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Welcome to the quotes page. On this page you will find, drumrole please...quotes! These are quotes that I have accumulated from school, friends, movies, etc. Read on people!!English Quotes | History Quotes | Simpsons Quotes | Pautzke's Quotes | Other Quotes
English Quotes"Do I contridict myself? Very well, then I contridict myself. I am vast, I contain multitudes" Walt Witfield "For nonconformists the world whips you with displeasure." Ralph Waldo Emerson History Quotes"One man with courage makes a majority" Andrew Jackson "I regret I have but one life to give to my country." Nathan Hale "Sir, I have not yet begun to fight." John Paul Jones "You've gone too far! Where's the evidence?!?!" Cotton Mather, commenting on the Salem Witch Trials. "War is hell." General Sherman Simpson's QuotesTV announcer: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your children are?" Homer: "Hey, where is Bart? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten." (munch munch) Sideshow Bob: "Attempted murder? Oh, now, what is that? You don't get a Nobel Prize for attemted chemistry, now do you?" (Homer is looking up and talking to God.) "Trying is the first step to failure." Homer Simpson  Pautzke's Quotes"Nothing is free, not even age. Age is the fee God charges for life" Anonymous "Heard you're celebrating a belated birthday this year--Bet all those fools sent cards on time!" Anonymous "If you smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame." Anonymous *"Keep smiling-it makes people wonder what you have been up to." Anonymous (personal favorite) The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it." Robert W. Chambers "He who laughs last didn't get it." Helen Giangregario "A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he's talking about." Anonymous "A clean desk is a sign of the truly lazy; someone who never wants to hunt for anything" Anonymous "Life is hard. After all, it kills you." Katherine Hepburn "Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" Will Rogers Other Quotes"I am getting better." David Herbert Lawrence's last words. "Anger is only one letter away from danger" Anonymous
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