Grab A Pencil & Some Paper! These quizzes have all been sent to me via-email...usually with the direction to send them on to 7-10 other people and I would meet the love of my life, or my luck would change for the better, and if I didn't I would really be testing fate. So...instead of filling my friends mailboxes up with this stuff, I put the ones I thought were pretty cool -- and pretty accurate, here on this page!
WHO YOU REALLY ARE This one is fun to do. You must follow the directions closely. This quiz will tell you about your true self. There are only 4 questions. If you scan all the way to the end before finishing you won't get the honest results.
Scroll slowly and do each exercise. Exercise #1: Arrange the following 5 animals according to your preference:
Cow -- Tiger -- Sheep -- Horse -- Monkey Exercise #2: Write one word to describe each of the following:
Dog -- Cat -- Rat -- Coffee -- Ocean Exercise #3: Think of somebody (who also knows you) that you can relate to the following colors.
(Name only one person for each color.)
Yellow -- Orange -- Red -- White -- GreenAre you finished?
Make sure your answers are what YOU truly feel....See intepretations below.
Exercise #1: This defines your priorities in life.
Cow means career.
Tiger means pride.
Sheep means love.
Horse means family.
Monkey means money.Exercise #2: Your description of
DOG implies your own personality
CAT implies your partner's personality
RAT implies your enemy's personality.
COFFEE is how you interpret sex.
OCEAN implies your own life.Exercise #3:
Yellow is someone who will never forget you.
Orange is someone you can consider your real friend.
Red is someone you really love.
White is your soulmate.
Green is a person you will remember for the rest of your life.
The outcome of this quiz is so Bizarre! Don't read ahead, just do it in order. It only takes about 3 minutes, and it's worth it.
First, Get a blank piece of paper and pen.
Note: When you are asked to choose names, make sure it's people you ACTUALLY KNOW, and go with your first instincts!
Scroll down one line at a time - don't read ahead or you'll ruin your fun!!1.) First, write the numbers 1 through 9 in a column.
2.) Beside the 1 & 5, write down the names of members of the opposite sex, (or same sex if you're so inclined).
3.) Put anyone's name (friend/family) in the 2, 3 & 4.
4.) Write down four song titles in 6, 7, 8 and 9.
Here is the key: 1.) The person in #3 is the one that you love.
2.) The person in #5 is one you like but can't work out.
3.) You care most about the person you put in 2.
4.) The person in #3 is one who knows you very well.
5.) The person in #4 is your lucky star.
6.) The song in #8 matches the person in #2.
7.) The title in #7 matches the person in #5.
8.) #8 is the song that tells you most about your mind.
9.) #9 is the song telling how you feel about life!
1. Arrange the following in your preference.
Snow Leopard, Dolphin, Tiger, Goat, Shark. 2. The name of your best friend!
3. Write down five of your friend's for the animals in question 1.
4. Your favorite song!
5. Your favorite guy/girl friend or boy/girlfriend.
6. Your favorite number.
7. Your favorite number between 18-100.
8. What color do you like better, silver or gold.
9. Yes or No? (Just say yes or no there's no question) 10. Ok now the final and last question!!!!! Do you truely love the number 5??? Make a wish!!!!!! 1. These are the order of your priorities in life!!!!! They mean whats on the other side of the = sign. Snow leopard = money Dolphin = work Tiger = Your sex life (You go Tiger) Goat = Friends Shark = Family 2. The Bridesmaid or best man in your wedding!!!! 3. Your friends in order!!!!! Like the Snow leopard is the bestest friend you will ever ever ever ever have!!!!!!!!!! The Dolphin is your best best friend!!!!!!!!!!!! The Tiger is your best friend!!!!!!!!!!! The goat is close friend!!!!!!!!!!!! The Shark is your just plain good old friend!!!! 4. Your wedding song!!!!!!!!!! 5. The person you will marry!!!!!!!!!! 6. The numbers on your wedding cake!!!!!!!!!! 7. The age you will be when you get married!!!!!!! 8. The color of your wedding ring!!!!!!!!! 9. Yes- means you will live your married life happily and will not get a divorce!!!!!!! Or No means unfortunately you will get a divorce!!!!!!! 10. If you truely love the person in question 5 !!!!!!!!! (I hope so!!!!!!)
