An example of a practical use of Ebonics:
OJ Simpson in regard to the Bruno Magli shoes: "I would never wear those ugly-ass shoes" (Rally T)
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I wrote a poem: The random Game is cool My brother likes to drool I like the game alot i'm smelling a sock The random game player i be ARE YOU THREATNING ME?!?!?!?!? (Liar16)
[Wow, it rhymed! Well, kinda. And the beat is a tad off. But, a good effort, indeed. You forgot that the Random Game *sucks*. But, I wouldn't want to know your next line for that rhyme.]
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i am a bear in a human's body. I will eat you if you approch me. BOO! (Liar16)
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i made a bomb (Liar16)
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it will go off in ten seconds (Liar16)
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Liar16)
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I took over the world you just don't relize it yet! (Liar16)
[Why don't all the Random world make a vow. I won't get on your speeling, if you don't get on mind. Excellent!]
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NaNaNaNa!!!!So There!!!!!!!!!!! (Liar16)
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i had a rat in my head once. It would chew on my brain and then i would have a spasm. And then everybody would look at me weird so i would yell at them. But then the rat jumped out during the night, so i don't have spasm anymore. I miss the rat cause I can't yell at people. (Liar16)
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i got eaten by a bear, but he spit me up because I didn't taste like grey poupon. (Liar16)
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Do you actually screen this random crap? (Coolkid109)
[If I did, do you think that this post would have made it through?]
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Babyface got 12 grammy nominations. I got 0. There is a problem here. I wrote a really great song called "I love chicken" Want to here it? Oh wait ... I forgot ... i burned it. sorry. (Coolkid109)
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Wow, I put in a lot of entries....you still haven't put up the other thing of my RENT lyrics...I haven't put any more up though... (MissScully)
[It must have gotten...um...lost. Yeah, that's it! It got lost!]
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I'm in Calculus....well, not right now but I have the class. (MissScully)
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I'm sticky, you're icky. (MissScully)
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My friend asked me to write her an angry poem.. I wrote her this:
F**k you.
You suck.
You want a poem?
You're out of luck. (MissScully)
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She said that it was to crude...I told her to change it to Screw You. (MissScully)
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Don't breathe too deep.
Don't think all day.
Dive into work. Drive the other way.
That drink of hurt. That pint of shame.
Goes away just play the game.
We're living in America at the end of the Millenium.
We're living in America.
Leave your conscious at the tone (MissScully)
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'Cause EVRYTHING IS RENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! (MissScully)
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If you only saw part of "The Usual Suspects" you might be wondering who Keiser Soze is....to answer that..... (MissScully)
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I'm Keiser Soze....but shhhhh...don't tell anyone. (MissScully)
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It's between you and me and the Bold-lettered guy who plays with tarantulas. (MissScully)
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To all those who hope to win tokens here, it took me over a year to get the smallest little prize out of any one of these games... I'm just trying to raise your hopes, that's all. (Kaziganthi)
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Describe and discuss the economic and sociologic conditions in 18th century British occupied Scotland and the conditions related to the impeding invasion of all clowns on earth as they rise from their pitiful lives and attack our shoddy foundation of humanity and existence. Thank you. (Spridle31)
[I think it would be bad. And, I think a lot of people would be upset.]
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Why do dogs fart and then leave the room? (FREEHOLD92)
[Cats do the same thing...and don't let their size fool you.]
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Kwakerjak say: kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwak (Kwakerjak)
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KWAK (Kwakerjak)
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(o)< "kwak." "kwak" >(o) (Kwakerjak)
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I have not yet begun to kwak! (Kwakerjak)
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HEEEEEEYYY!!! Kwakerena!!!! (Kwakerjak)
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Gen. 1:1.1 In the beginning, God created the Hecklers and the duck. (Kwakerjak)
[And which one is the fallen angel?]
