I added back on some pages I had previously deleted:

 

Poetry Corner, and

 

 

I added a new page about The Microdogs, which is actually a series of emails posted by an anonymous individual on the A.H. Robins mainframe in 1987.

 

Also, I changed the Mini Polls to "random" and added back in some old Mini Polls. This means that every time you come to this site, the mini poll will be different. At least in theory.

 

I finally updated the entry on Love In Living Color (or Colour, for my Canadian fans)

 

I added two new Funny Things I've Said

 

I also added one new Stupid Song

 

Well, if you click on Things You Won't See Anywhere Else, you'll see that I added a column on the right that kind of sorts certain entries by subject matter, which makes the thoughts that I write about here a lot less random. But a little easier anyway.

 

The topics are

Men & Women, and

 

Also, I updated an entry from way back to August 4, 2001.

 

Also, I added two new pages about History that were originally written for a history class being taken by the absolute most perfect woman in the history of the universe. I was just helping out. Anyway, one of them got an 'A'....

 

The new ones are The Three Revolutions and The Spread of European Influence. There was also a third one about World War I which was an expansion of the WWI entry I already wrote, but I don't have a copy of that....

 

I upgraded my account, so no ads! Rock and Roll! My friend Diana has also helped me update my Doofus page, check it out it is so totally cool!

 

I made a brand new entry about how I Lost My Watch, I posted one new Stupid Song, and updated my entry on Bewitched.

 

I got a call from a guy I went to High School with and he linked me to these forums set up by another guy from our class. The guy who set up the forums has a website you can click on here. Anyway, the forums were so cool that I made all new forums!!! You have to register first, but then you can POST AWAY on the forums!!! YEAH!!!

 

I added two new Funny Things I've Said, and got a letter about my entry on Bewitched.

 

I added two new Funny Things I've Said, a new picture to my entry called Life Sucks, and a new picture to my inappropriately titled entry from yesterday

 

 

 

I added a new song to my Doofus page

 

I added two new items to Funny Things I've Said

 

I am updating my Frequently Asked Questions....check it out...

 

 

I added an entry about My Job Search

 

I got an email from a guy who apparently thinks he's a teletubby

 

Check out the new entry called The Battle of Antietam, and my new (completely self-serving, egotistical) page called Funny Things I've Said...there aren't many there yet, though.

 

I've finished updating and reorganizing this site, and saved myself over 6 mb of available memory in my Tripod account!!! Yay, me! Now all I have to do is keep thinking of crap to update this page with!

 

Also, check out two new Stupid Questions I Have Actually Been Asked

 

A rare and out-of-print CD cover for Doofus greatest hits!!

 

I added one new picture to the Art Gallery, and one new item to Stupid Songs. If you've been visiting for a while, keep an eye out because I may be posting some new things soon.

 

I added three new pics to Random Jokes & Odd Pictures

 

This is the first bit of personal info that I have ever posted here, but I am going through a divorce now and so haven't felt much like writing....which is why its been so long....

 

Anyhoo, I added an item to In The News

 

Why has no one taken my new Mini Poll that went up Friday?

 

I got a letter about my entry on February 20, 2003 and I responded to it without making fun of them.

 

 

Two new Stupid Songs, and one new item In The News

 

A brand new Doofus CD!

 

I moved the page Stupid Songs to this site, and added one item.

 

I added new Forums!  Check them out!  Also a new letter in Dear Mr. Doolittle

 

I added one new short entry for today, I rearranged the Contents. I also added a new page called In The News, and one new Stupid Song.

 

I am changing my Mini Poll, and I added a page called Things In My Bag

 

Check out Stupid Questions, and 30 Years of Accumulated Wisdom.

 

One new Picture in Children's Books

 

In honor of my entry from today, I added a frame to my animated gif on the home page. It's my own frozen head in a meat locker.

 

A brand new Mini Poll! Also, I changed the name of the Quizlets page to !!!

 

One new Stupid Song

 

If you read the first part of my new Claw story, then take a look at the blurbs and pictures I've added at the top of the page since I first posted it last night.

