Hello, and welcome to my homepage. Boring isn't it? I can't even put backgrounds on it or anything. Anyway, on this and a couple of other linked pages will be all manner of useful and important information which you will probably find incredibly handy one day, maybe even saving your life (It's that good). There will be a page dedicated to wolves and wolf related topics... such as more wolves. I might say hello to some people, but then I might not, depending on how anti-social I am feeling at the time. I am still deciding what I want to put on it really, so who knows? Since this page has been active, it has been visited by many famous personalities, and some of them have left their comments about it. Here are a few select choices: Sean Connery: 'I wash amashed when I visited this homepage. I thought it wash fantashtic and a remarkable job well done. It has changed my life forever and I have now found inner peace. I think it should be tchurned into a film, it's THAT good.' David Duchovny (X-Files): I thought this page was a pile of crap. Poorly designed and layed out, the content was boring and dull, I hated it. I could have done better with my eyes closed, in fact, I had a go, and it was better. So there. Shite. Alicia Silverstone (Batman and Robin): 'Well... I was going to look at it, but then the Bat Signal went up and I had to go and turn into, well, Batgirl, obviously. I know it was just a film and everything, but I thought it was so good that I should actually 'become' Batgirl! It's not as easy as i thought it would be though, when I tried to arrest these muggers, they just laughed and beat me up, and that costume is damned awkward to move around in.' Arnold Schwarzennegar: 'I'll be back!' Us: 'Yes, but what did you think of the page?' Arnie: 'I'll be back!' Us: Y'es! But what did...' Arnie: 'I'll be back!!' Us: 'Fine.' Pamela Anderson (Baywatch): 'I tried to get to the page, but my computer screen was all blank and I couldn't fix it! (Someone points out that it's not turned on) Oh! I see!... What do I do now? Oh it's all so complicated don't you think?' Alien (Alien, Aliens, Alien ressurection): 'Well, I thought it was pretty good myself, although perhaps there should be a bit more about the possibilities of there being extra-terrestrial life out there, I mean, I don't want to get pushy or anything, but it would be nice if we were acknowledged, you know? ... Pardon? ... A puppet! What!? What are you talking about man!... Oh God!... He's right! I hope you realise that I've been mentally scarred for life now. Bastard.' T-Rex (Jurassic Park, Lost world): RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! So there you have it. If you want to see more comments from the famous types who have visited this page, then let me know.Here is some obligatory tedious information about myself. I am a student currently studying for a degree in Mud Studies at a secret military installation somewhere near your house. At the moment I am currently working on a project to construct and underwater city, from mud, by myself. While I am not at university, I live at home in a disused underground mineshaft in the mountains of Wales, which is where my family lives. Myself, I am five years old, three feet tall and I weigh somewhere around 680lbs. I have hair and two eyes. I also have a pet wolf, who's name is 'Starkers', although it will only answer to 'Tarquin'. Why? I do not know. It survives by eating dust which collects in piles around the house. The neighbourhood where I live is quite nice, except that there has been a feud going on for the last 50 years. This means that there is a lot of pensioners who occasionally come out in big gangs and try to do each other in with sharpened zimmer frames and walking sticks. My hobbies include spying on people, where I often carry out complete surveillance operations on the other residents without being detected. Salt chewing and spoon throwing. I also sometimes like to play Russian-Roulette-Assassin-Chess, where one of my pieces and one of the opponents are wired up to explosives placed beneath the chairs. It's hilarious. Some people will know that this is the second incarnation of my homepage, in which case they will know that I listed my interests as Sci-fi, fantasy, reading, wildlife, films, drawing etc. These have now changed to Gun running, stealing, fighting and vandalism. This is probably the effect that living Wolverhampton has had on me. Don't go there. It is bad. And don't forget. Please sign my guestbook. If you are lucky then you may win a replica model of a cat. At 1/10 scale and accurately moulded from chewed up potato, it is sure to make a pleasing thingy which you can place on your television, bookshelf, or bin. My Childhood: This is interesting because I was actually brought up by wolves. I fell out of an aeroplane over Nothern Canada when I was very young, and luckily survived when my fall was broken by a small Japanese Tourist, who had got lost trying to return to the tour bus. I would surely have perished in the inhospitable wastes if I had not been found by a pack of wolves. At first they tried to eat me, and I was quite badly mauled. I thought that I was going to die. In a final bid to save my life, I offered the wolves a packet of digestive biscuits from the backpack I was wearing at the time. This seemed to have a profound effect, and almost immediately, the wolves stopped biting me so much. Eventually they dragged me to their den where I was safe from the ravaging winds of the frozen North. After a few weeks I became great friends with the wolf pack, becoming 'One of the pack' if you like, although I have my suspicions that they were just hoping for more digestives. The months and years dragged on and I learned a great deal about the wolves and the way they inter-related in the pack. I was eventually found by a group of Japanese tourists who had come back to find their friend.
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