WaheGuru WaheGuru WaheGuru WaheGuru WaheGuru WaheGuru ...

 
Daasan Daas and other Naam Net sakhis were sitting in a darkened room doing what they do best - guru guru guru guru guru guru guru guru guru guru gruuuu...

Daas comes in excitedly and despite Sakhi Saaki's stern look, puts on the lights and says, "Sakhiooo!!!!, you will never believe what happened today to me in keertan...."

There are a few giggles coming from the sakhis.  Particularly Baba Sakhi to the Max Singh jee seems to be having a really tough time holding back tears of laugher.

Daas, ignoring the giggles goes on, "I was sitting in keertan today with my eyes closed and suddenly, suddenly, suddenly a bright light went on in my head.

 

Then suddenly it dissappeared.

 

Then it came 4 more times.  That makes it .. er ... er ... er...."
 
Sakhi Lelaree prompts "5?"

Daas, "YES, 5 times.  I was blessed by Guru Maharaj with HIS light er...er .... er... 5 times."

Baba Sakhi to Max Singh jee now can't hold back his laughter.
 
Daas nods, "Go ahead, laugh - it is only natural to be jealous.  But when my dera is in full swing,  and smell of jelabis and ras-gule is filling the air, and everybody is saying, "Sant Daas Jee this, Sant Daas Jee that", then you will come crying to me!!!" Saying that Daas storms out of the room.
 
Daasan Daas says to Baba Sakhi to Max Singh jee, who is rolling on the floor with laughter now, "You really shouldn't do that to daas.  You know he has a fragile ego - in fact, he still thinks he is the Naam Net admin" (even daasan daas has a hard time holding back laughter now), "but you shouldn't laugh at his face.... ha ha ha ha... But, Baba jee, what is SO funny"
 
Baba Sakhi to the Max Singh jee, amidst belly laughter, from his pocket, takes out 5 close-up polarid pictures of Daas.......

waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru......