THE CONES CHAPTER 3.

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BEFORE

AFTER

CONE WARS!

After hearing the reports of the mysterious disappearance of 300 Cones from Scarborough, the C.R.A. (Cone Republican Army) has declared War!
The Sweep News was exclusively on hand to photograph the Cone Army, as it prepared to invade the seaside town. The direct action by the radical group has been condemned by the Union of Cones, who stated that appeals had gone out in newspapers and on television for the safe return of the missing Cones and they still held out hope that diplomatic channels would result in their safe return.
Whilst a spokes cone from the C.R.A. did agree to meet with the Union of Cones, a break away faction, known as the ‘Real Cone Republican Army,’ was reported to be in skirmishes on the edge of the Town. 

THE FORGOTTEN ICE CREAM CONE. MAY HIS SACRIFICE NOT BE IN VAIN!

“We will fight them on the beaches!” So said a group of Ice Cream Cones who joined The Traffic Cone Army in their fight for their cone-napped comrades.
Sadly, as in many great battles, the weather played its part. In this case, it was hot and sunny and the ice cream cones melted! 

The Cone Republican Army has prepared itself for air strikes. To date however there have been no reported bombings by any aircraft, although a seagull did do a plop near to the anti aircraft cones and was subsequently blown out of the sky! 

A spokes cone for the C.R.A. gave an ultimatum to the people of Scarborough; “The missing Cones must be freed immediately or they will learn the meaning of Cone Power!” 
The Real C.R.A. stated that they would continue their campaign anyway, as it was better than hanging around on the streets! 

 

 

CONES ON TOUR

Mt. Fuji in Japan, has been visited by large numbers of people each year. Surprisingly however the number of cones visiting the popular tourist destination, seems to be on the increase. Despite the total lack of Cone-Friendly  hotels or shops, and the complete lack of road side gutters and road works, cones are reportedly flocking there. These two lovebirds, were spotted admiring the mountain by the side of Lake Kawaguchi.