Funny Things Part 2

You ain't shit without your homeboys

Sex is like the ocean, the deeper you get the wetter you get.

Don't hate the playa, hate the damn game

Don't have me because I'm beautiful , hate me cuz your man thinks so

I may be a bitch , but I'm pick of the liter

You say bitch as if its a bad thing

It would be to your best intrest to not piss me off

I'm a teaser, I'ma squeezer, I'ma midnight pleaser!.

Hold my purse well I kiss your man

Lifes like a vaginia, Go in when it opens.

baby if ya kiss me, don't be sassy, use ya tongue 'n' make it nasty

My gurls 'n' I be shaken our hips , the guyz be lickin der lips, the gurls all wanna be us, 'n' the guyz just wanna freak us.

I was going to kill the sexiest person yesterday, But then i relized sucide is a crime.

Don't frown you never know whos falling in love with your smile.

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to ctach ya heart.

Don't cry over someone, who won't cry over you.

The hardest thing in life is to watch the perosn you love , love someone else.

Guyz are like Roses, so watch out for the pricks

If someone betrays you once its his/her fault but if they betray you twice its your fault.

sex is evil, evil is sin, sin id forgivin, so stick it in, lets begin.

Hold my purse, well i kiss your boyfriend

Don't drink and drive, you might go over a bump and drop your beer

Don't drink and drive, When you could get high and fly

Stoners live and Stoners die in the end we all get high, life is like a gravel road never flat alwatz stoned,if in life you don't sussecced, fuck the world and take a toke.

When my moma ask me will i ever chage. I tell her ya, but its clear I'll stay the same til the end of time(-2pac)

Don't hate me cuZ you ain't me

good year,good luck,get laid,get fucked,drink beer,smoke pot, hope to hell you don't get caught.

a peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss ain't a kiss without tongue.

east to the sea, west to the land, death to the bitch that touches ma man.

Al the preppies think there cool but think again cuz stoners rule.

What happens , happens for a reason.

I'm like pringles ones you pop you can't stop

Mama said knock you out.

Don't let you game play you, play the game

If it weren't for the bullet, we wouldn't fear the gun

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but i can't get my head that far up my ass.

i may not be fred flinstone but I can make ya bed rock.

so many guyz, so little time.

All you BITCHES who don't like me, One word JEALOUSY

ALCOHOL-who needs memory

When i die bury my upside down in the grass , So I can fuck the world one last time and all you fuckers can kiss my ass

Pot2pot coke2coke fuck this shit take a toke, lifes a bitch , then we die, so fuck the world and lets get high!

East to the sea, Wast to the land ,
Deat to the bitch, who touches my man

If you need a nickle, I'll give you a dime,
If you need a man bitch don't fuck with mine

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty, what the fuck happened to you?

God made men first because you always need a rough draft,
before the master piece!

God loves stupid people, thats why he made so many men

Only good gurls go to heaven, I wasn't invited

Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can't stop

Childern in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause childern

Roses are red, apples are sour, open your legs and i'll show you some power

If vodka was water and i was a duck i'd sink to the bottom and never come up, but vodka aint water and i aint a duck so give me the drink and shut the f*ck up....

Weed, speed,birth control, sex,drugs,rock'n'roll,drink a 40, smoke a bowl,lifes a bitch, then you die, so fuck the world lets all get high!

Lifes a cock when it gets hard fuck it.

Only god can judge me(-2pac)

><< A GIRL'S FIRST TIME!!!
>
>(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
>It's your first time. Asyou lie back your muscles tighten.
>You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
>refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
>He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head
>bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the
>first time his finger has found the
>right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your
>body tenses; but he's gentle like
>he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes
>nd tells you to trust him - he's done this many
>times before. His cool smile relaxes
>you and you open wider to give him more room for
>an easy entrance.You begin
>to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly
>takes his time, wanting to
>cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses
>closer,going deeper, you feel the
>tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and
>you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
>He looks at you concerned and asks
>you if it's too painful.Your eyes are filled with
>tears but you shake your head and
>nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with
>skill but you are now too numb to feel him within
>you. After a few moments, you feel
>something bursting within you and he pulls it out
>of you, you lay panting,
>glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling
>warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you
>have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding
>experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After
>all,it was your first time to have a
>tooth pulled.
>Naughty, Naughty! What
>were you thinkin'?PERVERT I know what you were
>thinkin!!

~YOU CANT ASK THE SUN 2 ALWAYZ SHINE B/C THE CLOUDES EXISIT, YOU CANT ASK LEAVES 2 NEVER FALL B/C WIND EXISIT,AND YOU CANT EXPECT ME 2 NEVER LOVE B/C YOU EXISIT ~

my fantasy* has turned 2 *madness*, all my *goodness* has turned 2 *badness*
my *NEED* to have you has taken my soul
my heart is goin *KRAZY* and itz loosin *controll*

as i lay me down to sleep
with a 40 at my feet,
if by chance i never wake
tell my crew i drank it STRAIGHT

tricks get tricked and playaz get played...so be a pimp cuz pimps get laid~

immature love says*I LOVE YOU BECAUSE I NEED YOU,mature love says* I NEeD YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!~~~

men may wear the pants in the relationship...but i control the ZipPaaaAaAaA

im a lil angel....SHORT n SWEET
even tho im innocent,piss me off and i promise youl get beat