees, while bill clintion plays back up on the say, and levon is climbing the branches trying to get his balloons back from jesus, who took them and flew away to venus, shouting down to levon (and those two other princed who were standing nearby), "Don't speak...(don't you know you are pushing my love over the borderline?) i command you to dance!!! come on now, FEEL the vibrations!" and i say to you, in my best james dean, "A farley farley a farllllllll......." (STEFANY8)

Gee- now I want my name in the margin. (JamiJR)

[lol. Come to the realization the Monty Python disc may be forever out of your reach?]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz Now In Capitals ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Now with no musical background abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz Now The Microsux way.. autoexecbatcomfiledosdirectoryapromptinsertauystexecsetup.bat (SIM Being)

1...2.... you better eat my shoe (yum) 3...4.... you better eat my door (yum) 5...6.... you better eat my wix (yum) 7...8.... you better eat my date (yum) 9...10.. you better eat my hen (yum) Did any of you get what i just said? (Docmoron)

Both Scropio & Mr. O mentioned me in their posts! I feel so loved! (JamiJR)

99% of the sutff I entered did not get posted. Oh, well, that's what I get for quoting musical & Interveiw with the Vampire. (JamiJR)

[Either I have psychic powers and was envisioning later posts or some of these posts got sent multiple times. Can anyone confirm either theory?]

After all the Happy Fun Ball stuff do you think we can make a Happy Random Ball? (JamiJR)

did you know that cheese cakes are made out of cheese? i didnt. i thought they were made out of milk. oh well, my bad (Docmoron)

I hate those signs that say "You are here". How do they know I'm there? Are they following me? OH MY GOD! IT'S BIG BROTHER! (JamiJR)

i want to to to to to eat a tu tu on you (Docmoron)

I like those little bottle of Ice Drops, the super concentrated breath freshener. I just have one problem with them- they say 150 drops in a bottle but so far the most I get out of them is 10. (JamiJR)

How come all gardening shows & books are all made for people who live on the east coast? Californias garden too. (JamiJR)

You know, the liberals are getting on my nerves. They're going around saying the laws against child porn are unconsitutional. I don't think when our founding fathers wrote the Consitution they wrote it in mind to protect sickos who trad pictures of naked kids in sexual possistions. LIBERALS EVERYWHERE- GET A BRAIN!!!!! (JamiJR)

[Wait a sec. Wasn't it the Republicans last year, or was it just Newt, supporting transmission of porno online? So, Liberals are in favor of child porn and republicans are in favor of computer porn. This is what happens when our government is run by ugly, old, white, sick, horny men.]

I have made my political statement for the day. Now let's see if HO has the guts to post it or if they're run by a bunch of Liberals who are afraid to admit they're WRONG! (JamiJR)

[In fairness I think someone now needs to put down Ross Perot. Yeah, I meant for that to have a double meaning.]

Mr. Onliner has publicly announced his candidacy for President of the Random Game.

Under my administration, we would be a communistic monarchial democratic republic. The Three Houses of Congress would be reordered: The House of Representatives, the House of Blues, and the House of Pancakes.

The Cabinet would be as follows.

Secretary of Randomness/Minister of Bold Letters: Sheriff II (my name for Ms. Darkfont)

Secretary of State: Mr Onliner

Secretary of Defense: Tocadisco

Joint Chiefs of Staff: Tocadisco, Admiral Industrry, General JH Probe of the Random Air Force, General TrobWLW of the Army and General Krazyk242 of the Marines

Secretary of A Bunch of Other Miscellaneous Stuff that Needs Taking Care of: ScorpioAsh

MY SLOGAN: "Up, Up, Up!"

Do you think I'm out of touch? Do you think I'm new? Do you think I'm wrong in any way shape or form?

Well, you're wrong. Bite me.

