RELEASE PERIOD — JANUARY 2020

School's back in session! The "Late to School" 2020 Series 1 (aka "2020S1" project, for short) GPK set announcement was released by the Topps Company, Inc. the week of September 9, 2019, with hobby electronic sell sheets breaking down the source material with mock-up promotional images, and retail electronic sheets hitting the dark web a few days later. The educative set was scheduled to be released on Wednesday, January 15, 2020 and stated "2020 Garbage Pail Kids Series 1 features an all-new them: "Late to School." This year's release will showcase new shaped sketch cards, new pennant cards, the return of card back checklists, and new packaging!", but was tardy and the official street date release was January 24, 2020. However, Meijer retail stores had merchandise out earlier than this and the Topps Shop posted items online on January 22, 2020.

def'n: LATE — To arrive after the expected, set, or usual time.
def'n: SCHOOL — An institution, or teaching center for educating children.


The GPK series includes all-new artwork and contributions by artists Brent Engstrom, Joe Simko, David Gross, Smokin' Joe McWilliams, Jessica Kanzer (brand manager, art director), David Waldeck (graphic design editor, product development), and Olga Vega (designer, entertainment packaging manager); along with original series artwork by veteran artist John Pound. The release would introduce new value box and Collector hobby box packaging, and reintroduce reverse card backs with artwork, puzzles, and checklists again. For the first print run, each foil or plastic pack, with a suggested retail price of $1.99, contains eight sticker cards, except for the hobby Collector box with exclusive premium content packs that contain eight stickers per pack or may contain seven stickers per pack with a special insert.


WRAPPER ARTWORK : JOE SIMKO — BOX ARTWORK : SIMKO + GROSS
SIDE ARTWORK : SIMKO + GROSS — LAYOUT DESIGN : JESSICA KANZER



200 BASE CARDS : 100 A+B CARD SETS — BASE CARDS + CHASE INSERT SUBSET CARDS
1,676 Total Items = 200 Base Card Stickers + 200 Green Booger Parallel (R+H Display) + 200 Purple Jelly Parallel (R Fat Pack) + 200 Yellow Phlegm Parallel (R Value Box) + 200 Gold Parallel (R+H) + 200 Black Bruised Parallel (HC) + 200 Red Bloody Nose Parallel (HC) + 200 Blue Spit Parallel (HC) + 20 School Faculty Lounge (R Fat Pack) + 10 School Mascots (R+H Display) + 10 Class Superlatives (R Value Box) + 10 Wacky Package Supplies (HC) + 10 School Penant Patches (HC) + 4 Lunchboxes (HC) + 1 Standard Sketch (R+H Display) + 1 two-panel Panoramic Sketch (HC) + 1 three-panel Triptych Sketch (R Value Box) + 2 Trash Can or Apple Shaped Sketch (HC) + 1 four-regular Loaded Puzzle Sketch (R Value Box) + 4 Artist Autographs (4 dif't artists / 200 cards) + 1 Printing Plate + 1 Promo Card(s).









ITEM
PKG CODE
UPC
FGC CODE
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
H+R Pack
008842
08561
3642 + 3644
Wrapper : No 'H' on Wrapper
H+R Box
008843
08562
3642 + 3644
Display Box : No 'H' on Box
H+R Case
008844
08563
3642 + 3644
Cardboard Case : 8/24 Ct.
Collector Pack
008845
08564
003643
Wrapper : 'H' on Wrapper
Collector Box
008846
NA
003643
Metal Lunch Box — 4 Colours
Collector Box
008847
08565
003643
Display Box : 'H' on Box
Collector Case
008848
08566
003643
Cardboard Case : 8/24 Ct.
Value Pack
008849
08570
003646
Wrapper : Jumbo 1-Pack
Value Case
008850
08571
003646
Cardboard Case : 1/108 Ct.
Blaster Pack
008851
08572
3647 + 3648
Wrapper : Bonus Box Pack
Blaster Box
008852
08573
003647
Bonus Box : Target
Blaster Case
008853
8574 + 8576
3647 + 3648
Cardboard Case : 16/5+1 Ct.
Blaster Box
008854
08575
003648
Bonus Box : Wal*Mart + Topps Online
NOTE: UNASSIGNED UPC 08567—08569 & FGC 003645 NUMBERS MAY HAVE BEEN INTENDED FOR A CANCELLED GRAVITY BOX

HOBBY & RETAIL PRODUCTION RUNS
MAIN BOX + WRAPPER ARTWORK : JOHN POUND
ADDITIONAL CHARACTERS : BRENT ENGSTROM, ETC.
DISPLAY BOX : 2 VARIATIONS + 2 BONUS BOXES
WRAPPERS : 3 VARIATIONS + VALUE


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PRODUCT RELEASE SHEETS
e-SHEETS + PROMOTIONAL PICS : HOBBY PAGES 1-3 + RETAIL PAGES 1-3

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HOBBY PRODUCTION RUN

HOBBY + RETAIL DISPLAY BOX ODDS
BASE PARALLELS borders: Green Booger — 1:1 and Fool's Gold [50 per subject] — 1:134 • SKETCH cards: regular Standard — 1:371 • PRINTING PLATE card [4 per subject] — 1:2,318 • ARTIST AUTOGRAPH card [35 per subject] — 1:260 • School Mascots cards — 1:3.


TOPPS SHOP ONLINE INFORMATION
2020 Garbage Pail Kids Series 1: “Late to School” - Hobby Box [20 GPK S1 School Hobby] SRP: $48.00
U.S. Description: Look for EXCLUSIVE GPK Mascot Sticker Cards! • 24 packs per box • 8 stickers per pack
Specs: SKU FGC003642, UK SKU D106410 , Product Type Hobby Box, Property Garbage Pail Kids, Year 2020.

UK Shop Description: 2020 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS SERIES 1 FEATURES AN ALL-NEW THEME: “LATE TO SCHOOL.”
Each pack contains seven (7) 2020 Garbage Pail Kids Series 1 base stickers + one (1) Booger Green Parallel.
Twenty-four (24) packs per box.




