Here are the quotes I've used in the past.

2005

JULY 2005- "He trips underwater. Now, who in the halibut trips underwater? And by the way, on what?" -Oscar, watching the races in Shark Tale

JUNE 2005- "Anakin Skywalker! With your reputation, you're younger than I expected." -General Grievous
"General Grievous. With your reputation, you're shorter than I expected." -Anakin
in Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

MAY 2005- "Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Star." -Dark Helmet
"What?" -Lone Star
"I am your father's nephew's cousin's former roommate." -Dark Helmet
"What's that make us?" -Lone Star
"Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become." -Dark Helmet
in Spaceballs

APRIL 2005- "You can't kneel in the middle of a highway and live to tell the tale." -God in Bruce Almighty

MARCH 2005- "You must spin for me just one more night. And when you do, I will make you my wife." -King
"Wife? Uh, I mean to say, oh your wife?" -Wizard
"My queen." -King
"The miller's daughter, my lord, your queen?" -Wizard
"Yes, you toothless rube, where else am I going to meet a girl who's richer?" -King
"I have teeth, sire." -Wizard
in Faerie Tale Theatre's Rumplestilskin

FEBRUARY 2005- "Excuse me but I don't like this monster beast donut. Do you have one with chocolate and sprinkles?" -Yusuke in Yu Yu Hakusho

JANUARY 2005- "Friedrich Nietzsche? We can't burn that! He's one of the most important thinkers of the 19th century!" -Jeremy
"Please! Nietzsche was a chauvinist pig who was in love with his sister." -Elsa
"He was not a chauvinist pig!" -Jeremy
"But he was in love with his sister." -Elsa
"Uh, excuse me, guys? Yeah, we got a whole section on tax laws down here we can burn." -Brian Parks
gathering library books to burn to stay warm in The Day After Tomorrow

2004

DECEMBER 2004- "We're sending in a negotiator." -Guy (name unknown)
[Dallas shoots the negotiator.]
"Anyone else want to negotiate?" -Korben Dallas
in The Fifth Element trailer

NOVEMBER 2004- "I am a teller of stories, a weaver of dreams. I can dance, sing, and in the right weather I can stand on my head. I have a little magic and a trick or two. I know the proper way to meet a Dragon, I can fight dirty but not fair, I once swallowed thirty oysters in a minute. I am not domestic, I am a luxury, and in that sense, necessary." -The Storyteller in Jim Henson's The Storyteller

OCTOBER 2004- "You can say whatever you want about me, but I'm gonna ask you not to talk about my horse that way." -Frank T. Hopkins to rich sore loser in Hidalgo

SEPTEMBER 2004- "So, who are we making jealous?" -Nicole
"Everyone, Nicole. Everyone." -Chase
in Drive Me Crazy

AUGUST 2004- "Don't worry. I only hit you with the flat end. Hmm? Oh, sorry. This is a double-edged sword." -Zelgadis to a Bandit Leader in Slayers NEXT

JULY 2004- "Must we?" -Spock
"It's faster than walking." -Captain Kirk
"But not as safe." -Spock
"Are you afraid of cars?" -Captain Kirk
"Not at all. It's your driving that alarms me." -Spock
walking to the car in Star Trek episode A Piece of the Action

JUNE 2004- "The position of annoying talking animal has been filled." -Donkey to Puss-in-Boots from Shrek 2

2003

1/27/03- 5/28/04- LONG BREAK

1/20/03- "Ares?!" -Jason and Iolaus
"He's shorter than I thought." -Iolaus
"Yeah, isn't he." -Jason
on seeing Ares for the first time in 'What A Crockery' from Young Hercules

1/13/03- "There's a fine line between coincidence and fate." -Ardeth Bay in The Mummy Returns

1/6/03- "And though Cinderella and her prince did live happily ever after, the point, gentlemen, is that they lived." -Grand Dame in Ever After

7-12/2002

12/30/02- "We must return to your home in the toilet." -Venus
"Thanks 'sewer.'" -Leonardo
"Toilet? Sewer? What's the difference?" -Venus
in Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation

12/23/02- "Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it is fate that today is the fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution . . . but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice that we will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!" -President Whitmore speaking to the troops in Independence Day

12/16/02- "No problem. We still got my 'Great Outdoors Survival Guide'." -Tristan
"No way!" -Tea
"Go ahead, Tristan. Eat all the pages you like." -Joey
after complaining of still being hungry in Yu-Gi-Oh

12/9/02- "Suck in the guts guys, we're the Ghostbusters." -Venkman in Ghostbusters II

12/2/02- "I'm a hacker!" -Lex
"That's what I said: you're a nerd." -Tim
"I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!" -Lex
in Jurassic Park

11/25/02- [Tamahome gets stomped on from behind.]
"Tasuki's back! Thanks t' all you fans out there waitin' fer my return." -Tasuki
"Watch it! That hurt!" -Tamahome
"Eh? Oh, Tamahome! I didn't know you were on th' floor. I gotta be more careful what I stomp on." -Tasuki
"Tasuki's recovered. Your doing, Mitsukake? No da?" -Chichiri
"Yup." -Mitsukake
"It certainly was more peaceful before his recovery..." -Chichiri
"What'd you say!?!" -Tasuki
from Fushigi Yuugi Manga Volume 6: Castaway

11/18/02- "This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer." -James Carter of Rush Hour

11/11/02- "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." -Michael Coleone in The Godfather

11/4/02- "Go web! Fly! Up-up-and-away web! Shazam! Go! Go! Go web go!" -Peter Parker learning how to shoot webs in Spiderman

