[-StarCraft] Leeris leers at Lis with this char too 'cause it's kewler ;)

[-StarCraft] Lis spanks Leeris. Go take a cold shower.

[-StarCraft] Leeris already took one today though.

[-StarCraft] Lis guesses it wasn't cold enough.

[-StarCraft] Leeris: it was, but it was this morning. Mrowr.

[-StarCraft] Libby just blinks. "Dipri?"

[-StarCraft] Rosuma chuckles - Yes, and Leeris...;)

[-StarCraft] Leeris flutters. "I switched to L."

[-StarCraft] Leeris whuffles Libbs!

[-StarCraft] Libby doesn't ask but pokes Leeris. "Why didn't you tell me about that website of yours?" *glares*

[-StarCraft] Leeris pokes Libby. "I told everyone?"

[-StarCraft] Libby blinks and hadn't read that when she typed. "I had that up at school. Rick nearly died laughing at me." *sulks*

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Eh?

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Which part of it? :P

[-StarCraft] Libby: Mostly the lawnmower bit, but some of the other bits too

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Heehee!

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Not my fault. I just quoted.

[-StarCraft] Libby pokes and just dies all over the channel. Splat.

[-StarCraft] Daja blinkies?

[-StarCraft] Dipri ain't cleaning up the mess!

[-StarCraft] Leeris hees!

[-StarCraft] Caelia ducks out of the way

[-StarCraft] Naomi revives Libbs. How often do I do this?

[-StarCraft] Libby thankies Naomi and has been walking around school muttering 'I'm gonna kill Keris' all day.

[-StarCraft] Leeris: My what?

[-StarCraft] Lis eyes Keris.

[-StarCraft] Naomi eeps?

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Oh, you've been muttering all day!

[-StarCraft] Leeris hees! "You said it, not me :P I just pasted ;)"

[-StarCraft] Naomi eyes Keris.

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Why am I getting eyed?

[-StarCraft] Caelia eyes Lis and Naomi eyeing Keris.

[-StarCraft] Lis: Why not? ;)

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Wait, Leeris is. He's my alter-ego.

[-StarCraft] Dabrina has joined this channel.

[-StarCraft] Naomi oys and eyes everyone. Bah! Why do you think, Leery?

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Yay! Dabrina!

[-StarCraft] Naomi hees.

[-StarCraft] Leeris leers.

[-StarCraft] Lis bites.

[-StarCraft] Leeris leers.

[-StarCraft] Lis bites.

[-StarCraft] Leeris leers.

[-StarCraft] Dabrina eyes Daja's aliases. Which Valentine?

[-StarCraft] Lis thinks it's gone on long enough!

You leer at Lis

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Right.

[-StarCraft] Libby thinks she should have just shut the mutt up, but never mind.

[-StarCraft] Caelia backs away a little from all this leering...

[-StarCraft] Lis pokes Leeris. You're scarring the innocents!

[-StarCraft] Leeris is. *leer*

[-StarCraft] Libby unblokes her phone line and will be back after raising hell. "I mean, raising tents......"

[-StarCraft] Keris: Pah. Happy now?

[-StarCraft] Dabrina (to Keris): no!

[-StarCraft] Keris: How can you unbloke a phone?

[-StarCraft] Dabrina: I want Leeris back!

[-StarCraft] Keris sniffs at Dabs. "Lis told me to."

[-StarCraft] Naomi would be happier if there were Neris's and Nis's running around. Nabrina sounds cool.

[-StarCraft] Lis preens at Keris. Good slave.

[-StarCraft] Dabrina outranks Lis! :P

[-StarCraft] Libby: Phone line, Uncle Err! *goes*

[-StarCraft] Libby does a little dance, takes a bow, blows everyone a kiss and finally closes her starry eyes.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Ooh, yah.

[-StarCraft] Leeris is baaaaaaaack!

[-StarCraft] Leeris leers at Lis.

[-StarCraft] Dabrina beams and cuddles the Leeris!

[-StarCraft] Lis bites Keris.

[-StarCraft] Dabrina hands Roz a mop :P

[-StarCraft] Neris hees.

[-StarCraft] Neris likes this!

[-StarCraft] Lis sulks at Dabrina. But I have a big green proddy lump!

[-StarCraft] Leeris leers at Dabs.