DISPLAY BOX —PKG008843 — UPC 8-87521-08562-0 — 24 PACK; $48.00 SRP
NOTE: SCHOOL MASCOT CARDS
CASE — PKG008844 — FGC003642 + 3644 — UPC 8-87521-08563-7 — 8 BOX / 24 PACK CT
FOIL PACK — PKG008842 — UPC 8-87521-08561-3 — NO 'H' ON WRAPPER; $1.99 SRP


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HOBBY COLLECTOR PREMIUM BOX ODDS
BASE PARALLELS borders: Black Bruised [HC exclusive] — 1:1, Blue Spit [99 per subject, exclusive] — 1:8, Red Bloody Nose [75 per subject, HC exclusive] — 1:10, Fool's Gold [50 per subject] — 1:134 • ERROR: TRIPTYCH SKETCH CARDS FOUND IN RETAIL VALUE BOX • PRINTING PLATE card 1:531 • SKETCH cards: Shaped (Trash Can or Apple, HC exclusive) — 1:122, Panoramic (HC exclusive) — 1:723 • ARTIST AUTOGRAPH card [35 per subject] — 1:61 • School Pennant Patch [HC exclusive) — 1:74 • Wacky Package Supplies [HC exclusive] — 1:24 • Lunch Box [1 per box, 4 colors](HC exclusive) — 1:1.


TOPPS SHOP ONLINE INFORMATION
2020 Garbage Pail Kids Series 1: “Late to School” - Collector's Edition [20 GPK S1 School Coll Pk] SRP: $96.00
Description: Comes in 1 of 4 Collectible lunch boxes! 1 Hit per Box! Hits include: Auto's, Pennant card, Sketch Cards, Printing plates • 24 packs per box • 7 base stickers + 1 Bruised parallel • Specs: SKU FGC003643, Product Type Hobby Box, Property Garbage Pail Kids, Year 2020.







COLLECTOR BOX — PKG008847 — UPC 8-87521-08565-1 — 'COLLECTOR' & 'H'
NOTE: SCHOOL PENNANT PATCH + WACKY SUPPLIES
METAL CASE LUNCH BOXES — PKG008846 (4 COLOURS)
CASE — PKG008848 — FGC003643 — UPC 8-87521-08566-8 — 8 BOX / 24 PACK COUNT
CASE BREAKDOWN: 1 ORANGE (SUPER RARE), 2 PURPLE, 2 GREEN, 3 BLUE (SUPER COMMON)
FOIL PACK — PKG008845 — UPC 8-87521-08564-4 — 'COLLECTOR EDITION' & 'H' ON WRAPPER


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RETAIL PRODUCTION RUN

RETAIL ODDS : DISPLAY, VALUE + FAT
BASE PARALLELS borders: Green Booger [Display] — 1:1, Yellow Phlegm [Value] — 1:5, Fool's Gold
[50 per subject, Display and Value] — 1:134 + [Fat Pack] — 1:45, Purple Jelly [Fat Pack] — 1:1 • ERROR: VALUE BOX WRAPPER READS YELLOW PHLEGM ODDS AS 1:10 • PRINTING PLATE [4 per subject, Display] — 1:2,318 + [Value] — 1:2,295 + [Fat Pack] — 1:758 • SKETCH cards: Standard [Display + Value] — 1:371 + [Fat Pack] — 1:124, Triptych [Value] — 1:723, Loaded [Value] — 1:229 • ERROR: PANORAMIC SKETCH CARDS FOUND IN HOBBY COLLECTOR BOX • ARTIST AUTHOGRAPH card [35 per subject, Display] — 260, [Value] — 1:259 + [Fat Pack] — 1:87 • Class Superlatives — 3:1 (Value Box exclusive) • Faculty Lounge Cards — 2:1 (Fat Pack exclusive) • ERROR: ALSO FOUND IN RETAIL VALUE BOX
• GPK School Mascots — 1:3 (Display Box exlusive).



VALUE FAT PACK — PKG008849 — UPC 8-87521-08570-5 — $4.99 SRP
NOTE: FACULTY LOUNGE CARDS; PURPLE JELLY PARALLEL EXCLUSIVE
CASE BOX — PKG008850 — FGC003646 — UPC 8-87521-08571-2 — 1/108 COUNT


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TOPPS SHOP ONLINE INFORMATION
2020 Garbage Pail Kids Series 1: “Late to School” - Value Box [20 GPK S1 School VB] SRP: $9.99
Description: 3 Class Superlative Stickers, 5 Packs per box + 1 Bonus • 7 stickers per pack • 1 Booger Green parallel
Specs: SKU FGC003648, Product Type Hobby Box, Property Garbage Pail Kids, Year 2020


WAL*MART.COM BONUS CARD EXCLUSIVE
2020 Topps Garbage Pail Kids Value Box- Late the School | Special Cubby Colby Promo Card
included | Walmart Exclusive | Over 40 cards Walmart # 577783443 — $9.98 ($9.77 Rollback)




BLASTER VALUE BOX — PKG008852 — UPC 8-87521-08573-6 — '5 PACK'; $9.99 SRP; TARGET, ONLINE
NOTE: THREE CLASS SUPERLATIVES CARDS
CASE — PKG008853 — FGC003647 — UPC 8-87521-08574-3 40/5+1 COUNT
FOIL PACK — PKG008851 — UPC 8-87521-08572-9




BLASTER VALUEBOX — PKG008854 — UPC 8-87521-08575-0 — '5 PACK'; NO PRICE; WAL*MART
NOTE: THREE CLASS SUPERLATIVES CARDS
CASE — PKG008853 — FGC003648 — UPC 8-87521-08576-7 — 40/5+1 COUNT
FOIL PACK — PKG008851 — UPC 8-87521-08572-9










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Two GIANT, 5x7 base card sets were sold on the Topps Shop online store as exclusive material starting on January 22, 2020, and was directly related to the 2020S1 GPK Late to School retail release during that same week. The white-border base set of 100 cards sold for $199.99 and was numbered to 49 sets printed. There was also a limited edition gold-border parallel base set of 100 cards that sold for $399.99 and was numbered to 10 sets; the oversized Gold card sets sold out the first day and the oversized regular sets sold out by the first weekend.

