I hear you cry.
It's a very special web page award given out in the name of Our Lady Of The Spandex Erin Gray. Followers of the Order of Spandex are automatically awarded with this trophy. It is also awarded to those who have shown great services above and beyond the call of duty to the Dung.
It's very simple.
Absolutely bugger all! But all genuine Golden Lobsters are listed below and the Golden Lobsters awarded all link back to this page.
Well it doesn't. But here are the people who have been awarded this, er... award. Damn! I could have worded that better.
First off, us of course. You don't think we'd invent this award and not have one ourselves do you?
Secondly, Mary the Dung fan. Yes, this poor deluded creature sent us a praisemail so we branded her with a Golden Lobster. Wasn't that nice of us?
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