Combinations
What's the Difference?
Christmas
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Psychologist vs. Psychiatrist
Light Bulb Jokes
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Adult Jokes
Light Bulb Jokes.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.


How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.


How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes nine visits.


How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
"How long have you been having this phantasy?"
"Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"
"One, but he must consult the DSM-IV."


How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.


How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?
"How many do you think it takes?"


How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis...er... I mean ladder!


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