TOPPS SHOP ONLINE INFORMATION
2020 Garbage Pail Kids Series 1 Oversized Complete Base Set (100 Cards) - # to 49 - Price: $199.99
Description: Limited Edition Posters Featuring Artwork from 2020 Garbage Pail Kids Series 1 sticker cards
Specs: SKU - ARTGPK-16C2S-20GPK1-SET01, Product Information - Numbered to 49,
Includes 100 5"x7" Oversized Cards, Property - Garbage Pail Kids, Year - 2020


2020 Garbage Pail Kids Series 1 Oversized Complete Base Set (100 Cards) Gold Ed. - # to 10 - Price: $399.99
Description: Limited Edition Posters Featuring Artwork from 2020 Garbage Pail Kids Series 1 sticker cards
Specs: SKU - ARTGPK-16C2S-20GPK1-GOLD-SET01, Product Information - Numbered to 10,
Includes 100 5"x7" Oversized Cards, Property - Garbage Pail Kids, Year - 2020




There were two Poster versions sold on the Topps Shop online store as exclusive material starting on January 22, 2020, and was directly related to the 2020S1 GPK Late to School retail release that same week; cardstock material. The white-border poster sold for $24.99 each and was numbered to 99 posters printed; 100 characters to choose from. There was also a limited edition gold-border poster that sold for $99.99 each and was one-of-a-kind; 100 posters total, one for each character from the base card set.

TOPPS SHOP ONLINE INFORMATION
2020 GPK Series 1 Base Poster # to 99 - Price $24.99
Description: Limited Edition Posters Featuring Artwork from 2020 Garbage Pail Kids Series 1 sticker cards
Specs: SKU - ARTGPK-POS-20GPK1-[MISC]-S, Product Information - Numbered to 99 10"x14" Poster,
Property - Garbage Pail Kids, Year - 2020


2020 GPK Series 1 Base Poster Gold Ed. # to 1 - $99.99
Description: Limited Edition Posters Featuring Artwork from 2020 Garbage Pail Kids Series 1 sticker cards
Specs: SKU - ARTGPK-POS-20GPK1-[MISC]- GOLD-S, Product Information - Numbered to 99 10"x14" Poster,
Property - Garbage Pail Kids, Year - 2020




The bookworm character, and spittle-shower victim, of cards 93a BEA Quiet & 93b NOAH Talking is surrounded by several Shout-Outs & Tributes both pictured and labeled on the book spines of the artwork. Artist Brent Engstrom placed the old teacher character from the 1973 Wacky Packages card 'GADZOOKA', painted by artist Norm Saunders, into the artwork as the head librarian that can be seen 'raining down' on the GPKid for not being silent in the library.

FOOTNOTE: The bookcase contains a plethora of important names associated with Topps parody products of yesteryears and of today and shout-outs to family and friends, including, from top-to-bottom, left-to-right. ROW 1: 'TRAVIS' (Engstrom's older brother), Norm 'SAUNDERS' of Wacky fame, 'BRANDON' (Engstrom's twin brother), Adam F. 'GOLDBERG' (moved to the 'bottom' row on card due to GPK header) of 'The GOLDBERGS'. ROW 2: Jay 'LYNCH', Art 'SPIEGELMAN' (added, 'ACE' moved compared to original artwork), Smokin' Joe 'MCWILLIAMS', Tomas 'BUNK', Joe 'SIMKO', David 'GROSS', John 'POUND', Brent 'ENGSTROM', Layron 'DEJARNETTE'. ROW 3: Mark 'NEWGARDEN' (added), Jeff 'ZAPATA', 'ACE' (Brent's wife; 'FOX J' removed compared to original artwork). ROW 4: barren Aaron 'BOOTON' of GPKWorld, Fred 'WHEATON' (added), Adam F. 'GOLDBERG', sketch artist Dustin 'GRAHAM', James 'HOUX' of GPK Customs, and Neil 'CAMERA' (added).

LYNCH
TRAVIS
SPIEGELMAN .....(A.C.E.)
BOOTON
MCWILLIAMSNEWGARDENWHEATON
SAUNDERSZAPATAGOLDBERG
BRANDONBUNKA.C.E. ..........(FOX J)GRAHAM
SIMKOHOUX
GROSSCAMERA
POUND
ENGSTROM
GOLDBERGDEJARNETTE

An exclusive Promo Card could be obtained via Wal*Mart-dot-com around the official release date as an online only incentive. Althought Wal*Mart carried the Value boxes within their stores, the special promo card could only be ordered as a 'WALMART.COM EXCLUSIVE' as stated on the backside of the Late to School bonus card. Wal*Mart had stopped carrying GPK for the last few Yearly releases, so this special card may have been incentive for Wal*Mart to get back on board with the GPK brand. The artwork was pianted by artist JOE Simko and the card comes sealed in a see-through cellophane wrapper. Stated 'Out of Stock' by the end of January with a 'Get In-Stock Alert' notification.

WAL*MART ONLINE TITLE: 2020 Topps Garbage Pail Kids Value Box- Late the School | Special Cubby Colby Promo Card included | Walmart Exclusive | Over 40 cards. Description: 2020 Topps Garbage Pail Kids Value Box. Each box contains five (5) 2020 Garbage Pail Kids Series 1 packs + three (3) Class Superlative Stickers. Each pack contains seven (7) base cards + one (1) Booger Green Parallel. Exclusive Cubby Cobbler promo card comes with purchase of every box.2020 Topps Garbage Pail Kids Value Box. Note: 'Cobbler'?



The set includes several nods and GPK Homages to several characters of yesteryears. There are a handful of cards within the set that sport the ADAM Bomb character or name reference and the GPK acronym. Cards 11a DEE I.Y. & 11b Decorated DESIREE, for example, showcase a curved-header ADAM Bomb, memo, and Abrams GPK book. The contra-bandit character for cards 62a Illegal ELI & 62b Contraband CORY contain eleven historical GPK charactars (and one generic), including: OS1 cards 8a ADAM Bomb, 1a Nasty NICK, 5a Dead TED, 19a Corroded CARL, 10a Tee-Vee STEVIE, 26a Slobby ROBBIE, 38a Slimy SAM, and 37a GuilloTINA, OS3 cards 104b Barren AARON and 90a Stoned SEAN, and the OS7 card 282b Bent BRENT; Engstrom's forename and owned original artwork.



The Garbage Pail Kids acronym, GPK, can be found on the box sides of the packaging and on the back of wrapper packs. Topps has gone with a green header for this release instead of the usual red header. The abbreviation became popular around the 30th Anniversay release in July 2015 when Topps used the acronym for the first time. Topps filed the trademark for the 'word mark' GPK on August 10, 2015, and the acronym became registered in September 2015 (Reg. No. 5703540, Serial No. 86720004).