10/28/02- "Lord, I shall give these laws to thy people. Hear me, oh, hear me. All pay head. The Lord. The Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen *crash* Oy. Ten! Ten Commandments. For all to obey!" -Mel Brooks as Moses bringing down three slabs and accidently breaking one in History of the World Part I

10/21/02- "I made this dish up myself. I call it shrimp fried rice with whipped cream and strawberries!" -Mimi's Mom in 'Flower Power' from Digimon

10/14/02- "The only thing I like better than an eggplant burger, is a chocolate covered eggplant burger!" -Shaggy to Scooby in Scooby-Doo: The Movie

10/7/02- "I've read about these. It's called Devil's Snare. You have to relax. If you move, it will only kill you faster." -Hermione
"Kill us faster?! Oh, now I can relax!" -Ron
while caught in the Devil's Snare in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

9/30/02- "You're still letting that pookie boy bug you? That Li Syaoran kid?" -Kero
"Teenie... weenie... pookie..." -Sakura
"HE'S A TEENIE WEENIE POOKIE POOH IF YOU ASK ME!" -Kero
"Kero's mad because Li called him a stuffed animal." -Sakura
"Oh..." -Tomoyo
"HMPH!" -Kero
from Card Captor Sakura Manga

9/23/02- "You know the funny thing about morphin?" -Billy
"What's that?!" -Rocky
"You don't appreciate it 'till you can't do it anymore!" -Billy
from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie

9/16/02- "Aren't you a damsel in distress?" -Hercules
"I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day." -Megara
Hercules trying to save Megara in Hercules

9/9/02- "You came in that?! You're braver than I thought." -Princess Lei to Han Solo on seeing the Millennium Falcon in A New Hope

9/2/02- "A future is something that you make yourself. You have to believe in it!" -Ami from Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon

8/26/02- "Luke? A Jedi Knight?! I'm out of it for a little while and everybody gets delusions of grandeur." -Han Solo in Return of the Jedi

8/19/02- "Please, what does it always mean, this... this 'Junior?'" -Sallah
"That's his name. *points to himself* Henry Jones... *points to Indy* ...Junior." -Henry Jones
"I like Indiana." -Indy
"We named the dog Indiana." -Henry Jones
"May we go home now, please?" -Marcus Brody
"The dog?! You are named after the dog?!" -Sallah
"I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog." -Indy
in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

8/12/02- "This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who." -King of Swamp Castle to Lancelot in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

8/5/02- "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." -Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

7/29/02- "Make one wrong move. Please." -Wolverine to Spiderman in 'The Mutant's Agenda' of Spiderman

7/22/02- "With great power comes great responsibility." -Spiderman motto

7/15/02- "A life lived in fear, is a life half-lived." -motto of Strictly Ballroom

7/8/02- "Champagne?" -Porthos
"We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos!" -Athos
"You're right. Something red." -Porthos
while they are escaping from the Cardinal's soldiers in his own coach in The Three Musketeers

7/1/02- "I have got to get me one of these!" -Captain Steven Hiller about the alien space craft he's flying in Independence Day

3-6/2002

6/24/02- "I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer! Here's the entertainment! Now have fun! That's an order!" -Jean Rasczak after his troops defeated a whole herd of giant bugs in Starship Troopers

6/17/02- "No cat out if its first fur was ever deceived by appearances, unlike human beings, who seem to enjoy it." -The Cat in The Last Unicorn

6/10/02- "I want a car. Chicks dig the car." -Robin
"This is why Superman works along." -Batman
in Batman & Robin

6/3/02- "Any last regrets, pig?" -Hangman
"Yeah, loosen the knot and let me go." -Rick O'Connell
[Hangman says something to Hassan in Arabic]
"Of course you don't let him go!" -Warden Hassan
when Rick is about the hang for 'having a very good time' in Cairo, Egypt in The Mummy

5/27/02- "I've got a bad feeling about this." -Young Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo (twice), Princess Leia, C-3PO, Lando Calrissian in all the Star Wars chapters

5/20/02- "You've got to stop reading so many romance novels!" -Lita
"Look whose talking! You think the paperboy likes you just because he rides by your front door ever morning!" -Mina
in Sailor Moon

5/13/02- "I'm looking for someone." -Luke Skywalker
"Looking? Found someone you have I would say. Hmmm? *laughs*." -Yoda
from Empire Strikes Back

5/6/02- "This kid's crying. Do something." -Wolverine to Jubilee in 'Days of Future Past Part II' of X-Men

4/29/02- "Eric! What happened?! Who did this to you guys?!" -Wes
"I don't know. You tell me and maybe we'll both know." -Eric
after Vypra blasts the Silver Guardians and leaves before the rangers arrive in 'Time for Lightspeed' from Power Rangers Time Force

4/22/02- "Do you know how to use that thing?" -Don Diego
"Yeah. The pointy end goes into the other man." -Alejandro
for his first fencing lesson in The Mask of Zorro

4/15/02- "You here to make fun of me too?" -Beatrice
"No, ma'am. We at the F.B.I. do not have a sense of humor we are aware of." -Kay
in Men in Black

4/8/02- "We can stay up late swapping manly stories. And in the morning... I'm making waffles!" -Donkey in Shrek

4/1/02- "Do you really think I'm royalty?" -Anya
"You know do." -Dimitri
"Then stop bossing me around!" -Anya
in Anastasia

3/25/02- "I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us all killed. Or worse, expelled!" -Hermione in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

3/18/02- "So?! We're ninja's. Not the Power Rangers!" -Leo in Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation

3/11/02- "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." -Qui-Gon Jinn in The Phantom Menace