LTCMRRJ: the In Your Face candidate (LtCmr RJ)

[But under your administration I'd still have to do something. Or can it just be a fluff title? Who gets the yacht?]

kalua me baby (Krazyk242)

rabbits are the devil's spawn (Krazyk242)

In response to LtCmr RJ's little statement about his messed up friend, I have only one thing to say. IT'S TRUE. (JH Probe)

As sad as it may seem, IT'S TRUE. (JH Probe)

Mr. Onliner, I accept the position of Head Wizard....as long as I can be the Head Head Wizard. I promise to support you in all your efforts of doing whatever the hell you do. when do I get paid? (Krazyk242)

Random Thought of the Day: Gophers will not take being slapped lightly. (Krazyk242)

uh.......... (Smarty7)

still thinking....... (Smarty7)

i got an idea!!!


oops, forgot it..... (Smarty7)

this game's no fun (Smarty7)
[This game isn't for smarties. Not the Canadian ones and not the ones made in New Jersey either.]

ok, so I was sitting here, on my computer, in the hecklers area, and some a** hole is making all sorts of noise outside my window (Basie 9)

So I actually left the computer (I know, hard to believe) and looked out my window... (Basie 9)

This guy, ran over my mail boxes with a skidoo! He is outside reving the engin in my driveway.... (Basie 9)

and to top it all off, he tore up my gravel driveway, trying to get the thing out. The nerve. (Basie 9)

BEST JOKE Q. Why couldn't the which have babies A. Her husbond had a hallow weenie (MJKhoop)

Is the Purple People Eater purple or does he eat purple people? (BGoodByeIn)

This woman just had a baby that was born without eyelids. She askes the doctor, "Is there any way you can give him eyelids?" The doctor says, "Well, I am about to circumcise him, and I could use that skin for the eyelids." So he goes in and comes out and asks the woman how he looks. The woman replies, "Well, its ok, but its a little cock-eyed.

HAHA (Boscofreak)

[Well, I censored Oblio Six, so...]

Um...Jus' wondering. I got my name in the big big thing, but not in the little ones. (Bloodguilt)

Do you like cheese? (User376649)

Do you like George Went? (User376649)

Do you like George Went eating cheese? (User376649)

Hey! If I send in lots of entries, would you make an entire section just for me? (Bloodguilt)

[You'd have to get them all in a row. Oh, you already do that. Well, the cut offs are at random points, so I couldn't make any promises. How would such a think be beneficial to me?]

You know that feeling when you don't sleep enough your tired, and if you sleep to much your tired? That sucks, huh? I need exactly 8 hours, 32 minutes, and 23 seconds do be "fully rested". (Forty9erss)

You know, pert plus just doesn't give my hair that fresh feeling. (Forty9erss)

I hope you all realize that I'm losing my mind. (JamiJR)

Is it just me or did the super bowl commercials really bite this year (except for that hamster budweiser one, and that pigeon nissan one, those were ok). (Forty9erss)

[Well, I liked the Dole one and the dancing bears too. I think everyone on aol chuckled at the CompuServe one, didn't they? 1-888-Oh I shouldn't put their number here. Okay, but I got a belly laugh out of that one. But just to show my allegiance, I *was* on AOL when I saw the commercial.]

Hold 249 to make a cool box . (Forty9erss)

Please... don't give me 15 tokens for this entry, please, dont EVEN post it! PLEASE! (Forty9erss)

I'll have you know Bloodguilt isn't a cynical idealist. She stole that from me, the twit. (Khaleth)

gimme bonii. (Fuzzysheep)

oops. wrong game. (Fuzzysheep)

one one was a race horse. two one was one too. one one won one race, and two one won one too. (Fuzzysheep)

Ballahsubrahmaniam Thanigymany was a guy I knew when I was a little girl, he helped me make chinese lanterns out of old plastic bottles. And everyone thought that I liked Ballahsubrahmaniam Thanigymany. Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. What business was it of theirs? And everyone thought that I liked Adriel Pierre- he taught me how to make a frog out of paper-I don't remember what the word for that is..I know that it is something like orgasm, huh, isn't that weird? Maybe you can have orgasms while making paper frogs. I really didn't like Adriel Pierre, but so what if I did? Why should it interest anyone except Adriel Pierre and maybe Ballahsubrahmaniam Thanigymany. (Fire b4267)

OOOGLEEEP (Srveaces)

MY FELLOW AMERICANS (and people from Shang Hai) a great disaster has hit us hard. I smell rebellion, dissention. I have some issues to take up with you all.