The notebook, pencil Sketch Character of Cards 88a Loose LEIF & 88b Sketchy SKIPPY, created by artist JOE Simko, can be found on the chalkboard, as a chalk sketch character, within the fourth Jam Roll Studios video series titled 'Late to School' which references the 2020 Series 1 release, and a tie-in 'Video Series' L2S Sticker Set #1 (Funko character) card set was available online for 30 days.



Artist BRENT Engstrom took inspiration from the T-Shirt Factory set of Iron-Ons released by Topps in 1988 with artwork by GPK veteran TOM Bunk. The same set also contains two Gross Bears characters from the Big Bad Buttons release in 1985; later released as bonus cards for the Yearly sets within value boxes. The character for cards 98a TED of the Class & 98b Scholar LEE and iron-on #13 'HEAD of the Class' have a decapitated head with graduation cap sitting on a school desk; both images have a broke No.2 pencil, white-and-grey eraser, spider, tied tassel, bandaids/plasters, droopy eye-lids, bucktooth/teeth, tongue sticking out, blond hair with dark roots, snot drip, and a stain on top of the cap.



The very popular GPK Lunch Boxes, designed by artist JOE Simko, contain a vibrant yellow and thick, black-lined side paneling that paid direct tribute to the similar colored and designed reverse card borders (and characters) for the 1986 GIANT Series GPK set, created by artist Howard Cruse; this border art was used for a Creepy Co. GPK lanyard, in 2019. The lunch box side paneling was designed to have a 'FRONT' (top) and 'RIGHT' side that wrapped around and repeated th design for the 'BACK' (bottom) and 'LEFT' side; but the mock up images make it appear to be repeating several times on each side. The artwork can also be found within the fourth Jam Roll Studios 'GPK mis-Adventures' video series titled 'Late to School' which references the 2020 Series 1 release.





Although the cards are still without die-cut stickers and the 'PEEL HERE' arrow still points upwards to the corner of the card, quite a few missing and nostalgic GPK Elements have finally returned starting with this 2020 Series 1 set. The release looses the long running 'subsets' reign and brings back a much larger set with numbering placed back on the card fronts; however, a strange shading has been placed behind the black numbers whereas white numbers may have been the wiser choice. Character puzzles and puzzle preview cards also make a return, in nice 9-card size as well as card backs in the form of 'REPORT CARDS', using characters from the set.

When artist BRENT Engstrom first submitted a concept for the School Mascot subset, Topps asked for a parody of 'Barnard' College titled 'Barnyard', so he created a ROB Slob-themed costume, paying tribute to the OS2 character. Topps passed on this particular college mascot parody and instead asked for a 'Yale' University parody, where Engstrom came up with the 'Fail' trash can mascot that was eventually published within the set.



The Wacky School Supplies card for #10 Garbage Jail Kids was completed by artist DAVID Gross. The artwork is a parody of the 2020S1 wrapper mascot by JOE Simko with the character for cards 76a Sharp PENNY and 76b Sharpen CHARLENE. The concept is based off of a rough description of what the wrapper intended to look like, which is why it looks slightly different. The three torn up cards within the artwork are the characters for cards 56a Say Cheese LUIS and 56b Picture Day JAY by BRENT Engstrom, cards 46a RHETTA White & Blue and 46b Old GLORIA by JOE McWilliams, and cards 14a DOUG Ate My Homework and 14b AVA Alibi by DAVID Gross.



For the Late to School 100 Base Card set, each artist painted 25 concepts each. This is the first true base set, containing no subsets with repetitive numbering, since the 30th Anniversary release in 2015 for the 2015S2 set. The nomenclature was cross-referenced with each other to minimize the repeat of any forenames, or at least to cut down on repeats.








The 2020S1 'Late to School' release is the twentieth Garbage Pail Kids set to contain sketch cards numbering 1/1, one-of-a-kind, found within hobby boxes or retail boxes. Standard sketch cards (display + value box exclusive ), shaped garbage can and bitten apple sketch cards (hobby collector exclusive), panoramic sketch cards (retail value box), 'folded' triptych sketch cards (hobby collector exclusive), and Loaded sketch cards (four standard sketch cards; value box exclusive).
ERROR: TRIPTYCH SKETCH CARDS FOUND IN RETAIL VALUE BOX
ERROR: PANORAMIC SKETCH CARDS FOUND IN HOBBY COLLECTOR BOX



Forty-one artists contributed to the Sketch cards for the 2020S1 release — listed alphabetically by surname: David Acevedo, Simone Arena, Quinton Baker, Bobby Blakey, John Brewer, Emily Burges, Neil Camera, Nik Castaneda, Patrick Chaimuang, Jasmine Contois, Sebastian Cortez, David Dabila, Vincent D'Ippolito, Joe Grotesque, Joey Flitchett, Robert 'el smetcho' Garcia, K. GRiMM, Daniel Goodroad, Dennis Gortakowski, Kelly Greider, Lowell Isaac Hildebrandt, Robert Jimenez, David 'Gacey' Jones, Rickey Kipfer, Mike McHugh, Rory McQueen, Lily Mercado, Rich Molinelli, John Monserrat, Victor Moreno, Magnus VonRobotsson, Jay O'Leary, Darrin Pepe, Cathy Razim, Chad Scheres, Brent Scotchmer, Anthony Skubis, Mike Stephens, Greg Tilson, Gavin Williams, and Clinton Yeager.