[-StarCraft] Dabrina: oh, well proddy things are cool too ;)

[-StarCraft] Nis hees too.

[-StarCraft] Leeris will be proddy. Whoo-hoo!

[-StarCraft] Nis eyes.

[-StarCraft] Jorina sighs, "What is with all these name changes?"

[-StarCraft] Leeris changed his in honor of Lis.

[-StarCraft] Leeris leers at Lis.

[-StarCraft] Lis sits on Keris.

[-StarCraft] Leeris purrs.

[-StarCraft] Lis steals you away to her weyr for a week.

[-StarCraft] Leeris ooohs and dances and leers!

[-StarCraft] Lis giggles. Big empty weyr. Gets lonely, you know. ;)

[-StarCraft] Etain: Leeris? Should I hide

[-StarCraft] Naomi thinks so.

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Yup.

[-StarCraft] Etain hides then.

[-StarCraft] Etain eyes. Dipri? Can I change my name of can I hide?

[-StarCraft] Naomi thinks Dtain sounds bad... Maybe Netain?

[-StarCraft] Etain: Ftian?

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Ltain.

[-StarCraft] Leeris: You can put in before your name. Letain.

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Detain. Hee!

[-StarCraft] Naomi nahhs. Netain. Trust me on this one. Ns are cool.

[-StarCraft] Libby decides she really is gonna kill Keris......

[-StarCraft] Leeris whines! "Why, Libbs, after I made you famous?"

[-StarCraft] Leeris smirks.

[-StarCraft] Etain couldn't let you kill Keris. Leeris naybe, not Keris

[-StarCraft] Saomi shakes her head. I like Leeris better.

[-StarCraft] Etain debates Netain or Niate

[-StarCraft] Libby pokes Keris. "You made my sound like even more of a moroon than I am!"

[-StarCraft] Leeris beams at Libbs. "Again, I didn't make anything ;) Just pasted."

[-StarCraft] Libby decides she hates Keris, and is gonna have to murder Rick as well

[-StarCraft] Naomi murders Rick!

[-StarCraft] Naomi: who's rick?

[-StarCraft] Neris pouts.

[-StarCraft] Naomi grins. I like NERIS!!!!

[-StarCraft] Neris still thinks it sounds like Nherys.

[-StarCraft] Naomi doesn't. Keep it! *smooches*

[-StarCraft] Dipri nods. Too much like Nherys, which is a holy name.

[-StarCraft] Libby is all confused now. Bleh.

[-StarCraft] Naomi pokes Dipri. I won't tell you what /your/ name sounds like...

[-StarCraft] Neris already did.

[-StarCraft] Jorina snickers.

[-StarCraft] Neris: But that was the censored version.

[-StarCraft] Netain waves

[-StarCraft] Naomi grrs and bites Dipri. NETAIN!!!!! I love you guys!

[-StarCraft] Ceris ha!s and makes fun of Dipri.

[-StarCraft] Naomi thinks anything that starts with "Dip" can't be good.

[-StarCraft] Dipris: Huh?

[-StarCraft] Caomi is following Ceris.

[-StarCraft] Dipris: Too late :P

[-StarCraft] Cipri beams at his followers.

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak just oys.

[-StarCraft] Cipro grins.

[-StarCraft] Libby likes her name and her L, so decides not to play with herself....

[-StarCraft] Libby: Um, my name, I mean.

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak plays with himself. Hee!

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak: That sounded bad...

[-StarCraft] Jorina tsks and sighs. "Kris! Stop! Yer making my brain swirl."

[-StarCraft] Keriss hees.

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak bounces :P

[-StarCraft] Libbs grins.

[-StarCraft] Jorina eeees and hides.

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak eyes Cipri.

*Jokes and Out-of-context Quotes (#4766) has just been sent new mail by Cipri (#11800).

Message 87 of 87 on *Jokes and Out-of-context Quotes (#4766):

Date: Thu Jul 6 12:54:14 2000 CDT

From: Cipri (#11800)

To: *Jokes and Out-of-context Quotes (#4766)

Subject: Keris finds the @rename button.

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak plays with himself. Hee!

*le Sigh* Cipri.

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[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak aiees!

[-StarCraft] Libbs hees!!!!

[-StarCraft] Cipri smirks.

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak should really, really log this...

[-StarCraft] Libbs grins. This is very good.

