Rome has more homeless cats per square mile than any other city in the world.
Since housecats are clean and their coats are dry and glossy, their fur easily becomes charged with electricity. You can see sparks if you rub your cat's fur in the dark.
Cougars can kill animals eight times their size.
A group of cats is called a clowder.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear - and can turn that ear to catch noise much faster than the most alert watchdog.
During the reign of Kublai Khan, the Chinese used lions on hunting expeditions. They trained the big cats to pursue and drag down massive animals, including bears and wild bulls, and to stay with the kill until the hunter arrived.
The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. Wild cats hold their tail horizontally, or tucked between their legs while walking.
There is no single cat called the panther. The name is commonly applied to the leopard, but it is also used to refer to the puma and the jaguar. A black panther is really a black leopard.
Cats cannot move their jaws sideways.
Cats have over 100 vocal sounds, while dogs have only 10.
The calico and tortoiseshell coat patterns are sex linked. All three-color cats are female - except for the occasional male, which is always sterile.
Neutering your tomcat increases his life expectancy by up to three years.
The normal body temperature of a cat is 38.6 C.
Cats are the only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible.
In Egypt 4,000 years ago, the penalty for killing a cat was death.
Tigers have striped skin as well as striped fur.
A cat uses its whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through. The whiskers act as feelers or antennae, helping the animal to judge the precise width of any passage.
Why can Tiger arch her back so high when she's frightened? This is because she has five more vertebrae in her spine than you do. Also, they are more loosely connected than yours.
The cheetah is the fastest animal on four legs, which races at speeds up to 110 kilometers per hour in short distances. It can accelerate to 70 kph in two seconds, and cover 7 to 8 meters in a single stride while completing four strides a second.
White tigers are not albinos - they have black stripes and blue eyes. A true albino is pure white with red or pink eyes.
Cats have 6 blood types.
Cats can't chew their food, they just cut into it and swallow.
Cats in Japan say "neow" or "nee-yahn." In Thailand they say "mao," and in Germany they say "miaou."
Napoleon was terrified of cats.
A wild cat, known as "the fishing cat" actually swims to catch fish. Called the Bengali Mach-Bagral, this cat has extra-long claws that it uses like fishhooks. The fishing cat is found in Nepal, Burma, Southern China, and parts of India.
Cheetahs are the easiest of the big cats to tame.
Cats can hear ultrasound, and can hear higher frequencies than dogs can.
The average cat's teeth are harder than the average human's.
Catnip (Nepeta cataria) is a strong-scented member of the mint family. It causes many cats to experience a trance of extreme pleasure and playfulness that can last for several minutes. A cat's capacity to detect and to react to catnip is inherited and is sometimes described as the presence or absence of a "catnip gene." About 30 percent of cats do not have this gene. Kittens with the gene usually do not respond to catnip until about six to eight months of age. Sometimes sickness or even stress will prevent a response. The intensity of responses varies from cat to cat. Fortunately for cats who enjoy catnip, its effect is short-lived, non-addictive and harmless.
WHY CATS ARE LIKE TEENAGERS
For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers,
you may want to know why they really have a lot in common
with cats:
Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick
themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in
their saliva that works like New, Improved Wisk - dislodging the dirt
where it hides and whisks it away.
I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind
believers, I've been able to discount all the facts to the contrary -
the kitty odors that lurk in the corners of the garage and dirt
smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace.
The time comes, however, when a man must face reality; when he must
look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary
and announce: "This cat smells like a port-a-potty on a hot day in
Juarez."
When that day arrives at your house, as it has in mine, I have some
advice you might consider as you place your feline friend under your
arm and head for the bathtub:
You will be tempted to assume he is angry. This isn't usually the
case. As a rule he is simply plotting ways to get through your
defenses and injure you for life the next time you decide to give him
a bath. But, at least now he smells a lot better.
CAT v.6.1b: Completely Autonomous Tester, Manufactured by MOMCAT
User Installation and Maintenance Documentation:
Features:
User Friendly
Production Details:
After basic KIT construction, the unit undergoes six weeks of onsite ROM
programming and burn-in testing. Listed features are installed during this
period. Since MOMCAT uses local suppliers, there may be a variation between
individual units. Some of the units may not meet general standards.
MOMCAT's quality assurance may reject inferior units. Users may sometimes
salvage rejected units. Beware of Far East clones. These may violate import
restrictions.
Transportation:
A suitable transportation case should be used for transportation to the
operating site. Failure to properly ship a CAT unit may result in loss or
damage to the unit and serious injury to the user.
Installation Procedures:
Upon receiving the CAT unit, the user should examine the unit to verify that
all I/O channels are free of debris and operational. The user should look for
minor bugs in or on the system. Bugs are indicative of the MOMCAT production
environment. The user may manually remove any bugs. Bring the CAT to operation
in an environment temperature of 20degC (+/- 3deg tolerance). Use a quiet room
with the primary user(s)present. Open the transportation case and let the CAT
unit autoexit. Initialize the self learning program by displaying the output
bin. The next step consists in displaying the input bins. These should contain
H2O (liquid state, room temperature, 99% purity) and dry energy pellets.
Immediately afterwards, you must display the output bin.
If the user already has a CAT unit successfully installed, it may be possible
to download the BASIC routines to the new CAT. For the first day or two, the
CAT will stay in self learning mode. When the learn buffer overflows, the CAT
will autoswitch to sleep() mode. This is normal. The MMU system will store the
new information to permanent memory. After 72 hours, the CAT will be
interacting with the operating environment. The unit may often be placed in
direct sunlight. If all basic environment requirements are satisfied, the CAT
system will produce a slight hum. This is normal.