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Mallardchi 5:8-9 But you, AOL, are not the least in the clans of Internet. For out of you will come one who shall unite the Heckler and the duck for all time. (Kwakerjak)
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And Kwakerjak was born. (Kwakerjak)
[Okay, nevermind, I think you answered my question.]
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You have aged since the last time I saw you! (Zeroloo)
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Boy oh boy haven't played this game since the last time. (Zeroloo)
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kawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawkawk:yas kajrekawK (Kwakerjak)
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You know you have to much time on your hands when you are sitting at work and listening to every conversation for something Random, so you can go home and put play the random game. I haven't done it yet but if you do you have to much time on your hands. (Zeroloo)
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What is the best dog food to feed your cat someone asked me today. (Zeroloo)
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Bold letter person: this is an ultimatum. For to long you have been prohibiting the blending of Heckler and duck (i.e., ME) form spreading his word. Stop, or prepare to face the consequences. (Kwakerjak)
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867-5309,Mickey Mickey your so fine your so fine you blow my mind, NO HOOTIE!! Damn radio people think they have the right to play music I don't like... (Zeroloo)
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How much does Caffeine cost? I dunno but it is free with Sprite. Hahahahahahahaha I crack me up. (Zeroloo)
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You have until your colleague HO Sewer publishes a certain article. If you have not repented by then, I shall be forced to expose your weakness. Kwakerjak has spoken. >(o) (Kwakerjak)
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Can someone help me please!? Me and my family have been searching EVERYWHERE for a Jolt Cola jock strap. We can't find one anywhere, so if you can help please let me know where to find one! Thanks (Zeroloo)
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I was a gruntled employee once. (LMart72)
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For those of you who remember those PBS shorts on cooperation from the mid 80's.... COOPERATION, MAKES IT HAPPEN! Boy, does that song _rock_ . (Kaziganthi)
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i just haven't got much to say, just the same ol stupid day of pushes & shoves, hats and gloves and the cold sux. (Binkey1754)
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Did you know that it only takes 25 pounds to rip off a human ear? (NASteel)
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I may have mentioned this before, I can't remember if I have or not, but I'm really worried about the guy that runs "Slogans" I think he may have died or gotten lost in the woods, or hit by a car or was kidnapped and raped or something terrible like that. If you're out there, Slogan guy, there's a search party coming to get you! (Kaziganthi)
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Wow, you've gotten your bold letters back, Mr. Bold Letter Guy! You must be very happy. (Kaziganthi)
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gues what I'm going to do?? Yes, the same exact joke everyone has been doing, but this time, I get the tokens? Right?? I am pushing the enter key!!
[Random Note: It was here that Shaggz hit the enter key...many many times. This evidence is being suppressed from you.]
HAHA!! Punks!! YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM PUSHING THE ENTER KEY!! NO YOU CA-
***TOSSED*****
Ha!! You can't tos me for pushing the enter key!! I am invincibl-
*TOS SECOND WARNING*
You suck!!! You suck!!!!! You all suck!!!! SUCKSUCKSIUCK!!!! I AM KING!!!! YOU ALL SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**TOSSED FOR GOOD!!***
Damn, I guess they CAN tos me for whatever they want to. TOS is a political party know as commu-
****TOS WARNING: The rest of this random thing is censored. Do not read, or I'll TOSs your ass!!!!!!**** (Shaggz14)
[Shaggz has been lured over to the dark side. Please, no one follow him. He is so far gone that he attempted to post his message of the dark side twice. It's such a sad loss.]
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HA HA HA!!! NO LONGER AM I A PEON OF RANDOMIDITY!!!! BOW DOWN!! BOW DOWN AND PROFESS YOUR PATHETIC WORTHLESSNESS TO THE SCREEN!!! SHEILD YOUR EYES FROM THE AWESOME PRESENCE THAT IS I !!! (Cogby)
[I DON'T THINK THE AWESOME PRESENCE IS YOU, I THINK IT'S THE CAPITAL LETTERS.]
