People always ask me why I do my
commentary in bullet format. I say my attention span is that of the average wrestling
fan, which is about 5 minutes. The only way I can comment on everything in that
span is to post in bullet format because it confuses the human mind into thinking it isn’t reading a long JMartish column. Plus, I am a fan of The Fly in The Sporting News.
n Ricky Williams uses massive amounts of steroids. Goes
from 185 to 225 in 3 weeks…hmmm, I wonder if Congress will interview him next.
n Rafael Palmeiro tests positive for steroids, but claims “I’ve never
intentionally used steroids. Never.”
RIGHT, I don’t know anyone who accidentally pokes themselves with a needle. Can
Ralphy say bye bye Cooperstown.
n NCAA 2006 kicks ass!!!!
n The Cocks are starting to look like they will get 2 year probation. Word is they will still beat Georgia and Tennessee because those schools are scared of Spurrier.
n Hey!!! Who is Ryan Franklin? I guess roids don’t
help you pitch.
n Sandra Beth Geisel has a jones for high school kids. I
guess the kids were “Hot for Teacher”. I know, that was bad.
n NASA still can’t get the shuttle right. $1.6 billion
and they still can’t fix a window frame. I have my microwave. Get out of space and do something else.
n Terrorists, who are not citizens of this country, who are blowing up our interests,
who hate America, seem to be covered by
the Bill of Rights.
n Bush sign’s CAFTA. Damn it Bush!!! Did Bill and Hillary use a mind control ray on him?
n Speaking of Hillary. Apparently she is pro
military action now.
n I have a new idea for a board game. “Where in the
World is Natalee Holloway?”. OHHHHHHHH, that was bad too.
n Michael Jackson is nothing but a weird little man.
It’s ok to listen to his music. Hell, Elton is still a classic and
he confessed to having sex with underage boys.
n Oh yeah, SMARKS Matt Hardy freaking rules!!!!!!!!! Complain
there are no good story lines in the WWE, and they complain when they are given one.
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What are your thoughts about the end of Wildside and the start of Anarchy?
Honestly,
I think the area was ready for a change in guard. Wildside was a very fun show and did a lot for wrestling in the state
of Georgia. I believe the Wildside office had gotten stale on what they wanted to do. They lost sight of what got them
the recognition over the years. One big thing that hurt them was their misuse of the heavyweights. There was always a
storyline for every cruiserweight in the building, however, when it came to the heavyweights, there seemed to be a void. Anarchy
has a vision of bringing new life into that area. They have a vision of turning the regulars into names instead of bringing
in the names to make the regulars look inferior. I believe I speak for everyone when I say we are very excited about
what is to come.
Talk about working for the Extreme Wrestling Council.
The Extreme Wrestling
Council or EWC is located in Greenville, South Carolina. The show is held at Main Event Presents where I was trained
by Brodie Chase. They use various guys that were regulars at Wildside and will be appearing at Anarchy. Guys like
the Boogaloo Crew, Brandon P, Jeremy V, Shadow Jackson, Jeff Lewis and many they want to bring in when the crowds get bigger. They
are drawing about 75 people a show right now. That isn’t bad for a show that is held in a training center and does not
have the national exposure of a Wildside or Anarchy. They want to start doing TV in South Carolina and maybe some Pirate
TV like PWE has. Shadow Jackson is the heavyweight champion with his black supremist gimmick and I am the "baby" feuding
with him. It’s really fun. Except when he cut my head open and IT BLED FOR 2 FREAKIN' DAYS. Good job, Shadow.
Compare Georgia fans to South Carolina fans. How are they different and similar?
The
only real difference is the Georgia fans have been treated to more promotions that deliver a good show. South Carolina
is so dry these days because of the commission and I believe those fans are hungry for a good show. Georgia has had Wildside,
Anarchy, GCW, PWE and many other good shows to attend. The fans in South Carolina probably need to learn about Anarchy
and drive across the border.
Compare your newest tag team partner, Jeremy V, to your partners in the past.
I
have had some very talented partners and I have had some I didn’t think were too talented. Jeremy is definitely
the most mild mannered tag partner I have had. Plus he loves the fact he can feel like Shawn tagging with me. It’s
a long running joke we have. I tagged with Jeremy some when he first started and he is A LOT better now than he was then. Jeremy
has many intangibles my other tag partners have not had in the past. I think we will be able to compliment each other
really well. Someone needs to teach him how to do a flip anyway. That is the real reason we are tagging together
now. Don’t believe anything else you hear.
Why do you remain loyal to Jeff G. Bailey? So many wrestlers have learned the hard way that he can't
be trusted.
I know where the power and money is. Power comes with the gold and Bailey knows how
to get it. Hell, without me, nobody in the NWA Elite would have won a title. I have helped everyone since I came
to Wildside win a title. What do I have to show for it? NOTHING!!! Now it is my time to worry about Mikal Adryan.
Nobody else has been. If it means sticking with the most powerful man in Georgia, then I will do it. I have an advantage
the wrestlers before me have not had. I am devious and I can think for myself. I don’t need him telling me
what to do every step of the way. Mikal Adryan roles to his own beat and does what he wants. Jeff G. Bailey understands
I win the gold and he has power also. We have a very good business relationship.
Talk about your recent somewhat explosive encounters with the Anarchy Heavyweight Champion, Rainman.
How bad do you want to be champion and why is that title gold so important to you?
Rainman would have
been nothing without me. He needs to know that. Rainman would have never won a singles title in this company if
it weren’t for me helping him. I wasn’t selfish. I thought my time would come. It never did. Rainman
was selfish and took my opportunity. I don’t like him. I never did. I can’t say I respect him. I never have. Like
I said before, that title means power. I want it and Bailey wants it. Rainman happens to be the victim. I will win
that gold. I will do anything it takes to win that title. I don’t care if it involves ending Rainman’s
pathetic career. Rainman can read this and get ready to say hello to The 1 Man Mafia.
How do you feel about Tank being the new commissioner of Anarchy?
In the notorious
words of Tank himself, he can lick my balls. He will never have control over Mikal Adryan. If he continues to stick his
nose in my business, he is going to wish he had stayed gone. Coming at me with one good wheel will only end badly for
Tank. Bailey and I will do what we want, and I dare him to try and control us.
Talk about your upcoming battle with the No Pain Train, Iceberg.
Iceberg is
a big boy. That is a fact, but I question his intelligence in the ring. Yeah, he may be able to cut you with a sickle
or rack your body with barbed wire, but can he handle someone as intelligent and agile as The 1 Man Mafia. I don't think so. He
has gotten used to wrestling all these little 200 lb. jokes. Let's see what he does against someone who can throw him
around. He is only the first obstacle in taking down Rainman. Maybe they can share a room in the hospital when I
am done. Iceberg should have stayed gone when Tank injured his knee.
Any final thoughts from the One Man Mafia? What's next for you in Anarchy?
Final
thoughts....bring coffee back to the arena!!!! I think when I win the title, Bailey and I will reinstate coffee.