 

I finally finished entering the rest of O Glorious Day! from November 5, 2002

 

I added two new Stupid Things I've Heard

 

I added one new Stupid Song

 

I added one new face to my animated gif...this one is Random American Hero

 

 

I redrew all the self-portraits I had and combined them into one nifty animated gif on the Home Page. Or check out the full-sized one in the Art Gallery

 

Two new pics in the Art Gallery

 

One new Stupid Song

 

Two new Stupid Things I've Heard

 

A new Quizlet!

 

I added one new Stupid Song, and this one has a picture!

 

I added one new Sleestack picture to the Art Gallery

 

Three new pictures in the Art Gallery

 

One new item in Stupid Things I've Heard

 

One new letter on the Dear Mr. Doolittle page

 

Also check out the email I received about Lubbock Texas from September 7, 2002

 

I added some links to my entry about Buddy Holly, as well.

 

One new email in Dear Mr. Doolittle

 

I added one new Completely Random Thought, and a very short email at the end of my discussion of Destiny from September 17, 2002, and one new email in Dear Mr. Doolittle

 

Take my new Quizlet! And check out the old one on the  page!

 

I added one new picture to the Art Gallery, check out the Rhinostrich

 

I added song lyrics for "American Doofus" on my Doofus fan page

 

I got a very long and disturbing email posted on my Dear Mr. Doolittle page

 

I added two new Completely Random Thoughts

 

I added a section on the Doofus Fan Page With Lyrics. The first three are ones I posted before on other entries, but if you've seen them already you can skip down to the bottom and read the lyrics to "Here".

 

I don't really have any place to make note of this, but it's Buddy Holly's birthday. He would have been 67 today. It totally sucks that he's dead.

 

Ok, so check out the new email I got on Dear Mr. Doolittle. And even though I mock you, please keep sending me those emails!

 

Check out my new Quizlet and my new emails from Dear Mr. Doolittle

 

One new Stupid Question.

 

Today I added a very short entry about Books, but instead of giving it it's own page like I normally would, I have added it at the end of my entry from August 23, 2002. So if you already my Ramblings from the 23, go back and read my book entry.

 

I updated Stupid Songs. It's a song from the 80's.

 

I also added a fan page for Doofus, my fake band.

 

I got a new email. Check it out in Dear Mr. Doolittle

 

I changed my Quizlet again!!! Check out the new one!

 

I added three TV shows to my list of Generic Things

 

I added two little short Dreams, and based on the fact that everyone seemed to be voting for Stupid Questions, I went ahead and changed my Quizlet. Check out the new one!

 

Well, good news for fans of my page called Stupid Questions I Have Actually Been Asked. Apparently, there is some kind of Redneck Society having a convention in town, and we have the keynote speakers staying at this property!!! Which will probably mean several new Stupid Questions! Check out the first one on the Stupid Questions Page now!

 

I recounted, as best I could, a conversation with my critic at the end of The Claw!!! story from

 

Two new pics in the Art Gallery

 

A brand new !

 

I added one new comment From The Mailbag at the end of my entry for August 10, 2002

 

One new Dream

 

I made up a new Quizlet, and posted the results of the last one in

 

I added a new Dream and a new Stupid Question I Have Actually Been Asked.

 

As for the Stupid Question, its funny that I told someone about it and they asked me to post it on the web page, but if they hadn't I wouldn't have even thought to do it. Because I am around stupidity so much I think I am getting immune to it. Like how you can take a frog and put it in water and gradually increase the temperature and it'll die and never get out of the water. That's how it is with me, being around so much stupidity.

 

I added a brand new picture to my Art Gallery. I also reorganized the page.

 

For those of you who were confused by the end of my story about Dr. Laser and The Cheese Wheel of Death, especially since it featured neither Dr. Laser nor a cheese wheel, your confusion is no doubt due to my forgetting to include the TO BE CONTINUED.... at the end. If you're an anal retentive or for some reason have to complete things, you can go back and read it now. But that's all it says.

 

Also I added a new page of my original artwork from previous pages.