THE ARTIST RECOGNITION EDITION
CHASE CARD INFORMATION LOCATED ON PRINTABLE CHECKLIST PAGE

BASE SET CARDS : RETAIL + HOBBY
#
NOMENCLATURE / INFO
FRONT ARTIST
BACK ARTIST / WRITER
PARODY SUBJECT / DESC.
1aRESISTING REESE
JOE Simko
CHECKLIST A
First Day of School
1bDRAGGED DRAKE
JOE Simko
CHECKLIST A
First Day of School
2aHOMER SCHOOLED
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
Homeschooling
2bSHELTERED SHELDON
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
Homeschooling
3aMISTY BUS
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Bus Stop; 'Missed the bus'
3bBUS STOP BECKY
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Anti-War; 'CHOOSE LIFE' not Death
4aCHRISSY GUARD
DAVID Gross
Simko / PUZZLE
Crossing Guard (Stop Sign)
4bDISTRACTED DENISE
DAVID Gross
Simko / PUZZLE
"Don't Text & Guard" (Drive)
5aSCHOOL BUSTER
JOE Simko
Simko / PUZZLE
School Bus
5bRUSS PASS
JOE Simko
Simko / PUZZLE
School Bus; 'Rush past'
6aSLACKER SIMON
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
Still in PJs, NOTE: ADAM Bomb Pattern
6bLATE TATE
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
Running Late
7aDITCHING DIRK
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Playing 'Hook'y
7bTRUANT TREVOR
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Playing 'Hook'y
8aWEDGIE WINSTON
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Flagpole Wedgie
8bPULLED UPTON
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Wedgie; aka Snuggie
9aRINGING RINGO
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Homeroom Bell, Dismiss Bell
9bALARM BELLE
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Lunch Period Bell, Recess Bell
10aAL CHEMY
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
Science Class
10bEXPERIMENTING XAVIER
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
Chemistry Class
11aDEE I.Y.
DAVID Gross
Simko / PUZZLE
DIY Locker Mirror
11bDECORATED DESIREE
DAVID Gross
Simko / PUZZLE
NOTE: ADAM Bomb Sticker, Memo...
12aBOOGER BRITNEY
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
Boogers, Snot, Nose Gobblins
12bNOSE GOLDIE
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
'Mining for (nose) gold'
13aDETAINED DWAYNE
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
School Detention
13bDISCIPLINARY ASHTON
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
'Disciplinary action'
14aDOUG ATE MY HOMEWORK
DAVID Gross
Simko / PUZZLE
Not doing Homework excuse
14bAVA ALIBI
DAVID Gross
Simko / PUZZLE
Not doing Homework excuse
15aTELLING LIZA
DAVID Gross
Simko / PUZZLE
Gossip girls ; 'Telling lies'
15bSPREADING RUMER
DAVID Gross
Simko / PUZZLE
Gossip; 'Spreading rumors'
16aHOPE SCOTCH
DAVID Gross
Simko / PUZZLE
Hopscotch
16bJUMPING JENNA
DAVID Gross
Simko / PUZZLE
Hopscotch
17aHOT FLORA TEACHER
DAVID Gross
Simko / PREVIEW
1984 'Hot for Teacher' song title
17bVANNA HALEN
DAVID Gross
Simko / PREVIEW
Van Halen band name
18aKICK MIA
DAVID Gross
Gross / PUZZLE
Practical Joke; 'Kick me' sign
18bPRANKED PAMELA
DAVID Gross
Gross / PUZZLE
Practical Joke; Prank
19aMACARONI ART
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
Art Class
19bCRAFTY CHRIS
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
Arts & Crafts
20aPAYTON AIRPLANE
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
'Paper airplane'; paper cuts
20bGLIDER GLENN
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
Glider; Paper aeroplane
21aPEPPER RALLY
DAVID Gross
Gross / PUZZLE
'Pep rally', NOTE: TOPPS
21bGIVE ME A GIA
DAVID Gross
Gross / PUZZLE
'Give me a G' (P, K), GPK Acronyms
22aRAISING HANS
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
'Raising hand(s)'
22bCALL ON CARL
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
'Raise hand if you know the answer'
23aRICKY RECORDER
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
Music Class; Recorder
23bWOODY INSTRUMENT
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
Recorder; Wood instrument
24aARLO T.C. = (J)ROTC
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
Reserve Officers' Training Corps
24bULYSSES UNIFORM
DAVID Gross
Gross / J. Kanzer
E. Grant; School 'military' uniform
25aSTUCK STUART
DAVID Gross
Gross / PUZZLE
Notebook stickers
25bEMOTING AJ
DAVID Gross
Gross / PUZZLE
Notebook stickers
26aSUSPENDED SUSAN
DAVID Gross
Gross / PUZZLE
Suspension (literal)
26bPUNISHED PAIGE
DAVID Gross
Gross / PUZZLE
Corporal punishment
27aBEN DREAMIN'
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Naked dream; 'Been dreaming'
27bKENT WAKE UP
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Public nudity; 'Can't wake up'
28aHELD-BACK HANK
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
'Held back a year'
28bFIRST GRADY
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Grade retention; 'First grade'
29aGIGI -OGRAPHY
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Geography Class
29bGRETA GLOBE
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
World Globe
30aMONKEY BARB
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Monkey bars
30bCLIMBING CHLOE
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Playground equipment
31aBRAUN BAGGIN' IT
JOE McWilliams
Gross / PUZZLE
Sack lunch; '"Brown" bagging it'
31bLEFTOVERS LENNY
JOE McWilliams
Gross / PUZZLE
Packed lunch; leftovers
32aRUBBED-OUT ROBERT
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
No.2 pencil eraser
32bERASED CHASE
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
No.2 pencil eraser
33aHEATHER BALL
JOE McWilliams
Gross / PUZZLE
Tetherball
33bWHACKED WANDA
JOE McWilliams
Gross / PUZZLE
Tetherball
34aPASS IT JUAN
JOE McWilliams