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak logs. Darn, I'm automasochistic.

[-StarCraft] CraftMaster is here!

[-StarCraft] Libby decides she hates everyone and wants to die. "Actually, no, I want everyone else to die!"

[-StarCraft] CraftMaster snugs Libbers.

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak wants to liiiive though!

[-StarCraft] Cipri pouts at LIbby :(

[-StarCraft] CraftMaster can /command/ you to live!

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak cackles, and worships the CraftMaster.

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak: Then again, I'm a genderless freak.

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak pouts. "Cass isn't on to I can scare her.."

[-StarCraft] CraftMaster bites genderless freak.

GenderlessFreak tickles Dadiera! Dadiera screams and flys away, wait, she can't fly, and suddenly falls to the ground with a *thump*.

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak beams :D

[-StarCraft] Cipri would also like to note, that y'all loose your aliasses by doing this;)

[-StarCraft] Jorina mumbles unintelligibly and hides in the corner, clutching her swirling brain. Stooooop.

[-StarCraft] Libby goes to put up tents and plot to kill you all........

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak doesssssn't.

[-StarCraft] CraftMaster copied and pasted them into another window.

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak is clever and uses rename.

[GroupOfFriends] GenderlessFreak has joined this channel.

GroupOfFriends has been added to your channel list.

[GroupOfFriends] Niyanne (to GenderlessFreak): Good day.

[GroupOfFriends] GenderlessFreak gets lotsa nfos. Hee ;>

[GroupOfFriends] Dealc snickers.

[GroupOfFriends] Dabrina has left this channel.

[GroupOfFriends] DJag thinks you scared Dabrina away :P

[GroupOfFriends] GenderlessFreak -->aka. Keris, in case you didn't notice :P

[GroupOfFriends] GenderlessFreak snorrrrts :P

[-StarCraft] CraftMaster bites whoever did this to her...

[-StarCraft] Jorina: Did what?

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak: Did what?

[-StarCraft] GenderlessFreak baps Riina. Don't share my braincell!

[-StarCraft] CraftMaster will bite Cip, maybe? Who did this??

[-StarCraft] CraftMaster is semi-stuck. I'll find a way out though...

[-StarCraft] Keris: Semi-stuck?

[GroupOfFriends] Dealc: Like there's any other Genderless Freaks in HT.

[GroupOfFriends] Keris bites Dealc.

Move to top!

[-StarCraft] Naomi wonders if Keris was serious when she said she logged that?

[-StarCraft] Keris baps Naomi and is male, thankyouverymuch,.

[-StarCraft] Keris is serious though :[

[-StarCraft] Naomi nods. Right. You did?

[-StarCraft] Keris: Yes?

[-StarCraft] Naomi oys.

Veldny> Jorina makes her way in from the Journeymen and Master's Lounge.

Veldny> Eve *hisses at Riina!

Veldny> Veldny **wolf-whistles.

Veldny> Jorina *blinks and jumps. The animals are talking to me!

Veldny> Veldny **isn't an animal!!

Veldny> Veldny **is insulted. Hrm.

[-StarCraft] Keris cries. "Riina called my Master an animal!"

[-StarCraft] Cipri: he is

[-StarCraft] Jorina: Veldny is a person? I thought it was a pet?

[-StarCraft] Keris sniffs at Riina. Don't you read *star?

[-StarCraft] Jorina doesn't lately.

[-StarCraft] Jorina just skims.

Veldny> Eve *bites Riina and Veld.

[-StarCraft] Keris pouts. Veldny's the hall's newest Master.

[-StarCraft] Jorina ohs. I'm sorry Veldny.

Jorina looks at Veldny.

Veldny> Veldny **forgives you.

[-StarCraft] Jorina: 62? Yipes. I'll stay away from him.

Veldny> Veldny

Veldny> Under heavy, bushy eyebrows, deep-set eyes shine with intelligence, their grayish color by no means dulled by the many Turns of reading and studying. What is left of his white hair stands on its ends in rumpled spots above his ears, doing nothing to cover his balding head. Not very tall is he, though it's hard to tell since he is usually sitting down, huddled over books and charts. Arms and legs are rather skinny, but his middle is straining against his pants, witnessing of the amount of good food he has eaten over the Turns. On his shoulder is attached an old knot, though the colors, cords and loops are unmistakable; this man is a Master of the StarCraft.

