Still Another Top Ten Fowley Death List


Once again from my messy desk in my virtual lair:

Top Ten Fowley Elimination Methods

10.  Give a new meaning to the word "mudpie" bury her alive.

9.  Lock her in a room with Daryl Peter Oswald.  Make sure someone pisses him off.

8.  Two words:  Killer Trees

7.  Drop her off in the forests of Florida.  Let the Mothmen have their way with her.

6.  Send Fowley a gift of some poisonous snakes.

5.  Send Polly and her dolly to Fowley's to play.

4.  Chain her to a bomb set to go off.  An exploding device should dispose of her once and for all.

3.  Two more words:  Icepick Lobotomy

2.  Toss her off a balcony.

and the number one Fowley elimination technique is:

Strangle her with her own blouse.  (That'll teach her to keep it on around Mulder.)


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