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Hello, and welcome to this sithy web page. If you don't know what sithy means and are too lazy to look up to the top of the page, click here. (Heh, heh, there's no way to get back without the scroll bar!) For those of you who actually read my definition, you probably have some idea of what to expect from this web page. (Don't worry, 'perverse' doesn't mean this page is for 18+ entertainment only; it is more in the intellectual sense of the word than the 'slobbering geek calling a 900 number' sense.) You need a specific sense of humor to understand this site; if you don't have it, you can look anyway, but you'll be confused or skeptical. Of course, if you want to pretend to get the jokes, you're welcome to fake a laugh or two. But be warned! I can usually tell when you're faking anything! (Not over the Internet, obviously, but then again I can't tell what you're doing at all over the Internet.) |
For those of you unfamiliar with Sithy's World, you might want to first be introduced through my character pages: | Major Characters Minor Characters. |
Without understanding the characters, you will understand next to nothing of the other pages. | |
Afterwards, you can go to my comics pages:
This week's comic is here: | Comics Page Weekly Comic |
You might notice it's changed erratically, not weekly. Eh. If you don't understand, see Revelation #2. There are other comics in comic-book style. Most of them aren't up yet! But when they do find their way to this web page, you'll find several series, from the twisted soap 'Jeys of our Lives' to the super-clichéd action comic, 'The Adventures of Herbert.' | |
For now, you will just have to put up with our stories: | Stories |
If you're confused, you can attempt to read my glossary: | Glossary |
I'm warning you, you'll probably come out more confused than before... | |
Want to see how much you've learned from my site? For an innacurate evaluation, take a quiz: | Tough Quizzes |
Want to play a part in this site? Vote at the cheese palace: | Pink's Palace of Cheese |
Or you can visit my message board, for stuff you probably won't understand (unless you're a character): | Message Board |
If you are a character and need to remember when everyone's birthday is, go here: | Birthdays |
Want to know what we actually look like? See pictures of us: | Photos |
Ever wondered which character is your true love? For a completely random and useless answer, click here: | Random Character Generator |
For a slightly more accurate answer, click here: | Character Compatibility |
From the makers of Luke's Sing-Along comes.... Songs of the Sith: | Songs |
Do you hate me or want to see what people who do have to say? Or are you interested in the long, long, long list of things I hate? Go to my hate page: | The Hate Page |
Do you want to know the true extent of our insanity? Read our dreams: | Dreams |
Want to see something really useless? (As if the other stuff is useful...): | Luke's Red Convertible List |
More useless things: | The "Lets" Patricio's Slambook Urkeestraw Cards Really Bad Jokes by Various Characters |
If you're feeling sadomasochistic, read my writing: | Bad Writing |
Want to pay tribute to our beloved icon, the I(BR)LS? Go here: | The I(BR)LS Page |
For Italian translations of our favorite words and 42 ways to say fish, click here: | The Italian Fish Page |
Need help naming your band? For completely useless suggestions, click here: | Sithy Band Names |
Strange sentences to help memorize vocabulary words: | Vocab Sentences |
Scared out of your wits? You might just want to take a visit to my friendly page for non-characters: | Not-a-Character Friendly Page |
This Saturday Night Webring site is owned by dame sithy. Want to join the Saturday Night Webring? |
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That was the end, if you didn't notice. If you read on, you'll only find random letters of no importance at all. |
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