| Light Bulb Jokes. 
   How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
 
 How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
 
 How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but it takes nine visits.
 
 How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?"How long have you been having this phantasy?"
 "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"
 "One, but he must consult the DSM-IV."
 
 How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.
 
 How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?"How many do you think it takes?"
 
 How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis...er... I mean ladder!
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