To be or not to be, famous quotes of Will Ferrell
"Maybe I do or maybe i doo!"
"I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS!"
"Ill be there in two shakes
of a persian kittens whiskers"
"I drive a dodge stratus!!"
" Get off the Shed!!!"
"I dont do drugs,
so check me out :)!"
"Dear slim, my name is Marty, I'm writing this, cause I dont like to party"
"Hi there Derek,
my names little cletus, i'm here to tell you about child labor laws"
"thats hansel, he's SO hot right now"
better show up, cause i'm a hot little potato right now!"
"would you eat the moon if it were made out of ribs?"
has just changed his name to...turd...ferguson!"
" Oh im sorry did my pin get in the way of your ASS!! do me a favor
and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my face like now!!!"
"you wouldnt know true beauty if it was standing
right in front of you or if it was standing in the parking lot waiting to give you hepatitis...which it will be 10 minutes
from now... good day to you!" *wank*
"I invented the piano key neck tie what have you done? Nothing! Nothing! And i
will be a monkey's uncle if you ruin this for me! Die you wage hiking scum!!!!!!!!!"