Top ten things that will never happen on Voyager

10. Janeway encounters Q and asks him to take the ship home.

9. Janeway takes any chance to get home.

8. Voyager is attacked, and none of the crew is hurt by an exploding plasma conduit.

7. Voyager is not attacked.

6. At the end of an episode, Voyager is in better shape than at the beginning.

5. Voyager encounters a completely intact cube and is immediately destroyed like usual starships.

4. Voyager runs out of shuttles/crew members.

3. A shuttle gets into an electromagnetic atmospheric turbulence. However, due to the excellent pilot abilities of Janeway/Chakotay/Tuvok the shuttle lands safely.

2. The crew are forced to play in a Shakespeare drama instead of just loitering in the holodeck.

1. Neelix discovers the secret of tasteful clothing.

From "Ex Astris Siencia". There's more where that came from!

One of my all-time favorites is Top Ten (or twenty, or forty...) Voyager Pranks As you can tell, it's grown from the original format. The first ten are still the best, though.

There are several lists that let you know when you've been watching too much Star Trek.

Another favorite: Top ten tourism slogans in the Star Trek universe

I didn't know the Enterprise-D had bumper stickers!

Watch out for the Top ten pranks at Q university

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There are lots of original and linked lists at startrek.about.com, garunteed to have you rolling in the aisles!

The ultimate list of lists is at Dar's Star Trek Vault.