Gross / PUZZLE
Passing notes; 'Pass it on'
34bLOVE LESTER
JOE McWilliams
Gross / PUZZLE
Passing notes; 'Love letter'
35aGLITTERY GLINDA
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Art class; Craft glitter
35bSCARLET SPARKLES
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Art class; Glitter glue
36aRITA BOOK
JOE McWilliams
Gross / PUZZLE
'Read a book'; 2 heads better than 1
36bSIMPLE MINDY'S
JOE McWilliams
Gross / PUZZLE
'Simple minds'; Simple minded
37aSISSY BOOM BAH
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
'Sis boom bah' cheer
37bCHER LEADER
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Cheerleader
38aETHAN PASTE
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
'Eating paste'; Paste eater
38bGLUEY DEWEY
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Eating glue
39aRESTROOM ROCCO
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Bathroom hangout, NOTE: Cigarettes
39bSMOKIN' JOE
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
'Smokin' JOE' McWilliams namesake
40aSTAPLE EARLE
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Hand 'Stapler'
40bSTAPLED STU
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Hand stapled
41aBRAD INFLUENCE
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Bad influence, NOTE: Cigarettes
41bPIERCE PRESSURE
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Teenage 'Peer pressure'
42aNUMBER 2 STU
JOE McWilliams
Gross / PUZZLE
No."2" pencil
42bLOU STOOL
JOE McWilliams
Gross / PUZZLE
'Loose stool'; Poophead
43aPEE DON
JOE McWilliams
Gross / PREVIEW
'Peed on'
43bWIZ KID WILLIAM
JOE McWilliams
Gross / PREVIEW
'Whiz'; to be smart vs. 'Wiz'; to pee
44aCHUY GUM
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
'Chewing gum'; Bazooka parody
44bBEN CHEWED
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Already 'Been chewed'; ABC gum
45aCAS YOUR VOTE
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
'Cast your vote'; Class president
45bRUNNING RYAN
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Running in a Student Election
46aRHETTA WHITE & BLUE
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
'Red, White & Blue'
46bOLD GLORIA
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
'Old Glory'; U.S. flag nickname
47aPAINT OLIVER
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
'Painter'; paint over
47bMESSY MARVIN
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
'Messy Marvin' character
48aTOOTER TANYA
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
Toot; fart, pass-gas
48bS.B. DEE
JOE McWilliams
McWilliams / Kanzer
'S.B.D.'; 'Silent but deadly' fart
49aBUILT BORIS
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PUZZLE
Built; to be put-together
49bLEVEL LEVI
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PUZZLE
Building level
50aGUY SER
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PUZZLE
Water 'Geyser'
50bFOUNTAIN FOREST
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PUZZLE
Water fountain
51aEMBARRASSED HARRIS
JOE McWilliams
Gross / PUZZLE
Shower shaming
51bJIM SHOWER
JOE McWilliams
Gross / PUZZLE
Gym class shower
52aSUCK-UP SASHA
BRENT Engstrom
Engstrom / Kanzer
Know-it-all; Brown-noser
52bPEGGY PET
BRENT Engstrom
Engstrom / Kanzer
Teacher's Pet (literal)
53aABSORB BRENT
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PUZZLE
Vomit Sawdust Absorber
53bSAW DUSTY
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PUZZLE
Vomit Sawdust Absorber
54aSAUL NIGHTER
BRENT Engstrom
Engstrom / Kanzer
'All-nghter'; Studying
54bCRAMMING CRAIG
BRENT Engstrom
Engstrom / Kanzer
Test Cram Session
55aSKIP VAN WINKLE
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PUZZLE
'Rip Van Winkle' tale
55bCATCHIN' AZIZ
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PUZZLE
'Catching Z's' under the desk
56aSAY CHEESE LUIS
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PUZZLE
School Pictures; 'Say cheese!'
56bPICTURE DAY JAY
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PUZZLE
Picture Day
57aLEFT-BEHIND LEO
DAVID Gross
Gross / PUZZLE
(No Kid) Left behind
57bWHERE ARE HUGH
DAVID Gross
Gross / PUZZLE
No Pick-up; 'Where are you?'
58aFULL COURSE MEL
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PUZZLE
'Full course meal'
58bLUNCH TREY
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PUZZLE
Four-course meal; 'Lunch tray'
59aSPIT WAD TODD
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PUZZLE
Spit wad self-target
59bDISRUPTIVE DYLAN
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PUZZLE
Spit wad gun
60aCAL CULATOR
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PREVIEW
Calculator 'Eye Eye'
60bALWAYS DWIGHT
BRENT Engstrom
Gross / PREVIEW
'Always right'
61aHAIR ANNETTE
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Lunch lady; 'Hairnet'
61bSANI TERRY
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Lunch lady; 'Sanitary'
62aILLEGAL ELI
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Banned Goods, NOTE: GPK Cards
62bCONTRABAND CORY
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Contraband Coat
63aCARVING CARTER
BRENT Engstrom
Engstrom / Kanzer
Carved Desk, NOTE: GPK Acronym
63bBUCK TOOTH
BRENT Engstrom
Engstrom / Kanzer
Carved School Desk; 'Bucktooth'
64aHEADMASTER ASTOR : PUZZLE
DAVID Gross
Simko / PUZZLE
Headmaster; usually private schools
64bPRINCIPAL CAL: BLUE PUZZLE
DAVID Gross
Simko / PUZZLE
Principal; usually public schools
65aCLIMBING CLEVELAND
Simko / Engstrom
Simko / J. Kanzer
Gym Class; Rope climb
65bROPED ROCK
Simko / Engstrom
Simko / J. Kanzer
Gym Class; Rope climb
66aJUNGLE JIM