Veldny> Veldny is 62 Turns, 1 month, and 10 days old.

Veldny looks at Veldny.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Hey, he's nice!

[-StarCraft] Jorina nds, "Sure."

[-StarCraft] Naomi grins.

[-StarCraft] Cipri smirks. "Couldn't think of an age, so ya just used you IQ eh?"

[-StarCraft] Naomi grins and cackles.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Actually, I just counted the time I've been on *jokes thanks to heartless people.

[-StarCraft] Cipri: He should be 63 now.

[-StarCraft] Cipri: and does your puppet know its gender?

[-StarCraft] Keris can't have him aging that fast. "He'd be dead within a week."

[-StarCraft] Keris sulks. "Yes he does."

[-StarCraft] Naomi laughs.

[-StarCraft] Cipri laughs

[-StarCraft] Jorina: Veldny's female.

[-StarCraft] Keris: No he's not.

Object ID: #3203

Name: Veldny

Parent: Generic Baby (#1819)

Location: Main Hall Balcony (#7290)

Owner: Keris (#16771)

Flags:

Properties:

key: 0

aliases: {"Veldny", "Veld", "Vel", "ve"}

description: "Under heavy, bushy eyebrows, deep-set eyes shine with intelligence, their grayish color by no means dulled by the many Turns of reading and studying. What is left of his white hair stands on its ends in rumpled spots above his ears, doing nothing to cover his balding head. Not very tall is he, though it's hard to tell since he is usually sitting down, huddled over books and charts. Arms and legs are rather skinny, but his middle is straining against his pants, witnessing of the amount of good food he has eaten over the Turns. On his shoulder is attached an old knot, though the colors, cords and loops are unmistakable; this man is a Master of the StarCraft."

race: "Pernese"

home: #14278

father: #16771

mother: #-1

ps: "he"

po: "him"

pp: "his"

pq: "his"

pr: "himself"

psc: "He"

poc: "Him"

ppc: "His"

pqc: "His"

prc: "Himself"

gender: "male"

[-StarCraft] Cipri hmms.

[-StarCraft] Keris spanks Cipri because he's evil.

[-StarCraft] Cipri belately purrs.

[-StarCraft] Dis gave herself over to the D side. I feel so cheap.

[-StarCraft] Deris: You are cheap.

[-StarCraft] Dorkina baps Deris. "be nice."

[-StarCraft] Dis drags Deris off to a quiet part of the channel and beats some respect into him.

[-StarCraft] Deris purrs.

[-StarCraft] Dipri hands his Baseball bat to Dis. "Enjoy it."

[-StarCraft] Dis yows!

[-StarCraft] Deris hides behind Dipri.

[-StarCraft] Dorkina hands out some popcorn to the observers. This should be fun...

[-StarCraft] Dis is not an adult entertainment star. So stop watching!

[-StarCraft] Deris: Dorkina isn't an adult :P

[-StarCraft] Dorkina is so? Kinda? Sorta?

[-StarCraft] Dorkina: In a way?

[-StarCraft] Dis enjoys Dipri's baseball bat. ;P

[-StarCraft] Deris ewwws!

[-StarCraft] Dorkina mutters and covers her eyes dutifully.

[-StarCraft] Dis made Dipri idle. Hee!

[-StarCraft] Dipri: You did?

[-StarCraft] Deris: He's probably inspecting his bat.

[-StarCraft] Dis sulks.

[-StarCraft] Deris comforts Diz.

[-StarCraft] Deris: Dis even.

[-StarCraft] Deris: Hee. Ditz :P

[-StarCraft] Dis shudders. Stoppit.

Move to top!

[-StarCraft] Leeris drags out his alter-ego Leeris again ;)

[-StarCraft] Detain: And is Leeris male or female?

[-StarCraft] Derit neither? Both? ;)

[-StarCraft] Leeris leers at Detain. "What do /you/ think?"

[-StarCraft] Azdarna opens her starry eyes.

[-StarCraft] Dipri huggles the Azdarna

[-StarCraft] Leeris whuffles Azdarna!

[-StarCraft] Detain snuggle-attacks Aza and has no idea!

[-StarCraft] Derit baps the :

[-StarCraft] Derit huggle-bobms Azdarna!

[-StarCraft] Leeris changes gender according to the situation.