The Pig Test! On a blank piece of paper draw a pig. Then scroll down and read the interpretation of your pig!!
Don't scroll down until you draw your picture. You gotta draw the picture first.
The pig serves as a useful test
of the personality traits of the drawer.If the pig is drawn:
- Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
- Toward the middle, you are a realist.
- Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.- Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
- Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
- Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
- Facing rear. Hmmm, when did you last visit a pyschologist??
- With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
- With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
- With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
- With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
- The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.
- The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!! And again more is better! (Doesn't that go without saying?)
OK, who didn't draw a tail? The Ice Cream Personality Quiz
Pick your favorite of the ice cream flavors listed below and find out what it says about your personality (Edy's claims 95% accuracy):
Vanilla VANILLA: Colorful; risk takers who have high expectations of themselves, enjoys close family relationships. Gregarious, lives hectic life. Easily suggestible, expressive, idealistic; a private person. (Prototype: lovelorn housewife.)
Double Chocolate Chunk
Banana Cream Pie
Chocolate Chip
Butter Pecan
Strawberries and CreamNOW, DID YOU CHOOSE ONE?
NOW SCROLL ON DOWN...Which one are you?
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHUNK : Lively, creative, dramatic, charming; the life of the party, bored with routines. Seductive, well-dressed, extroverted, easily influenced, a follower, intuitive, enjoys intimate relationships. (Prototype: feminine woman, macho man.)
BANANA CREAM PIE : Easygoing, well adjusted, generous, honest. (Prototype: the perfect husband, wife, parent, or child.)
CHOCOLATE CHIP : Generous, accomplished, and competitive; charming in social situations, ambitious. A visionary, a conqueror, enjoys being catered to, a go-getter, intolerant of defeat. (Prototype: industry leaders, voted most likely to succeed in school.)
BUTTER PECAN : Orderly, perfectionistic, detail-oriented, conscientious, competitive; take charge personality. Has high standards; a perfect worker, sexually reserved, logical, intelligent, has difficulty expressing feelings for fear of hurting others, self critical. (Prototype: executive, secretary.)
STRAWBERRIES & CREAM : Shy yet emotionally robust, skeptical, detail-oriented, introverted, self-critical. Easily made to feel guilty; cranky, pessimistic, low self esteem. (Prototype: bureaucrat, journalist)
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Read this sentence:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS. Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE. Do not go back and count them again.
ANSWER: There are six F's in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds three of them. If you spotted four, you're above average. If you got five, you can thumb your nose at most anybody. If you caught six, you are a genius. There is no catch. Many people forget the "OF"'s. The human brain tends to see them as V's and not F's. Pretty weird, huh?
*a LiTtLe LoVe QuIz* Make sure you have a pen and paper to write down all of your answers ... or just a really good memory. Try to imagine this happening...
1) You are walking to your lover's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path which takes you there quickly, but it is very plain and boring. The other is curvy and full of wonderful sights on the way, but it takes quite a while to reach your loved one's house. Do you choose the short or the long path?
2) On the way, you see two rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other is full of white roses. You decide to pick 20 roses for your love. You can give your love any kind of color combination of roses that you choose. All white, 15 red and 5 white, half and half, 19 white and 1 red, whatever! What color combination do you choose?
3) You finally reach your love's house. You ring the bell and the maid answers. You can ask the maid to please get your loved one for you, or you may go upstairs and get your love yourself. Do you ask the maid or get your love yourself?
4) Now, you go upstairs to your love's room. No one is there. You want to suprise your love by leaving the roses there for them. Do you leave the roses on the bed or windowsill?
5) Later, it's time for bed. You and your loved one go to sleep in seperate rooms. You wake up early in the morning to check on your love. You enter the room. Is your love awake or sleeping?
6) It's time to go now, and you start to head back. You can take either path home now: the plain, boring one that gets you home fast or the curvy, sight filled path that you can casually take your time with and enjoy the view on your way home. Do you choose the short or long path home?
InTeRpReTaTiOnS 1) If you chose the short path to reach your love's house, you fall in love quickly, easily, and probably very often. If you chose the long path, it takes you a while to trust someone and fall in love.