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Jungle gym; Monkey bars
66bPOLLY PLAYGROUND
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Playground equipment
67aKICKED KYLE
BRENT Engstrom
Engstrom / Kanzer
Gym Class; Kickball
67bRICK BALL
BRENT Engstrom
Engstrom / Kanzer
'Kickball'
68aFORTUNE JUNE
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Paper Fortune Teller game
68bPAPER PIPER
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Paper Fortune Teller game
69aFUNNY FLOYD
BRENT Engstrom
Engstrom / Kanzer
Funny guy; Class clown
69bCLASS CLOWN CLYDE
BRENT Engstrom
Engstrom / Kanzer
Class Clown (literal)
70aFROG EATON
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
Biology Class
70bDISSECT SHAUN
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
Frog 'Dissection'
71aCOPY KATT
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
Copycat; cheat
71bCHEATER PETER
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
Cheater; one whom cheats
72aNED LICE
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Outbreaks; 'Head lice'
72bCODY CLOSET
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
'Coat closet'
73aRIDER BLOCK
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
'Writer's block'
73bPENCIL HOLDEN
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
'Pencil holder'
74aDIVIDE ED
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
'Divided'
74b50-50 FINN
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
Half-and-half; Nerd/Jock
75aSHOW AND ELLA
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
'Show-and-tell'
75bLEAKY LACEY
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
Leaky; like a faucet
76aSHARP PENNY
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
'Sharpen'; Pencil sharpener
76bSHARPEN CHARLENE
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
Pencil sharpener
77aLUNCH BAG LARRY
JOE Simko
Simko / PUZZLE
Lunch bag
77bBENNY BAG LUNCH
JOE Simko
Simko / PUZZLE
Brown bag lunch; sack lunch
78aCRAMMING KRAMER
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
Cramming (literal) for an exam
78bMEMORIZING MIKE
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
To memorize, study for a test
79aHAL PASS
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
'Hall pass'
79bMONTY HALL
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
'Hall monitor'
80aBULLY BILLY
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
A browbeater, NOTE: OS2 Tribute
80bJERKY JACK
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
A blockhead, NOTE: OS2 Tribute
81aVAMPY VAL
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
More Vampira than 'vamp'
81bGOTH GABE
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
Goth-ic, progressive, industrial
82aSPEECH LES
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
Speechless; giving a speech
82bBURSTIN' THURSTON
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
Presentation nerves
83aIRA ROBOT
JOE Simko
Simko / PUZZLE
'I, Robot'
83bDETECTOR DEXTER
JOE Simko
Simko / PUZZLE
Metal detector
84aMOD DALE
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Human body 'Model'
84bANAT- TIMMY
BRENT Engstrom
Simko / PUZZLE
Anatomy; Biology class
85aERUPT SHAWN
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
'Eruption'; Chemistry class
85bBLUE RIBBON RANDY
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
Science Fair; blue ribbon award
86aELMA GLUE
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
Elmer's Glue
86bPATTY PASTE
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
Paste 'skin'
87aBULLY BILLIE
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
A browbeater, NOTE: OS2 Tribute
87bJERKY JACKIE
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
A blockhead, NOTE: OS2 Tribute
88aLOOSE LEIF
JOE Simko
Simko / PREVIEW
'Loose leaf' paper
88bSKETCHY SKIPPY
JOE Simko
Simko / PREVIEW
Sketchy = Incomplete
89aCONFISCATE TED
JOE Simko
CHECKLIST B
'Confiscated'
89bCONTRA BRANDY
JOE Simko
CHECKLIST B
'Contraband'
90aBROKEN-BACK PAT
JOE Simko
CHECKLIST A
'Back-pack' weight
90bARCHIE BACK
JOE Simko
CHECKLIST A
'Arched back'
91aBARF BAG BARB
JOE Simko
CHECKLIST B
Barf bag vs. Lunch bag
91bLUNCH PACKING PAM
JOE Simko
CHECKLIST B
'Packing' lunch
92aRAINY DAISY
JOE McWilliams
CHECKLIST A
'Rainy days'; rain days
92bDAWN WIND
JOE McWilliams
CHECKLIST A
'Down wind'
93aBEA QUIET
BRENT Engstrom
CHECKLIST B
'Be quiet'; Library etiquette
93bNOAH TALKING
BRENT Engstrom
CHECKLIST B
'No talking'; Libray etiquette
94aDONNY DUNCE
BRENT Engstrom
Engstrom / Kanzer
Dunce cap
94bTIM OUT
BRENT Engstrom
Engstrom / Kanzer
'Time out' corner
95aFAIL DALE : YELLOW PUZZLE
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
To fail; flunk
95bF JEFF : YELLOW PUZZLE
JOE Simko
Simko / J. Kanzer
F for Failure
96aNERVOUS NEIL
JOE Simko
CHECKLIST A
Dance nerves
96bSHY GUY
JOE Simko
CHECKLIST A
Date nerves
97aYEAR BOOKER
DAVID Gross
CHECKLIST B
'Year book' pictures
97bMEMORY LANE
DAVID Gross
CHECKLIST B
Down 'Memory lane'
98aTED OF THE CLASS
BRENT Engstrom
Engstrom / Kanzer
'Head of the class', T-SHIRT FACTORY
98bSCHOLAR LEE
BRENT Engstrom
Engstrom / Kanzer
Scholarly, NOTE: T-SHIRT FACTORY
99aGRADUATION DAYNA
DAVID Gross
CHECKLIST A
'Graduation day'
99bPAT TOSS
DAVID Gross
CHECKLIST A
'Hat toss'
100aSUMMER BLAKE : RED PUZZLE
DAVID Gross
CHECKLIST B
'Summer break'
100bLAST DAYTON : RED PUZZLE
DAVID Gross
CHECKLIST B
'Last day' of School
WM1CUBBY COLBY : BONUS CARD
JOE Simko
WAL*MART.COM
School storage bins
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NOMENCLATURE / INFO
FRONT ARTIST
BACK ARTIST / WRITER
PARODY SUBJECT / DESC.