[-StarCraft] Azdarna: What's with the names?

[-StarCraft] Daomi shrugs.

[-StarCraft] Derit points to last on *aa

[-StarCraft] Detain ponders. Okay, who is cuter. Leeris or Keris or Dkeris? lili? Dao?

[-StarCraft] Jorina likes keris?

[-StarCraft] Jorina likes K names. ;P

[-StarCraft] Daomi hmms. Neither. I liked Neris. :)

[-StarCraft] Derit laughs :)

[-StarCraft] Cassiopeia rises up on a wave of stars so she can see all of Pern, then is set softly onto the channel.

[-StarCraft] Dipri huggles the Cassiopeia

[-StarCraft] Derit huggle-bobms Cassi!

[-StarCraft] Leeris doesn't like N that much...

[-StarCraft] Leeris whuffles Cass!

[-StarCraft] Leeris prefers K, but Leeris is kewl :P

[-StarCraft] Cassiopeia: . . . Leeris

[-StarCraft] Dazandar snickers.

[-StarCraft] Derit likes D himself :)

[-StarCraft] Leeris leers at Cass.

[-StarCraft] Detain snuggle-attacks Cass. K's D's E's and L's. Great letters. And M's too

[-StarCraft] Cassiopeia: Oh. Dear. God.

[-StarCraft] Dazandar muahs!

[-StarCraft] Leeris leers.

[-StarCraft] Leeris loves all these +fingers he's getting ;)

[-StarCraft] Tstar swats Leeris, and wants Keris back.

[-StarCraft] Dazandar laughs!

[-StarCraft] Leeris: But he's in me somewhere. I think I ate him.

[-StarCraft] Tstar splays her claws. . o O (Better cough him up then.)

[-StarCraft] Leeris ewws. "I don't wanna after watching 'Anaconda'."

[-StarCraft] Jorina thinks Leeris should do it /before/ watching 'Anaconda' then?

[-StarCraft] Leeris already saw it, Riina-dear :>

[-StarCraft] Leeris: And it was gross.

[-StarCraft] Jorina hmms. Then it doens't work, does it?

[-StarCraft] Leeris: And the cute guy was squashed :(

[-StarCraft] Jorina: Poor cute guy

[-StarCraft] Leeris sniffs. "But he was /really/ cute, and that mean snake crushed his bones. Evil."

[-StarCraft] Tstar has never seen 'aniconda' but is about to imitate the surgery channel to rescue Keris!

[-StarCraft] Etain: Surgery channel? *scared*

[-StarCraft] Leeris whines and hides from Tstar! "But I'm better than Keris O:)"

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Hey, nothing can be as gross as the StarCraft channel :P

[-StarCraft] Naomi is still hiding from before...

[-StarCraft] Etain can operate! I pretended to do it for a living in class once!

[-StarCraft] Naomi is scared.

[-StarCraft] Dazandar: Um...

[-StarCraft] Leeris looks scares. "Don't operate on me!"

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Unless you're a really cute guy.. *leers*

[-StarCraft] Etain eyes Leeris. Quit being a baby. I'm perfectally good at this

[-StarCraft] Jorina operated on a dead frog once

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Oh yeah? How many people have you killed this far?

[-StarCraft] Jorina: and a dead crawfish

[-StarCraft] Leeris isn't anything like a dead frog though....

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Shut up, Dipri.

[-StarCraft] Dazandar: WIERDOS!

[-StarCraft] Etain has killed 0 people!

[-StarCraft] Tstar disagrees, and wants Keris back... Trust me, ask Keris.... I can be vicious. :)

[-StarCraft] Lilinia has joined this channel.

[-StarCraft] Etain agrees. I just want Kerry back?

[-StarCraft] Naomi wants Nerry back?

[-StarCraft] Lilinia grins and wants Kerry if that's the way he talks?

[-StarCraft] Dazandar just uhs...

[-StarCraft] Naomi wants Neris! :)

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Hey hey hey, girls. Don't fight over me. *leer*

[-StarCraft] Naomi ews. I don't want Leeris.

[-StarCraft] Dazandar snickers...

[-StarCraft] Jorina sniffs and hides.

[-StarCraft] Tstar yawns massively, and simply wishes to rid the world of Leeris.

[-StarCraft] Etain doesn't want Leeris. Keris sure, just not Leeris.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia blinks and hugs Riina?

