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Who is the bloke plagiarising all the jokes from the net!!! He is running away bitten hard by my Jokes!!-Now itz your turn! I will turn an olympic moron a cheer-leader!(Call it alchemy, man!)

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This is part of Kichu's Treasure Trove! You'll find Ag Mark Jokes, Recycled Stuff, Unspun Yarn and Outright Rubbish!... Enjoy!!
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This'll make you more(!) Crazy!
CRAZY DEFINITIONS!
But do Come Back!!!!

Read this and be worldly-wise!! :

Never do today what you can postpone till tomorrow, for tomorrow it will prove unnecessary!!

Repay your debts only if you have any plans to ask for more!

He who tries to excel thee is no neighbour!

Do unto others what they would do unto you, before they get the chance!

 
This is what happens when you become addicted to my jokes!!    Six Modern Laws!

People who eat natural foods, die of natural causes!

A politician will always be there when he needs you!

If everyone else has a vaccination, you don't need one!

Beware of buying anything if the manual is more complicated than the equipment!

Good judgement comes from experience, but experience comes from bad judgement!

An accountant is someone who comes to a different conclusion when he adds up your expenses!

 
Out of the world stuff!! Catchy Slogans!

An elephant is a mouse built on Government specifications!

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!

As I said before, I never repeat myself!

Be kind to plants, eat more herbivores!

Committees do harm merely by existing!

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!

A rupee saved is Finance Minister's oversight!

It is not enough you succeed; others must fail!




This skunk too is my Fan!! Here are Some more!

I am writing a book-I have got the page numbers done!

If you don't succeed at first attempt, call it a beta-version!

Junk=Stuff you throw away

Stuff=Junk you keep!

Mary had a little lamb-the doctor was surprised!

Never accept a drink from an urologist!

Two wrongs do not make a right-but three rights make a left!

To err is human, but to forgive is not company policy!

The best way to deal with your wife-if you are right , apologise first!

And more......

The buck doesn't even slow down here!

A committee is a life form with six or more legs but no brain!

A conclusion is a place you arrive, when you get tired of thinking!

A signature reveals a man's character-sometimes his name too!

All true wisdom is nowadays found on Greeting Cards and T Shirts!

All that glitter pass for gold!

In countries under dictatorship, surgeons remove tonsils only through the anus!

All is well that ends(After all!)

Be Playful and make merry-You only live once!
  Are there any new Jokes out there in the Net which I can knock off!! Three kinds of bra's were advertised:
  • Dictatorship Bra:
      That which suppresses   the masses!
  • Religious Bra:
      That uplifts the   downtrodden!
  • Politician Bra:
      That makes mountain  out  of a molehill!
   I wish to share with you a letter to the Editor that appeared in the popular English newspaper, "The Hindu". I like it:
"Why reserve for Ladies fair
Seats that carry equal fare
Reserve for the ladies unfair
Respect sentiment, though rare.
It will be nice to sit in pairs
With no anxiety or silly cares
Touch of skin to skin no sin in pairs
Oh, silly, who cares!
Today's handsome girls will dare
And are not frightened timid hare
To lure the boys and go anywhere
With tight-fit jeans and short-cut gear!
They can sit and stand anywhere,
They are not botanical specimens rare
Drink and dance, wear and tear no care,
They are biological models who can dare!"
All the ladies are not deers;
Nor all Romeos burly bears.
Shoulders bare attract the bear
So, better you dress with modest care.
Show your charm, no harm
With feelings warm.
Trust begets trust-you see
For my advice, no fee!

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Craziness Guaranteed! Some updated Proverbs!

Honesty is the policy that never matures for payment!

Success often comes to those who blare and bark; it seldom goes to the inarticulate!

A friend in need, is a friend to avoid!!

What is sauce for the goose never reaches the gander!

Time and tide will always wait for the VIP!

Reading maketh a full nerd, writing an egg head and speaking a fearful dread!

Eat, drink and be merry, else tomorrow we die!

Justice delayed is advocate longer paid!

If you want to achieve success, peck, burrow, bray and kneel!

He who sows the wind leaves others to reap the whirlwind!

Charity begins at home-and stays there mostly!

If you don't succeed at first attempt, bluff and bribe again!

Shirk while you work and flay while you play, that is the way to be snappy and to stay!

Truth will triumph at the end-when it is no longer of consequence!

Empty vessels make the most sound-and reach the final round!

People get the Government they serve!

A man is known by his companies that flop!


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