Hannah's Home Page

Hi! I've just turned 10 years old and am just starting to make a home page. Here is a little bit about myself:
I was born on February 25th, 1989, in the house that I live in right now. I have lived in this house since I was born, and there has been much excitement here. I have a mom: Marilyn, a dad: Johan, and two sisters: Kathy, 12, and Elisabeth, almost 14. Here are some things that I like:

Other Stuff Rugrats

I love the Rugrats! Here are some neat Rugrat pages. Cool Toons-Rugrats The Rugrat Movie The Unofficial Rugrat Page Nickelodeon Online Cabbage Patch Kids

I love Cabbage Patch Kids! I have a collection of at least 15! Here are some neat Cabbage Patch Kids pages. Cabbage Patch Kidz Soccer

I love playing soccer, especially in the fall! My team last year was called The Pink Panthers! Here are some neat soccer pages. The Soccer Homepage The Soccer Patch Smoke Free Kids Planet Soccer Violin

I play violin, but I don't neccesarily love it. Here are some neat violin pages. Violin Making Adriana's Page The Vancouver Island Symphony Kids Korner The Music of Michael Pratt Other Cool Links I love surfing the net! Here are some websites that don't go in any catagory, but I still think they are totally cool! Mamamedia Kane's Page Sanrio A Different Zach's Page Jokes I love telling jokes! Here are some jokes of my own and other joke pages. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're far too young to smoke." Tickle Me Elmo A woman desperately looking for work goes into Erwin. The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The Personnel Manager hums and haws and finally says he does have a low skill job on the "Tickle Me Elmo" line, and nothing else. The woman happily accepts. He takes her down to the line and explains her duties and tells her to be in at 8:00 a.m. the next day. The next day at 8:45 there's a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The "Tickle Me Elmo" line manager comes in and starts ranting about the woman just hired. After screaming for 15 minutes about how badly backed up the assembly line is, the Personnel Manager suggested he show him the problem. Together they head down to the line and, sure enough, Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is the woman just hired. She has pulled over a roll of the material used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes two marbles and starts sewing them between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager just about kills himself laughing, and finally after 20 minutes of rolling around, he pulls himself together and walks over to the new employee and says: "I'm sorry. I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted you to do was give Elmo 'two test tickles' ." What's a man with a car on his head called? Jack What's the difference between love and marriage? Marriage is forever. What do you call a 3,000-pound orang-utan? "Sir!" What's brown and squeaks when covered with milk? Mice crispies What do you get if you cross an invader with a roll? Attila the Bun What's wet and says "How do you do" sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands 1001 Jokes Aaron's Joke Page Zachary's Page Han Abu's Joke Page Webrings Sign My Guestbook View My Guestbook If you have comments, suggestions, or would like me to add your homepage to my links, email me at hdekleer@hotmail.com

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