 

I changed the Quizlet on the Home Page, and added the results of the old Quizlet to a new page I am calling

 

I added two new Stupid Things I've Heard

 

I added a picture of a Green Moon Monkey to my entry from July 15, 2002

 

Well, it's been a long, dry season for Stupid Questions. It seems like I went months with hardly any, and the ones I got were kind of lame. But it's summer now and they're back in season, and all I have to do is reach up and pick them off the stupid tree. I added two new ones, and one new item to Stupid Things I've Heard.

 

I added one Completely Random Thought about instant global communication, and one Stupid Things I've Heard

 

I responded to another redneck emailing me about the death penalty at the end of Angry Angry People on June 4, 2002

 

I never do this, but the stuff I wrote on July 5 and 6 were both so short that I've combined them into one entry for the 5.......so if you already read it, and you want to see what's next, go back to that same page.

 

OK, also, check out my new item on 30 Years Of Accumulated Wisdom

 

Let's see....I added one new Completely Random Thought, a new Dream, and one item to Stupid Things I've Heard.  I also added another idea at the end of my email update to Dog Government on June 30, 2002. Also, don't forget to take the Quizlet!

 

I added a really really cool Quizlet to the home page right underneath the Sign My Guestbook Logo! Everyone check it out, it's so cool!

 

I also added an email commenting on my theory about Dog Governement from June 30, 2002

 

Two new Dreams. They're both about TV shows. Weird.

 

Please also check out the new pictures in the entry from June 20, 2002 entitled How I Got Sick & How I Got Better & Everything That Happened In-Between. I changed the picture of the cannibal and I added a picture of a pagan voodoo banana god.

 

I added two pictures to my Children's Books page. Also, yesterday I added a new item to my list of Stupid Things I've Heard

 

I added three new Stupid Things I've Heard

 

I did some stuff yesterday and didn't put it here, so I am putting it here now, even though technically it's not new, it's already a day old. I added three items to 30 Years Of Accumulated Wisdom, a new Dream, and a letter updating my Stupid Songs (it's near the bottom, where someone told me the name of an artist that I had previously called "Unknown Pop Star"). Also I changed the picture of The Claw! from June 17, 2002 to add a picture of the moon with some clouds to give it a more mysterious feel.

 

If anyone ever even still looks at my first web site, you may have noticed that it's shrinking. And a lot of the old stuff I just moved to my Completely Random Thoughts page. Anyway, read it while you can because I'm going to have to take the whole thing down soon.

 

I added updates to my Brief History of WWII from June 12, 2002. Please read them, especially if you were in any way offended by my generalizations about Europeans.

 

I changed the name of my Mailbag to Dear Mr. Doolittle and put up a new picture, check it out!

 

Also I've finally decided on a "saying" for the home page.

 

I added two new Stupid Songs. These are a little different, in that its not the songs that are being stupid, it's me.

 

I added a brand new Completely Random Thought.

 

Also, I fixed the link from the very first Random Thoughts Page so that it now links to this Site.

 

Serious email here: Two emails telling me that the word Betty already is a slang word, and one talking about the movie Little Women. I posted the one for Little Women on my new page Dear Mr. Doolittle.

 

Keep those emails coming! I love to get them even though I totally hate you for contradicting me!

 

I added a Generic Fairy Tale and a Generic Thriller to my list of Generic Things

 

I added a Generic Romantic Comedy to my list of Generic Things

 

I also added some notes about Angry Politics in an update to my entry of June 4, 2002

 

I also made a change to this page of What's New because you may have noticed that yesterday's What's New was dated the June 7, which is today, not June 6, which it actually was, because I thought it was the 7th and not the 6th (which of course, as I've said, it actually was). So today's What's New has to include the fact that I changed the date on yesterday's What's New, which is all a great deal less complicated than I'm making it out to be.

 

I added a picture of Hitler as a cartoon bunny on my entry called Angry Angry People from June 4, 2002. Also I added a new page called Generic Things. I added two new Stupid Things I've Heard and two new Completely Random Thoughts

 

One New Stupid Question I Have Actually Been Asked...and one new Stupid Song

 

Open For Business....I made a new page about Stupid Things I've Heard, and maybe I will even include stupid things I've said myself. And maybe I already have.