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CLASS SUPERLATIVES (= THE HIGHEST QUALITY OR DEGREE) : RETAIL VALUE BOX
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NOMENCLATURE
ARTIST / CONCEPT
PARODY SUBJECT / DESC.
1aBLAKE FLAKE
DAVID Gross
OS3 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; BUNK
1bENLIGHTENED LYLE
DAVID Gross
Psychology (enlightenment) + Maths (#s)
2aHOT SCOTT
DAVID Gross
OS2 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; POUND
2bGOOD LUCAS
DAVID Gross
Sports + 'Chemistry'
3aWEIRD WENDY
BRENT Engstrom
OS1 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; POUND
3bGOTHIC GRACE
BRENT Engstrom
Fashion Design + Trends
4aFURRY FRAN
BRENT Engstrom
OS1 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; POUND
4bMANE JANE
BRENT Engstrom
Home Economics
5aASHLEY CAN
JOE Simko
OS4 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; BUNK
5bBAG LAINEY
JOE Simko
'Bag lady'; Environmental Encounters
FACULTY LOUNGE CARDS : RETAIL FAT PACKS (+ VALUE BOXES)
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NOMENCLATURE / INFO
ARTIST / CONCEPT
PARODY SUBJECT / DESC.
1aADAM BOMB
DAVID Gross
OS1 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; POUND
1bBEAKER BARRY
DAVID Gross
Chemistry
2aNEW WAVE DAVE
DAVID Gross
OS1 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; POUND
2bPOP ARTIE
DAVID Gross
'Pop art'; Art Class
3aGUILLOTINA
JOE McWilliams
OS1 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; POUND
3bWHITTLED WANDA
JOE McWilliams
Woodshop
4aODD TODD
JOE McWilliams
OS2 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; POUND
4bCONDUCTOR TUCKER
JOE McWilliams
Music Class
5aVIRUS IRIS
BRENT Engstrom
OS1 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; POUND
5bVACCINE MAXINE
BRENT Engstrom
School Nurse
6aRUN DOWN RHODA
BRENT Engstrom
OS1 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; POUND
6bDRIVER'S EDIE
BRENT Engstrom
Driver's Education
7aRUSSELL MUSCLE
BRENT Engstrom
OS2 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; POUND
7bSWEATY EDDIE
BRENT Engstrom
Gym Class
8aWRAPPIN' RUTH : GREEN PUZZLE
JOE Simko
OS1 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; POUND
8bHIRO GLYPHICS : GREEN PUZZLE
JOE Simko
'Hieroglyphics'; History Class
9aBRAINY JANIE
JOE Simko
OS1 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; POUND
9bGIGI BYTE
JOE Simko
'Gigabyte'; Computer Class
10aJUNKFOOD JOHN
JOE Simko
OS1 CHARACTER TRIBUTE; POUND
10bLOWELL CARBS
JOE Simko
'Low carbohydrates'; Health Class / P.E.
SCHOOL MASCOTS : HOBBY + RETAIL DISPLAY
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NOMENCLATURE
ARTIST / CONCEPT
PARODY SUBJECT / DESC.
1aNOTRE DAMON
JOE McWilliams
'Notre Dame' College, OH
1bLAME LIAM
JOE McWilliams
Lame; limping &/or feeble
2aFARTMOUTH FRANK
JOE Simko
'Dartmouth' College, NH
2bMOUTHY MARTY
JOE Simko
Talk a lot; loud, obnoxious
3aVIRGINIA BLECH
JOE Simko
'Virginia Tech' College, VA
3bVOMIT TESS
JOE Simko
Sick, barf, throw-up, etc.
4aGARBAGE PAIL SID
BRENT Engstrom
'GPKid'; Yale University, CT
4bTRASH CANDY
BRENT Engstrom
'Trash can'
5aARM PETE
JOE McWilliams
'Armpit'; Univ. of Pittsburgh, PA(?)
5bBRODY ODOR
JOE McWilliams
'Body odor'
SCHOOL PENANT PATCH CARDS : HOBBY COLLECTOR BOX
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NOMENCLATURE
ARTIST / CONCEPT
PARODY SUBJECT / DESC.
1FARTMOUTH : BAD BREATH SETH
JOHN Pound
'Dartmouth'; OS2 Card 70a
2PUKE : UP CHUCK
JOHN Pound
'Duke'; OS1 Card 3a
3GORGETOWN : SLOBBY ROBBIE
JOHN Pound
'Georgetown'; OS1 Card 26a
4VIRGINIA BLECH : CORRODED CARL
JOHN Pound
'Virginia Tech'; OS1 Card 19a
5NOTRE LAME : AILIN' AL
JOHN Pound
'Notre Dame'; OS1 Card 15a
6MINI SODA : JUNKFOOD JOHN
JOHN Pound
'Minnesota'; OS1 Card 2a
7P.U. : SEWER SUE
JOHN Pound
OS2 Card 79a
8GONEGAGA : WACKY JACKIE
JOHN Pound
OS1 Card 17a
9FAIL : CRANKY FRANKIE
JOHN Pound
'Yale'; OS1 Card 18a
10ARMPIT : ARMPIT ANNIE
DAVID Gross
2015S1 Card 41a
WACKY SCHOOL SUPPLIES : HOBBY COLLECTOR BOX
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NOMENCLATURE
ARTIST / CONCEPT
PARODY SUBJECT / DESC.
1PIRATE'S SOOTY
DAVID Gross
OS2 Card 61 Tribute; Pound
2JERKY JUICE
DAVID Gross
OS3 Card 121 Tribute; Pound
3EDIBLE WATER COLORS
JOE McWilliams
OS5 + OS15 Tributes; Bunk + Pound
4TARDY GRAHAMS
JOE McWilliams
OS4 Card 164 Tribute; Pound
5PEEPEE PORTFOLIO
JOE McWilliams
OS1 + OS3 Tributes; Pound
6CRAYCRAYOLA
BRENT Engstrom
OS1 Card 17 Tribute; Pound
7GOHURT
BRENT Engstrom
OS1 Card 15 Tribute; Pound
8ALL MORE GLUE
JOE Simko
OS3 Card 123 Tribute; Pound
9PLAYSKULL SCISSORS
JOE Simko
OS16 Card 658 Tribute; Bunk
10GARBAGE JAIL KIDS
DAVID Gross
2020S1 Card 76 Tribute; Simko
WACKY LUNCHBOXES : HOBBY COLLECTOR BOX
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NOMENCLATURE
ARTIST / CONCEPT
CASE RATIO / DESC.
1ORANGE : CLASS PICTURE
JOE Simko
1 : 8 — RARE
2PURPLE : SCHOOL DANCE
JOE Simko
2 : 8 — COMMON
3GREEN : FOOTBALL GAME
JOE Simko
2 : 8 — COMMON
4BLUE : SCHOOL CAFETERIA
JOE Simko
3 : 8 — SUPER COMMON
INSERTS : PARALLELS, ARTIST AUTOGRAPHS, PRINTING PLATE, SKETCH CARDS
P1PARALLEL GREEN : VARIOUS — 200
Artist
Hobby + Retail
P2PARALLEL YELLOW : VARIOUS — 200
Artist
Retail Value Box
P3PARALLEL PURPLE : VARIOUS — 200
Artist
Retail Value Pack
P4PARALLEL BLUE : VARIOUS — 200
Artist
Hobby Collector Box
P5PARALLEL BLACK : VARIOUS — 200
Artist
Hobby Collector Box
P6PARALLEL RED : VARIOUS — 200
Artists
Hobby Collector Box
P7PARALLEL GOLD: VARIOUS — 200
Artist
Hobby + Retail
AAARTIST AUTOGRAPH : VARIOUS
Artist
Hobby + Retail
PPPRINTING PLATE : VARIOUS
Artist
Hobby + Retail
S1STANDARD SKETCH : VARIOUS
Artist
Display + Value Box
S2SHAPED SKETCH : VARIOUS
Artist
Hobby Collector Box
S3PANORAMIC SKETCH : VARIOUS
Artist
Value Box + Fat Pack
S4TRIPTYCH SKETCH : VARIOUS
Artists
Hobby Collector Box
S5LOADED SKETCH : VARIOUS
Artist
Value Box
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NOMENCLATURE / INFO
ARTIST / CONCEPT
LOCATION / PACKAGING