[-StarCraft] Jorina likes Leeris?

[-StarCraft] Dazandar likes Leeris...

[-StarCraft] Dazandar sngs Riina.

[-StarCraft] Leeris sniffles and pokes the evil people. "See? Riina and Daz like me."

[-StarCraft] Etain needs reason to like a person

[-StarCraft] Lilinia just wants Leeris. Doesn't need to like him. :P

[-StarCraft] Leeris wants you too, Lili. Mrowr.

You leer at Lilinia

[-StarCraft] Tstar curls up by her fire and ignors the foolish humans. But growls at the 'meow' . o O (NO cat calls in my presence... period.)

[-StarCraft] Leeris yays! Another +finger by a random person :P

[-StarCraft] Dazandar ums...and doesn't like Leeris anymore...

[-StarCraft] Leeris is just an attention-drawer.

[-StarCraft] Naomi oys.

[-StarCraft] Leeris: As in, one that draws attention. Now a drawer.

[-StarCraft] Leeris spanks Daz. Like me, or else...!

[-StarCraft] Lilinia smooches a Leeris. Although Keris is a cuter name.

[-StarCraft] Naomi spanks both of you.

[-StarCraft] Jorina keeps mum.

[-StarCraft] Dazandar eeks! I like...

[-StarCraft] Lilinia looks at the global and /dies/.

[-StarCraft] Etain wonders which>

[-StarCraft] Naomi hmms?

[-StarCraft] Dazandar blinks.

[-StarCraft] Naomi noddles with Tainy...

[-StarCraft] Etain: Then there was silence...

You leer at Etain

[-StarCraft] Leeris leers at the whole channel.

[-StarCraft] Naomi screams a lot?

[-StarCraft] Lilinia whispers.

You leer at Naomi

You leer at Dazandar

[-StarCraft] Naomi ewws... That's actually really cool.

[-StarCraft] Naomi ewws more.

[-StarCraft] Eurydice opens her starry eyes.

[-StarCraft] Dipri huggles the Eurydice

[-StarCraft] Etain goes at takes a long, hot shower

[-StarCraft] Leeris whuffles Eury!

[-StarCraft] Jorina: Hey

[-StarCraft] Eurydice oys at all of the d's. ;)

[-StarCraft] Etain snuggle-attacks Eury!

[-StarCraft] Naomi takes a cold one... ;P

[-StarCraft] Leeris leers.

[-StarCraft] Dazandar needs a cold one too...

[-StarCraft] Leeris mrowrs at Daz.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia announces to the world that she likes her new bathing suit. :D Isn't it cute Nao?

[-StarCraft] Dazandar claps?

[-StarCraft] Etain normally takes cold ones, so a hot one should get me feelign better. *eyes the Keris impersonator*

[-StarCraft] Naomi oohs. The strapless one? Mrowr...

[-StarCraft] Dazandar eyes. Strapless?

[-StarCraft] Lilinia giggles. Yesss. The strapless one.

[-StarCraft] Naomi hates to admit it... but... I MISS KERIS!! meep.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia nods.

[-StarCraft] Leeris isn't an impersonator!

[-StarCraft] Leeris is a god.

[-StarCraft] Naomi mrowrs again. I /love/ it, Lili!

[-StarCraft] Etain starts an I Miss Keris club

[-StarCraft] Naomi joins.

[-StarCraft] Dazandar snickers...

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Hey! Don't call me Miss Keris.

[-StarCraft] Naomi snuckles.

[-StarCraft] Etain: Miss- (v) as in we want him back

[-StarCraft] Lilinia meows and lurvs Nao?

[-StarCraft] Leeris sulks, and ponders a breakout a la 'Alien' :P

[-StarCraft] Naomi lurvs you too. That is a /really/ nice suit, though. Hehehe.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia patpats Miss Keris.

[-StarCraft] Naomi misses Keris. *sob* Bring Keris back!

[-StarCraft] Dazandar feels slightly left out...and for no reason Ooo..Soop!

[-StarCraft] Lilinia can describe her bathing suit if you want?

[-StarCraft] Naomi can too..

[-StarCraft] Leeris will never bring him back if you call him Miss Keris. Hmpf.

[-StarCraft] Naomi gets out some torches and angry villagers and storms Leeris in his evil castle. Muahahaha. Release Keris!

