|
| "Jock Test" |
|
This is when Johnny Knoxville was trying to make a beard of leaches on his face to look like Linchon
This lil man right here is waiting out in a parking lot for
his dad to finish work so that he can shoot him with his paintball gun... while hes sitting and waiting.. he shoots himself
in the foot... lol
Preston here is eating as many hard boiled eggs as he can without
throwing up... he eventually does at like 25 I think.. the people he was up against couldn't get to 10
Johnny here is shaving this guys head... why? Well he's shaving it so that this guy
can wear a tupee (sorry if I spelt that wrong) so he can walk around downtown somewhere and sneeze and have it fly off...lol
This here is for a Rolling Stones cover shoot... as you can see with
the picture that follows... it is real... he was taking paintballs off bare skin and through thin pants. lol he only
stood there for less than 5 seconds and walked off without laughing while everyone around him tried to hold in their laughs
This is the entry that Johnny chose... Letterman had to call his name twice to get him to come out
the side of the stage but by the second time... he fell from the ceiling... lol
Here he is again... "Jock test" Hes letting random kids running up to him and kicking him as hard
as they want in the nads... over and over again.. even tho he shows after that he is in a lot of pain..lol what a guy
This is when he fakes his 2 broken arms and walks around town trying
to see if anyone will help him go to the bathroom... he walks around with his pants un-done on the streets asking people to
help him out cause he obviously can't do it himself...lol
Well these 2 guys here... they are fully dressed in their hockey uniforms... and in this skit one of them is standing
all dressed in hockey stuff in a bank line (skates are included) and the other one comes in from behind him and beats the
shit out of him and then they take it out onto the street...lol
This guy here... he is what they call a human bullseye... and on his little expidition...
he had tomatoes and eggs thrown at him, a baseball hit off his head that some guy hit from like 15 ft away from him, a guy
ran and did a matrix type kick to him and knocked him over, was shot with paintballs and when he finally layed down and called
it quits a dog came along and ate the food off of his face..lol
Now... what good ol Stevo here is sniffing up is not a booger.... look a little harder... You know
what that is? That my friend is an un-washed earthworm. He accomplised sniffing it all the way up his nose (It
was a struggle) and spat it out his mouth...lol
He is trying to jump across this small river on a bike that has plastic tires... lol he doesn't succeed
and the cops come and bust them for some reason
Good ol Johnny here is artificially putting sperm in this cow... and when he pulls his hand out his glove is covered
in shit and he slaps his glove across one of the cast members faces...lol
Johnny here is steppin up to the big boys.... he is the only one on his football team... and is returning
a punt to a team of however many other guys are on a feild at a time... and oh yeah he gets hammered hard! lol
This is Bam's father... before he came home from work Bam and some
others thought it would be funny to dig a hole in the back yard and cover it up with some leaves so he would just drive right
into it...lol... after they managed that, they re-covered it up and played a little trick on party boy. They told him
that Bam's dad wanted to have a foot race with him around the house because he was sure he could beat him and party boy ran
right into the hole..lol
I don't remember the name of this game but these guys that play it
play with scoops (what they are holding in their hands) and its supposed to be the most deadliest game in the world because
they throw balls around at eachother over 150km/h. Johnny and Stev-o stood bent over with their asses facing these guys
that play this game and let them throw oranges from these scoops at them...lol they got hit in the legs and buckled and that
was the end of that! lol
Well...this is when these 2 fellas decided to test out the boxing gloves in the store in boxing trunks
and everything...lol their fight lasted about 10 seconds and oh man Johnny filled the other guys face!
