Yet Another Top Ten Fowley Death List


Once again not necessarily live from my messy desk in my virtual lair:

Top Ten Fowley Elimination Methods

10.  Send her to Rob Robert's for dinner.

9.  Feed her to the carnivorous mushroom.

8.  Take her for a swim in Heuvelman's Lake.  Let Big Blue take a bite out of her.

7.  Set her up with Donnie Pfaster since she's such a girly girl.

6.  Have her hang out with Lulu and Betty.  Someone's bound to beat the crap out of her.

5.  Let her play Russian Roulette with Robert Patrick Modell.

4.  Set her up with Daryl Weaver since she likes smoking men so much.

3.  Two Words:  Krycek's Nanites.

2.  Set her up with Brother Martin.  (Admittedly this one is way too good for her.)

And the number one Fowley Elimination is:

Let her play First Person Shooter.  Maitreya will show her who's the queen bitch of those parts


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