2) The number of roses you choose of each color determines how much of yourself you give in a relationship and how much you expect from the other person. The number of white is how much of yourself you give, the number of red is how much you expect from your partner. For example, if you chose all white, you give yourself fully and unconditionally in a relationship.
If you chose half and half your relationships are equally balanced. Or if you chose a few more red than white you tend to take a bit more than give in a relationship.3) If you asked the maid to go get your love for you, you tend to avoid confrontation and ignore problems in your relationship for as long as possible. If you went to get your loved one yourself you always bring up problems with your partner and want them resolved quickly. You don't mind fighting once in a while.
4) If you left the roses on the bed, you're very attached and you want to see your love all the time. If you left the roses on the windowsill, you don't mind just seeing your love once in a while.
5) If your love is awake you want for them to change. If you chose sleeping, you love them just the way they are.
6) If you chose the short path home, you tend to fall out of love easily. You are fickle and have a tendency to bounce around from relationship to relationship. It is easy for you to get over someone. If you chose the long path home, you stay in love for a long time. When you fall, you fall hard.
I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. So anyway, one day he went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub, and it was full of ice and he was sore all over. When he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD BEEN STOLEN and he saw a note on his mirror that said "Call 911!" But he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled "Join the crew!" He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who was working on software to save us from Armageddon when the year 2000 rolls around. And it's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages. His program will prevent a global disaster in which all the computers get together and distribute the $250 Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates. (It's true-I read it all last week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail to everyone I know.) The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his missing kidneys, but reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that said, "Welcome to the world of AIDS." Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital -- the one where that little boy who is dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send him an e-mail and the American Cancer Society has agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he receives. I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x's and o's in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to 20 people you will have good luck but 10 people you will only have OK luck and if you send it to less than 10 people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS). So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on the way he noticed another car driving along without its lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation.
STOP THE INSANITY!
NO URBAN LEGEND EMAIL STRINGS IN 1999!
Virus Alert
The Mother Of All VirusesIf you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play -- except Yanni CD's. With them it doubles the volume.
It will automatically download kiddie porn to your hard drive and then notify the authorities.
It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
It will drink all your good beer and replace it I.C. Light.
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will talk nasty about your mother.
Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jam and bellybutton fuzz (be honest, you have some) to migrate behind your ears.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card-- the only card stripe it didn't demagnetize.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.
It will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Tinea.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
It will replace all your luncheon meat with beef tongue.
It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to smell like dill pickles-- but, on the plus side, they're kosher dills.
It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
These are just a few signs of infection. Beware.
I think this is the best one of this type of email I've seen yet! You must follow the rules on this one exactly, otherwise it won't work.
It's really scary how this works out. First, get a pen (or pencil) and paper.
Second, write the numbers one through six in a column.
Next to number one, write any number...
Next to number two, write the name of anyone to whom you are really attracted (excluding spouses and current significant others)...
Next to three, write down the first color you can think of...
Next to number four, write the name of your first pet (when you were a kid, growing up)....
Next to number five write down the name of the first family member that comes to mind...
Next to number six write down the name of the second family member that comes to mind...Here are the answers....
The number next to number one show how many times you should be smashed over the head with a baseball bat for thinking that stupid e-mails like this actually mean anything....
The person named next to number two is someone who will never sleep with you because you waste your time on something like this....
The color you picked means nothing. It's a color for goodness sake...
Number four gives you the name of a dead animal....
Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrassed to be related to you.....
GOTCHA!!! :)
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This is pretty cool. This is a psych test. There are five things going on simultaneously which need to be taken care of:
1. The telephone is ringing.
2. The baby is crying.
3. Someone knocks at the front door or rings the doorbell.
4. There is laundry hanging on the line outside and it begins to rain.
5. The water faucet in the kitchen is running.In what order do you take care of the problems? Jot down your order, and scroll down after you've made your decision.
Each represents something in your life.
1. The phone represents...... your job or career.
2. The baby represents...... your family.
3. The visitor represents......your friends.
4. The laundry represents...... your sex life.Makes you think, eh??? Hmmmmmmm How close did this test match your priorities in Life?
