| These are the minor characters of Sithy's World. They may only appear once throughout the comics, or have small cameos in a few different stories. But without the minor characters, the major characters would get very bored of each other and start fighting. And we wouldn't want that, would we? Well, here are the minor characters: (Click to find out more) |
Dr. Suzuki
Dr. Suzuki is a friendly if absent-minded scientist at the Human Genome Project. He also stars in Mr. H. Raisin's fiendish torture videos. Dr. Suzuki's major quirks are misplacing files of DNA and being killed by his accidentaly- created creatures. (If you're the real Dr. Suzuki... sorry! Please don't sue me; it's all in good fun!)
Patricio
Patricio is Sithy's chief minion. He is yet to star in a comic, although he plays a brief part in "The Frying Pan Saga." Patricio does, however, play small roles in a few stories.
The Reading Strategies Child
The Reading Strategies Child is the unwanted admirer of Ai-mi. He seeks her hand throughout several sagas, unsuccessfully, for Ai-mi will love only J. (He also attempted to hit on Sithy once.... big mistake. BIG mistake.)
The Author/Cartoonist
The Author/Cartoonist makes appearances in a few comics and stories. She is basically omnipotent, appearing whenever she wishes to annoy her characters. (Ah, the power of the cartoonist!- direct Author/Cartoonist quote.)
JK
JK is the first part of JK3R0T. He is a boy with a detached, living third row of teeth. (JK3R0T is a major character; don't you find it ironic that a person is less important than his teeth? Just a thought.) JK is infamous for his "List" of girls he's going to ask to Homecoming/Prom.
Dick Clark
Dick Clark is the favorite celebrity of Mr. H. Raisin, who wears a mutating "I love Dick Clark" shirt. As lord and master of all living commercially-dried fruits, including karate-chopping giant raisins, he is often called upon by his #1 fan to help him out. (If the real Dick Clark happens to look at this, please read the Dr. Suzuki note above.)
Mysterious Head
The Mysterious Head lives in Hell with Cookie, making wisecracks at the most inappropriate times. His 'body' is always just beyond the border of the panel; thus hiding his identity from all viewers. But he cannot hide forever...
Rabbibert
Rabbibert is the friendly host of a PBS children's show. Dressed in a round robe and black hat, nothing can be seen of him but his nose, mouth, and beard, making his true identity a mystery. (Of course, all the characters know who he is.)
Fairy God-Beth
Fairy God-Beth is Ai-Mi's Fairy Godmother. Because of her many unrequited loves (the list is too long to put on this page), she has dedicated herself to helping those in similar situations. Thus, she plots to win J for Ai-Mi. But will she succeed......?
The Faerie Queene
The Faerie Queene is a male ballerina (No, don't correct me! If I say he's a ballerina, he durn(Cookie-quote) well is a ballerina!) and chess player. He has an unnaturally large ego, and is famous for his 'lifelong love of the month.'
Richard Simmons
Believe it or not, Richard Simmons is not the Richard Simmons you've all heard of. He just happens to look like, dress like, act like, and have the same name as him. (As opposed to Dick Clark, who is actually Dick Clark.) However, instead of Sweatin' to the Oldies, he prefers sweatin' to.... we won't go there.
Friar Tuck
Friar Tuck is not a friar, although he sometimes dresses like one. He is famous for his love of CB's, the way he rearranges his hair, and his quotes:'Go away. Just.... go away' and 'We don't associate with her anymore.' Also called Romeo. The name is.... sort of ironic.
Paulus
Paulus is a boy who was created by J by adding strange chemicals to a Camel-smoking mutt. He wears his hair in a most distinctive flat-top style, and has one quote:'Whoa.'
Mrs. F
(Note:not her real name.) Mrs. F. is the orchestra director. She plays very small parts in the stories, usually providing motherly solace for her distraught student, Oric, when he has a clash with Kerry or a run-in with an angry Ai-mi. She also says, 'Don't whack the last note,' an order Kerry never is able to obey... (Oh, my!)
