Bhai Blissful Slave Sakhee Singh jee, Bhai Frequent Flyer Sakhee Singh jee and Bhai Devoted Devotee Sakhee Singh jee were three gursikhs.

 Once they were discussing dasvand and Bhai Blissful Slave Sakhee Singh jee said, "I don't like counting maya at all.  So taking out dasvand was a hassle to me, until I discovered a very nice way to share the money with guru jee."
 
Bhai Frequent Flyer Sakhee Singh jee said, "waheguru waheguru - And what – waheguru waheguru - might that -waheguru - be, pyare - waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru - Bhai Blissful Slave Sakhee Singh jee?"
 
"Wahe I just draw a star shape on the floor.  Its radius is of 10 inches. Then I stand 10 inches away from the star and throw all the money towards it.  The money that lands inside the star is guru jis, and the rest is mine."

 Bhai Frequent Flyer Sakhee Singh jee said, "Wha-nderful - wahe wahe wahe wahe... - idea. Actually, great minds - waheguru waheguru - think alike.  I too do the same, except I draw a circle of 10 inches - waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru”.
 
After saying that, both of them starting crying out of love of waheguru. When their tears had dried up, they both looked at Bhai Devoted Devotee Sakhee Singh jee.
 
Now, Bhai Devoted Devotee Sakhee Singh jee was a curious holy man.  They had never seen him actually sitting down for simran - although, he would talk about Naam all the time and would make up naam-related stories on the spot. When asked why he was always sleeping during amrit vela, he would roll his eyes up and reply, "Santooo, my avastha is such that sleep and simran are same to me.  I do simran in sleep and sleep in simran."

 Being quite intoxicated in naam, both Bhai Blissful Slave Sakee Singh jee, and Bhai Frequent Flyer Sakhee Singh jee would nod their heads and do more "waheguru waheguru..."
 
When Bhai Devoted Devotee Sakhee Singh was asked why he watched TV so much, he would again roll his eyes and say, "Pyareooo, I see waheguru in all. TV allows me to see many wahegurus at the same time." On the question on why the TV show "Bay Watch" was his favorite show, he would say, "Santoo, waheguru is in each grain of sand. In "Bay Watch" I see millions of waheguru all at once."

 (For those of us who are innocent, "Bay Watch" is a TV show in which people run around on the beach)

 Anyways, asked about dasvand, Bhai Devoted Devotee Sakhee Singh jee replied, "Sikhooo, I just throw all my money in the air. The amount that the guru wants, the guru keeps.  The rest he throws right back. waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru..
 
PS:  For more information about the Bhai Devoted Devotee Sakhee Singh jee's dera (where many of the above ideas are taught and practiced,) please contact daas.