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Oh please forgive me. I kinda got an ego there. Ok. I have a joke. Two polar bears were ice fishing. One says "Damn that water is cold!" the other looks at him funny and says "Let me see" and sticks his paw in and then he goes "Fish biting today?" HA HA HA HA (Cogby)
[Okay, in that case, please forget what I said.]
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Wed 1/8/97 12:19am (Karen5)
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How thw hell can I give Bluewaffle all of my tokens, I DON'T HAVE ANY ! ! ! (SQUEEGY1)
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Hint, Hint. (SQUEEGY1)
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You know that midget on my lawn? Yea well he ran away to munchkin land and he took all my G.I.Joes with him. Bastard. (XxKhAoSxX)
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If crack was legal, it would still be cool. (XxKhAoSxX)
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Scooby Doo is the Anti-Christ. (XxKhAoSxX)
[All this time I thought it was Kathie Lee Gifford. And you know, I'm not alone on my theory--Conan O'Brien believes so too. Now, who do you have on *your* side?]
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I have a Dead Celebrity Calender on my desk at work. Every day I can read about some celebrity that died on that day, and if it happens to offend anyone, well, then it really makes my day. (Croaker34)
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At the end of the instructions for the Random Game you should type: "And if you are typing these instructions in any shape or form as your entry please press the Cancel button and never come back to the Random Game again." (Croaker34)
[That's an idea. But, it's cool to see so many annoyed, isn't it? In fact, maybe I'll post them sometime as a reply to someone. But, not to you.]
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Did you say piping, KY jelly, and hamster all in one sentence? (MWhite1331)
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You know... if you reverse the letters on Food Mart it's Mood Fart? (MWhite1331)
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And Call Box... reversed... could be Ball Cox? (MWhite1331)
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Imagine reversing the first THREE letters on the words Random Con...hmmmm... (MWhite1331)
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I have ten bucks sitting on my desk... they're antlers are stabbing holes in my ceiling... (MWhite1331)
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Computer Consultants: Hmmmm... when did computers start getting depressed?!?!?!?!? (MWhite1331)
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TSR (Three letters pulled randomly from thin air, or maybe it was a book I was looking at... who knows...) Training Sized Rectum. (MWhite1331)
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Wedding Day - Dedding Way (Dead Any Way) (MWhite1331)
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School Teacher - Tool Scheacher (MWhite1331)
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Bold Guy - Gold Buy (MWhite1331)
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Nasty Spot - Spasty Not (MWhite1331)
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Cold Mist - Mold Cist (Ugh!) (MWhite1331)
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Dancing Lick - Uhhhh... no... (MWhite1331)
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Did you know that if you play "Another One Bites the Dust" backwards, it says "Smoke Marijuanna!" Go ahead... use that sound recorder that comes with Windows... try it... I'm not lying! (MWhite1331)
[You're lying. You're nothin' but a liar. And don't you dare talk about Queen in such a way!!....Wait a minute, you're not really being critical, are you?...but, you're still lying.]
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Say my real name, Mike White, really fast and think "Bright Light!!!!!" (MWhite1331)
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference! (MWhite1331)
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Why conform? Break the norm! (MWhite1331)
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If there are so many people out there trying to be different, doesn't that mean they're all being the same, considering, they're all trying to be different? (MWhite1331)
[And Alternative Music isn't really alternative, because...oh, haven't we already been through this in a past life?]
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The Babble god has looked upon me and said "It is good" (MWhite1331)
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"The Meaning of Life" (MWhite1331)
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If women ran the pentagon, would missiles be shaped differently? (MWhite1331)
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Stare. Type. Stare. Type. (MWhite1331)
[The story of our lives.]
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The Babble god looked upon me again and said "I have had enough! You have served me well! Now get lost!" (MWhite1331)
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~JenaLoren~ Don't just sit there...watch for cops!!! (JenaLoren)
[If they come for you, I'll say I didn't see you...I mean isn't that what friends are for?]