Hypnotic Hoax

Cult Assist

Now that you are out of Scientology, you may want to try a "touch assist" outside of the cult and see if it works. You may find that it works, just like magic. You'll feel a little light-headed when you realize that perhaps Ron was right, like you're three feet in back of your head. Maybe you'll even get 360 degree vision and be able to see all around you at once, with full perceptics. Try using one of your intention beams, and see if you can feel a little twitch from the recoil.

Then the next time somebody is feeling under the weather, try telling them a nice story, instead of a touch assist, to get their mind off of whatever is ailing them. You may find that it works, just like magic.

You may feel a little depressed when you realize that Ron pulled a quick one on you. Like someone woke you up at 3 o'clock in the morning, to tell you that a close relative died.

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