[-StarCraft] Etain misses Kazandar too. I miss all of the swoonable K's/

[-StarCraft] Jorina will /never/ call you Miss Keris!

[-StarCraft] Naomi does too. I miss /all/ the Ks.

[-StarCraft] Leeris aiees at Naomi! "I don't live in a castle though. At least I've never sen a castle with rubber on the walls."

[-StarCraft] Naomi oys and storms Leeris in his cardboard box?

[-StarCraft] Dazandar awwws....I liked being a K too....

[-StarCraft] Etain looks at the rent bills pileing up.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia misses the Ks.

[-StarCraft] Dazandar sniffs...

[-StarCraft] Etain: Cipri? Daddy? Would you please build us some mountians?

[-StarCraft] Leeris can feel a K inside him, wanting to break free....

[-StarCraft] Naomi is going to cry. Give me back Keris and Kazzie! Keris is my grandpa...

[-StarCraft] Lilinia makes a promise to make rounds of all the Ks.

[-StarCraft] Leeris swallowed a grandpa? Ew.

[-StarCraft] Leeris: Rounds?

[-StarCraft] Etain nods and wants the K's back! I'

[-StarCraft] Leeris: As in, free of charge?

[-StarCraft] Etain kills her enter key. What the heck, I'll join Lili

[-StarCraft] Lilinia nods. Yeah, why not. Free's good.

[-StarCraft] Naomi oohs. Me too.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia adds that she won't stop you from paying her though...

[-StarCraft] Naomi grins.

[-StarCraft] Etain: Three for the price of zero

[-StarCraft] Daja closes her starry eyes.

[-StarCraft] Naomi wants you, Keris... hehehe.

[-StarCraft] Jorina wants Keris sooo bad..... ;P

[-StarCraft] Leeris oys. Keris would appreciate the desire, I'm sure :[

[-StarCraft] Lilinia digs out her fishnets.

[-StarCraft] Etain wants Keris back!

[-StarCraft] Naomi pokes Lili. No leather underwear?

[-StarCraft] Leeris pants and leers.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia forgot about that.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar meefs and is back!

[-StarCraft] Lilinia sighs. Only 3 Ks who I can make rounds of... sigh.

[-StarCraft] Naomi expects Lili to reward you. Lili has her leather underwear now I think.

[-StarCraft] Etain snuggles, huggles, and smooches Kazzie. All of that other good stuff too

[-StarCraft] Naomi hees. What good stuff?

[-StarCraft] Etain leaves that to Lili.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar snickers....

[-StarCraft] Naomi oohs. Good idea. Save yourself for Keris.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia does. Yup. Right.

[-StarCraft] Leeris' stomach bulges suspiciously. "Hey! Keris! Stay inside!"

[-StarCraft] Kazandar thinks he should be insulted by that...

[-StarCraft] Kazandar eyes Leeris. This will be messy....Like anything else Keris does...

[-StarCraft] Leeris prods Kaz. How do /you/ know how Keris does it?

[-StarCraft] Kazandar squirms. Eww....not /that/.

[-StarCraft] Naomi grins. You would, Kaz?

[-StarCraft] Kazandar feels like Keris. You're twising my words!

[-StarCraft] Leeris leers.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia knows from experience.

[-StarCraft] Leeris plots the perfect revenge: Make everyone feel like Keris! Mwahahahah!

[-StarCraft] Leeris leers at Lili. You doooo?

[-StarCraft] Lilinia sighs. Well... not really. But I wouldn't mind knowing from expereicne.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar: Wow...Being you is /awful/ Keris.

[-StarCraft] Eurydice closes her starry eyes.

[-StarCraft] Leeris oohs, and screams, and flies backwards onto a table. "The pain! The pain!"

[-StarCraft] Kazandar tapes Leeris' mouth shut. Shush.

[-StarCraft] Etain is reminded on Alien, 'cept Keris is cuter then the aliens were

[-StarCraft] Kazandar doesn't think so...

[-StarCraft] Leeris hushes. I'm trying to do an Alien reconstruction.

[-StarCraft] Leeris arrrghs and writhes on the table. "Get it oooout, get it oooout!"

[-StarCraft] Kazandar refrains form making dirty comments....Ew.