DarkLordOfTheSith
The DarkLordOfTheSith is neither a lord nor someone of the Sith. She's actually an English teacher much hormonally-admired by J... or so Ai-Mi thinks. She is very cheerful and friendly, except in the presence of Ai-mi or Susan.
Susan
Susan is a young girl who is, unfortunately, madly in love with J, although she attempts to cover it up for self-defense. Ai-Mi is in the process of carrying out a sithy plot to keep poor Sue away from "her" (Aimi's) man... As queen of Xbbted, she goes by Queen Nadine.
The BELL-hop
The BELL-hop is the bell hop at a hotel, who performs bell services for the guests. She is also sometimes seen at the Spaghetti-O factory. She also happens to be the person Friar Tuck 'doesn't associate with anymore.'
The Oriclets
The Oriclets are tiny invisible little beings who live on J's head in an Oriclet Utopia...almost. The only problem is that when Aimi plays with J's hair (which she often does), they get squashed and die. When Oriclets die, they turn visible and white, rather like dandruff. Hmm.....
Jeyina/J-ina
Jeyina/J-ina is the adopted daughter of J and the Author, whose marriage was arranged for the evil Mr. H. Raisin, who claimed it was 'Biology Project.' Biology Project indeed! Poor J-ina! Jeyina, aside from being dead, is madly in love with Richard, who only has eyes for Aimi... I am awaiting an outcome to this twist of fate....
Lennea
Lennea is our stereotypical dumb blonde. She is Rabbibert's secretary, but she spends more time daydreaming about fantasy romances and freudian symbols than doing her work. By the way, she was not created by me. She is a figment of Pink's imagination. (Although I caricaturized her more than a little bit...)
Celly
Celly is the dashing elf-prince of Lennea's fantasies. Impeccably dressed in a doublet and 'hosiery,' and weilding a freudi- er, sword, he often bursts into the workplace to beg for Lennea's aid and undying love. (He was also created by Pink, but his name was Celeborn back then. (Again, I sithily twisted his ever-so-serious hero beyond recognition.)
Richard
Richard is half of the Patricio-Richard scandal (confusing Mr. Payne is so much fun!) and a major character in the Richard&Ai-mi soaps. He is the beloved of Jeyina, but, unfortunately for the poor corspe, will settle for no one but Ai-mi... His quotes are "How's the bun?" and "How's life?"
Joseph
Joseph is a vampire. Whenever he gets hungry, he attempts to eat a member of the orchestra, but he is rarely successful. Unlike other vampires, he can eat things besides blood, such as, say, everything in sight. He survives the light of day by wearing an unnatural amount of sunscreen.
AA Battery
A damn good fellow. His wife Mikey was the ace of cellos and had eyes of blue an hair of yellow. They had a son they named Marcello. Thank you, thank you. *bows* OK... our favorite battery is lusted after by most of the characters on this site (yes, some males, too). However, he hasn't noticed, because he has a habit of being oblivious. (Battery:*sees Susan* Hmm... there's the girl who I didn't realize was flirting with me. Wait a minute... I still haven't realized it! D'oh! *slaps self*) Also known as Our Favorite Italian and Mercutio.
Froggie
Froggie is a frog. He can talk to Oreos (only in Japanese), has endless pockets in which he keeps fireworks and a magic comb, and wears a shirt which reads "This is the _ day I have worn this!" I have three pictures of him in various states of frogginess: normal pillow froggie
Sasquatch Benjamin Bunny, the Pink Easter Marshmallow Peep of the Silver-Lined Stomach
The full name of the Easter Bunny. He is famous for being the only semi-humanoid character with feet bigger than Oric's... He eats marshmallows with a complete disregard for peep life and has a stomach which allowed us to see the Pope. BTW, if any of you kiddies were wondering why you didn't get any Easter eggs this year, it was because the Easter Bunny was stuck on a plane all day. Pictures: human bunny
The little alien who says Znerty
Wouldn't you like to know? To be honest, I don't even know. Maybe he'll come in useful sometime...