"Antiquing"...a bunch of the cast was sleeping while 2 members were awake and
just packed a ball of powder in their hand and whipped it at their heads while they were asleep. lol the parents that owned
the house weren't too impressed...lol
You think that you're afraid of heights? And you think that belly flops
hurt just from jumping from the side of the pool? Well Stev-o here is on stilts a wayyyyyyyy up top of this diving board
and doesn't have any control when hes on his way down and lands on his side... lol... try that and say it doesn't hurt...lol
This here is Johnny getting sprayed by a firehose... later he gets sprayed by it while riding an old persons bike and
gets blown off of it, another time he is sitting on a computer chair with wheels and is reading a paper and he gets blown
away too... lol
Johnny here is a Magar? is that how you spell it? Its the thing where
they wave the cape and the bull runs through it... anyways... lol he ends up getting hit by a bull and right after he jumps
over the fence... lol
This here is Stev-o... he is bobbing for jellyfish... he ends up having to poor
his own piss on himself to get rid of the sting... he picks up one of the jelly fish and sets it right on his head and purposly
lets it sting him... lol... its kind of disturbing to watch
This here is ice block sledding... you'd be suprized at how far they got!!!!!!!
This here is Fat F*&^ 2.... this is Bam... lol... he is stuffed
with bubble wrap an pillows... lol on his journy he falls on his face on a treadmill, dives into a pool and floats..... and
so on... its the best skit! lol
This here is Ice barrel jumping I think they called it... they lined
up yellow garbage cans and attempted to jump them... the pro guy in the yellow there was a professional at it and it took
a lot to make him fall but Ryan Dunn fell after 2... lol he had problems skating... and later had garbage cans thrown at his
head and they knocked him over... lol
This here is chef Dave.... as you can see he is throwing up... Johnny Knoxville was standing close
to him at the time but was wearing a chemical suit thing... Dave here ate all of the ingrediants he wanted to put in his omlete
and threw them all back up and put his barf in a frying pan... then he cooked it... and then.... he ate it.... yes.... disturbing...
lol
This skit is called office chairs... they are in a skate park thinger and they are going down the
half pipes in office chairs and running into each other... lol all dressed up as if they were in an office too
This here is Preston... before he goes into the out house... he is eating and then pretends he has
gas and is about to have a huge bowel movement... so he runs into the out house and they play all of the noises to make it
seem like he is taking a crap and then Weeman (the midget on the show) comes out and all of the pedestrians can't figure out
what happened to the big fat guy and why he got so small... lol
This here is bottle skating... that is a skateboard sitting on
top of those bottles (or jugs if you prefer... lol they get into a big debate about whether or not to call them bottles or
jugs..) the skateboard doesn't have wheels so they can slide a bit... lol none of them are very good at it... lol
This here is Stev-o...he is doing the skit "crapper sled"
and he was sitting in this out house that had snowboards attatched to the bottom of it... he went pretty far and pretty fast
down a ski hill for a bit... lol...
This here is Johnny Knoxville doing the bloody windsheild
skit... lol he had chunks of meat and fake blood smeared all over his windshield and went to car washes to help get his car
cleaned... lol people asked him what it was and he said it was a dog even tho there was human hair hanging off of it... every
time a cop car drove by he'd duck... lol eventually one of them called the cops on him... lol
Good ol Johnny here is backwards bull riding... lol he doesn't
get hurt but manages to stay on for about 4 seconds... lol
This here is the bloody carpet... the boys call a carpet
cleaner guy over to clean it up... lol... they say that their dog was in heat... while one of them is standing there with
the guy as he cleans it.. the other has a chain saw and thats what you can hear in the background... Johnny brings in a garbage
bag that seems full with a human arm hanging out of it... lol...
This here is Weeman holding up the 300 pound shaq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is dave doing the poo diaper skit... its not actually poo in
it... its chocolate pudding.. he would put it in a trash can and wait a bit and then would go around like a bum asking people
for food and when they wouldn't give him any he'd pull the diaper out of the trash and would lick the poo off of it.... lol
lol... this one here... this is duck hunting.... they covered that
guy in glue and threw feathers on him and then he put on a visor ofr a beak and flippers on his feat... lol then he ran around
in that feild while everyone else shot at him with paintball guns.... lol its quite funny to see someone try to run
with flippers on.... lol
|