A new CAT should not exit the primary site facility. Full portability comes
after extensive burn in. Some users never let the CAT unit autoexit the site.
The advantages are longer unit life and fewer bugs. Contact with pirate CAT
units may lead to unplanned BATCH iteration. Contact with untested CATs may
lead to virus infection. If allowed to exit, some CAT units may try to port
across a street. Fatal errors may happen. These errors are never recoverable.
Such situations are not covered by warranties. If you decide to let your CAT
out, it should have a READ_ME.TXT file with a system address and URL.
Your CAT should have a system name. The name may have to be repeated until the
system can read it correctly. This lets you issue voice commands to bring the
unit to an online state. Many owners give their CATs a secret password as
well. You can also get the CAT's attention by booting the system. While this
is effective, it is discouraged. Too much booting will abuse the system. The
manufacturer is not responsible for injuries to the user.
Applications:
MOUSE is a killer app. This is pre-installed. At present, there are few
productivity applications for CAT. Many owners use their system for game
playing. CATs play best when they are young. Older units suffer a system
timing decay which leads to reduced response and flexibility. Some of the
better CAT games are:
CACHE
MIRROR
STRING
JUMP
CHASE
DANCE and SING
Maintenance:
CATs will self recharge. This takes 20 hours in a 24 hour cycle. CATs are self
cleaning and require little user maintenance. Do not clean the unit with
alcohol or benzine- based solvents. This can lead to violent explosions.
A CAT unit should be taken once a year to a VET (Very Expensive Technician)
for a system checkup. Do not attempt to open a CAT. There are no user
serviceable parts inside. If a unit emits strange smells or sounds, it should
be serviced immediately by a VET.
You may examine the CAT system to determine if it has a male or female scuzzy
port. If the port is male, then the CAT unit may emit a non-toxic aerosol. The
VET can remove this component. CATs with female ports are plagued by periodic
heating problems. The VET can fix this permanently by removing an internal
part.
Caution:
CAT systems are normally user friendly. However, in certain documented
situations, a CAT may pose a danger to the user. Repeated jamming or
obstruction of air ports may lead to a CAT deploying its auto defense
mechanisms. Do not strike a CAT. Its CPU clock rate is over 500 mHz. Twin D
-shaped five- pin connectors have an average seek rate of 3 milliseconds.
Children should not poke anything into the CAT's I/O ports. CAT may BYTE.
In dry, cold weather, a surface electrostatic charge may build up. To avoid
electric shock, stand on an insulated surface. Do not operate the CAT above
water. This may lead to user damage. Carry a CAT firmly. Do not swing it by
its "tail".
Service Life:
As CATs become older, the learn program will recognize every situation. The
CAT may become too smart for its own good. The Ctrl key on many CAT units is
defective. CATs like to have their own toys. They often have hobbies, such as
bird watching or studying tropical fish.
If you properly care for your CAT, it will give you years of loyal service.
Many users get a second or even third unit. Most users don't need the extra
capacity, but they enjoy the ability to run complex simulation games.
User Groups:
CAT users can find other users on the msn group called The Scratching Post.
Lifetime Warranty:
The CAT unit is guaranteed against catastrophic failure. Nine coupons are
included.
Specifications:
Models Main frame, desktop and laptop models (smallest footprint in the
industry). Interface Touch sensitive interface for maximum user friendliness.
Memory 16 MB with 1 MB in ROM. Upgrades available real soon now. Expected
Lifetime 12 years with +/- 72 months (although 20 years are common).
Weight 3-6 kilograms without optional cables. Speed 3 milliseconds search/find
with self-uprighting supertwist technology. Color Graphics Either paper white,
monochrome (black/white), 64 grey shades, or maximum of 16 million colors with
40 gigabits of high resolution pixels. Sound Chip 16 octaves, digital MIDI
output (MI/OU). Power Consumption 250 grams protein daily (2 micrograms per
second.) Operating Range -30 to +45deg C. Vibration 5-500
Hz, one octave/min, dwell at all resonance points.
Tiger Haven, a refuge for big cats
Enjoy Ragamuffin's collection of Kitty Quotes.
Feline Trivia
The cat was the symbol of liberty in ancient Rome.Kitty Humor
Why Cats are like Teenagers
Cat Bathing as a Martial Art
Cat Owner's Manual
How to give your cat a pill
Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are
not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to
keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times. And remember, above
all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their
direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to
you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant
moment for all concerned.
CAT BATHING AS A MARTIAL ART
In a few days the cat will relax enough to be removed from your leg.
He will usually have nothing to say for about three weeks and will
spend a lot of time sitting with his back to you. He might even become
psychoceramic and develop the fixed stare of a plaster figurine.
CAT User's Manual
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Low Power CPU
Self Portable Operation
Dual Video and Audio Input
Audio Output
Auto Search Capability for Input Data
Auto Search for Output Bin
Auto Learn Program in ROM
Instant Transition (Energy Saving Standby Mode When Not In Use
Wide Operating Temperature Range
Mouse Driven
Self Cleaning
The CAT will CACHE a data code. Similar to the K9 unit game, but the object
code must be smaller.
Place the unit in front of a mirror and watch it attempt to parse itself. Some
units may ESCape. Reboot the system by calling its name.
The CAT attempts to parse a data string.
Move the data string through the air. The CAT unit will reach new heights of
operation.
Played between two CAT units or a CAT and a K9 unit. Units take turns as one
is the data and the other attempts to parse it.
Offer fishy data code to elicit a range of audio output.
HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL
How to Give Your Cat a Pill, Take 2
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