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11th July: I went to ground to fight for the resistance. And because I was recovering from bulimia. I declare this month to be "Insult Minorities Month."

29th June: It's all becoming rather clear that webmaster has entered mui mui annoyo mode. Be afraid.

28th June: Second update in one day. EU now pushed to DefCon 3. Governments are under pressure to plan retaliatory strikes.

28th June: States throughout the European Union are in panic mode as BSB is updated for a third time. Author is clearly on some kind of juiced up power trip. Author has had eight hours' sleep in the last three days, a new record!

25th June: BSB actually updated, or rather, cleansed and purified. Author promises to be "more regular". Announcement met with some scepticism

14th June: BSB finally online. World rejoices

10:30am Tuesday 25th June 2001
Posted by Angor

"Conan is a big girl."

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I am Angor, Destroyer of Souls.  It is my pleasurable duty to give you good review and stop you having sight or listening to bad things and have to wield justice-bringing heavy weaponry in order that the bad things might go away.  I am honoured that I am to be given time on this internet site to bring you my reckonings and I have applied nice smelling scents for this occasion.  I am told you will not be able to smell my scents whilst reading the reviews, so you will just have to imagine a pleasant smelling Angor giving his adviceful stories to you and your families.  We begin!

THIS WEEK: A Song By Brittney

I thought this song was one by the famous lilting childlike voice of Britney Spears, but she is having a different spelling apparently.   I get a little confused when wearing my big scent and having to concentrate on the typing as well.  I will take my gauntlets off now, that may help me.  Yes, so this song is by Brittney Cleary and is called IM Me which is something about being yourself I think, I wasn't too sure because my eardrums took a pounding during a castle siege in AD 1274 when I was at the front of the battering ram, and also because her whiney voice made me feel like picking up my axe and driving it into the display screen of this computer, which, I was later told, would not have stopped the singing, so I suppose it is fortunate that I could not find my axe.  While the song plays I did walk around the room at a brisk pace throwing furniture across it and cursing the gods for sending this harpy to our planet.  She is apparently 16 years old and from Tennessee but her demeanour is more close to a 5,000 year old high witch of the demonic Xaros cult, who would also torment their men victims with wailing five hour long chants, before severing their testicles and eating them.  I think Miss Brittany Cleary would have many jars of pickled testicles in her Nashville house, and that her brother would be very afraid of her singing and has probably left home to become a man and roam the earth with his man companions seeking violence and excellent fun.  Miss Brittany Cleary, though, will continue to plot badly against justice.  I am concerned and may have to visit the family.  Here is an example of what the demon spawn has saying:

    No time for a spell

    Ooops you go to hell

    Tar tar in a cow                   (not so sure about these words)

    B-b-buuurrrnnn!!!!

She is clearly a witch and very dangerous.  She is talking to many other music makers too, so I think her plan is to bring evil music to the world.  She will not be the first, and, by my blade, she will not be my first.  I will end the madness and move on to eating chicken pieces and watching cable by sundown at the latest.  I am Angor, and I am smelling powerful.  Not hearing so strong at moment though.

Download Brittney Cleary's Witch Rally Song

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