1. Isaac is the brother who is not involved in the story at all, save for the occasional "Oh, Ike's in the room, hold on while I leave," type scenario.
2. Isaac never has a girlfriend. "I'm at home alone again tonight, playing with Jessie and Avie."
3. Isaac is the brother that everyone runs to when they have a problem. "Ike, what should I do? Call her?" Of course, since he never has a girl friend, I wouldn't take his advice.
4. If Isaac does have a girlfriend, they've been together for years and nothing is mentioned of their actual relationship besides the fact that they love each other and nothing happens to them.
5. Isaac is insanely jealous of Taylor/Zac (usually Taylor) and doesn't understand anything.
6. Isaac is always playing his guitar and writing songs, and if he isn't, he's totally clueless of the nasty things his little brothers are doing under his nose.
7. Isaac's best friend never happens to be a female.
8. He's a druggie, smokes, drinks, has casual sex, and hates his family.
1. Taylor is a horny little toad who can't control himself.
2. Taylor is an arrogant pig, yet somehow all the girls still like him.
3. Taylor is always attracted to sluts.
4. Taylor is gay.
5. Taylor cries a lot.
6. Taylor's best friend is a girl (and surprise surprise, they fall in love).
7. If Taylor isn't a horny little toad and an arrogant pig with a slut for a girlfriend, he is the exact opposite and never does anything wrong.
8. He's a druggie, smokes, drinks, has casual sex, and hates his family.
1. Zac has never had a girlfriend, but you can bet in this story he gets his first one.
2. Zac is the misunderstood boy genious of the family.
3. The only time Zac is in the story is to spout off funny one-liners that generally irritate the characters of the story and make them say, "Oh Zac...".
4. Zac is so darn thoughtful and deep that people worry about him constantly.
5. Zac's best friend is a girl that also happens to be dating one of his brothers, and he ends up falling for her and she for him.
6. Zac steals Taylor's/Isaac's girlfriend (usually Taylor's).
7. Zac's fame has affected him the worst and he has a 'screw it, we're all gonna die anyway' attitude towards everything.
8. He's a druggie, smokes, drinks, has casual sex, and hates his family.
Theme Two: The Girlfriends
1. She often narrates the story.
2. She's never done anything wrong in her life.
3. She always lands her favorite Hanson, and everything is always a cake walk for them.
4. They get married.
1. She hates Hanson, especially one of them.
2. She kisses Hanson, the one she hates the most.
3. She hooks up with her Hanson
4. She marries her Hanson
1. She yearns for Hanson at night when no one can see.
2. She's too shy to tell her best friend that she's in love with him.
3. Omigosh, it turns out he feels the same way and they hook up!
4. They get married.
1. They meet at a hotel, where Hanson is (of course) taking a vacation, so all free time is spent with Hanson of choice.
2. No one realizes that Hanson of coice is gone during the WHOLE STORY with some random.
3. Since it's in a hotel, they get to have sex on a hotel bed, when no one is in the room (which is always, because other Hanson's have hooked up as well).
1. Extremely attractive girl and Hanson of choice happen to sit next to each other on an airplane.
2. Girl happens to be going to exact same place and despite three layovers and connections, STILL has a seat next to choice Hanson on all three planes.
3. Turns out girl lives close to Hanson, so they visit each other often and eventually hook up.
1. Girl moves to Tulsa.
2. She gets in a fight with her mom because she hates it.
3. She meets next door neighbor, Hanson, makes up with mom, loves Tulsa, and hooks up with choice Hanson.
1. Girl is minding her own buisness.
2. Choice Hanson runs into her while on rollerblades and SPLAT she's on the floor.
3. They hook up.
Sentences sound like this: "I woke up on that cold morning, gazing out the slightly frosted window to the streets below. The trees sway gently in the sifting wind, and I know, all is right with nature."
Sentences sound like this. "I looked over at my friend and practically screamed. "OMG! Tina! It's HANSON!!!" We ran up, and they were so cool that they took us to a movie, where my Tay and I made out."
This would be me, as demonstrated in my fiction. (Evil idea) The only way YOU'LL get to know what The Norm style is, you'll have to read my fiction! Buahahahaa....
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