1) Mrs. Darkfont....YES WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE A WOMAN...OK????? No need to mention it everytime someone calls you Mr. Boldletterman (the phrase whichj I incidently coined)..........cause you know what?? YOU ARE MR BOLDLETTERMAN IN SPIRIT...YOU WILL ALWAYS LIVE IN HIS SHADOWS.....but i still love you nontheless...so one last time:


* * and not { }

2) MrOnliner for President....and my butt preaches the gospel.....c'mon people....you are smarter than that!!!!!!! Look at his cabinet....I AM IN IT and i didn't even consent to that....and BIOCHICK in the cabinet??? That goddess of giggles is dead, she died a long time ago. God bless her jello like soul.

3) If there is to be a leader around here, it should be MagicClams and I....CO-MASTERS OF THE RANDOM UNIVERSE. (Tocadisco)

[Toca you made me cry with happiness at your opening remarks, although I'm sure that was not your intended reaction. Second, I never got to meet Biochick, did I? Sounds like I've missed out. Third, how can I make you co-masters? Does it involve some sword or something? Also, you may want to think of a better name than "co-masters of the random universe." It sounds good, but it doesn't roll off the tongue. And face it if you want people to know you and MagicClams as such, we all have to repeat it. Might be tough on the fingers.]


Can't remember what you were writing one year ago from today?? Well, have no fear....you can turn to the Random Game tomorrow to find out what you used to say. (Tocadisco)


and my FIST is the lawnmower.

So grow some grass or somethin (Tocadisco)

EBONICS: Just say yo. (Tocadisco)

Silly Sally...working all day, biding your time by cooking me food...i want to eat you. (Tocadisco)



DOWN BELOW (Tocadisco)

[This is good. It will help at to the outward appearance of a lot of entries, yet easy to comprehend. Overall it has a beat I could dance to and I'd give it 3 stars.]


DOH!!! (Tocadisco)

Jackrabbit, crack rabbit

gimme your sweet love. (Tocadisco)

how come these entries dont go in order. (Tewmbj11)

[You're submitting to the random game and you are asking about order. Silly, that was only one age.]

I luv that new show Full House. Its great. (Tewmbj11)

Everything seems so familiar . . . now if I could just remember my name . . . (Breezy300)


1) Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play-normally one club and two balls.

2) Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the Hole.

3) Unlike outdoor golf, the object of the game is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out

of the way. In addition, unlike outdoor golf, silence is not required, and use of the mouth,

particularly in the bunker areas, on the green, and around the hole, is encouraged.

4) For the most effective play, the club should have a very firm shaft. course owners are

permitted to check the shaft for stiffness before play begins and make any last minute

adjustments, as may be required.

5) Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.

6) The object of the game is to make as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is

satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play

the course again.

7) It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The

experianced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to

the well formed bunkers.

8) Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to

the owner of the course about to be played. Upset course owners have been known to dammage

a players equipment for this reason.

9) Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case.

10) Players should assure themselves that the match has been properly scheduled, particularly

when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to be

extremely irate if they discover someone else is playing what they consider to be a private course.

11) Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be

embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be

extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means to play

whenever this is the case.

12) Players are advised to obtain the course owners permision to play the Back Nine.

13) Slow play is encouraged; however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker

pace, at least temporarily, at the course owners request.

14) It is consedered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several

times in the same match.

15) The course owner will be sole judge of who is the best player.

16) Players are advis