[-StarCraft] Galthros sticks a fork in Leeris, "Yup, done"

[-StarCraft] Leeris shrieks as his stomach exploded and a Keris comes flying out. "It's alive! It's alive!"

[-StarCraft] Etain throws her arms around Keris. You're back!!!!!!!!!!!!

[-StarCraft] Lilinia looks at the Keris-Covered-In-Leeris-Goo. "You're back, and dang, you're gross."

[-StarCraft] Keris is gross. Whoo-hoo!

[-StarCraft] Naomi snuggles Keris. Grandpa!

[-StarCraft] Keris smears grossness all over Lili. "You wanted me?"

[-StarCraft] Naomi suggests fishnets, Lil?

[-StarCraft] Kazandar ews...

[-StarCraft] Naomi snugs Kazzie.

[-StarCraft] Keris flops.

[-StarCraft] Etain hugs and snugs and smooches and all of that good stuff. Keris!

[-StarCraft] Naomi is happy to be rid of Leeris.

[-StarCraft] Keris oohs and'll take the good stuff, pwease.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia didn't want you gross though... Ew.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia ahems and looks at her fishnets. "Come on... and it was a nice pair of fishnets too..."

[-StarCraft] Lilinia whoos. I'm gonna be 19 tomorrow. :)

[-StarCraft] Jorina: Yay?

[-StarCraft] Galthros: Happy early birthday

[-StarCraft] Kazandar: Wow...you are.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia is old man.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar blinks. /Really/?

[-StarCraft] Naomi snugs Lili the Old Man! You can be my grandpa too!

[-StarCraft] Lilinia uhs and forgot the comma.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia is old, man.

[-StarCraft] Naomi ohs. That's no fun.

[-StarCraft] Keris read that as Lilinia is an old man. Hee :P

[-StarCraft] Keris lags and was apparently not the only one... hrm.

[-StarCraft] Jorina is even older?

[-StarCraft] Jorina is 28 ;)

[-StarCraft] Keris is even older than Lili, but younger than Riina. But, fi you don't mind, I don't :D

[-StarCraft] Jorina doesn't mind. Lili?

[-StarCraft] Naomi is older than Lili too.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar ews...My mentee's older than me. weird.

[-StarCraft] Naomi oohs. I never realized that...

[-StarCraft] Naomi hees. Can I be /your/ mentor?

[-StarCraft] Kazandar baps. No.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia doesn't mind at all...

[-StarCraft] Kazandar minds!

[-StarCraft] Naomi: What do you mind?

[-StarCraft] Lilinia adds that was a doesn't mind at all to going with Keris. *duck*

[-StarCraft] Keris: Hey no need to /go/ with me :P

[-StarCraft] Kazandar eees...

[-StarCraft] Naomi oys. Kinky Keris is back.

[-StarCraft] Keris has always been here? Just, deep inside.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Deep inside myself. Heh :P

[-StarCraft] Naomi grins. Ok then.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Oy, that sounded wrong too...

[-StarCraft] Naomi knows.

[-StarCraft] Naomi sniffs Keris's head.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Which?

[-StarCraft] Naomi hmms? How many heads do you have?

[-StarCraft] Keris smirks.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar ews....

[-StarCraft] Lilinia pokes Keris. Gross.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar gets /that/ thought out of his head...

[-StarCraft] Naomi hees. We are /bad/ people...

[-StarCraft] Keris: Which, Kaz? Hee :P

[-StarCraft] Lilinia pokes Keris.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar baps Keris. Bad.

[-StarCraft] Keris preens :>

[-StarCraft] Naomi eyes.

[-StarCraft] Naomi: Bah! Bah!

[-StarCraft] Kazandar baps and does the bahing around here!

[-StarCraft] Naomi bahs one more time and sniffs Kazzie's head. Mmmmmm.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar warns..I need to wash my hair...

[-StarCraft] Keris gets mental images :P

[-StarCraft] Keris dies at the mental images!

[-StarCraft] Kazandar thwaps Keris.

[-StarCraft] Lilinia smacks Keris! Ew! God! Grossss! Grosgrsgrsgesgsogoooos!

[-StarCraft] Naomi thwaps Keris and sniffs Galthros's head.

[-StarCraft] Naomi is learning to ignore Keris's grossness. I'll keep sniffing heads, whether Keris likes it or not!

[-StarCraft] Keris is smacked and thapped and... oooh!

[-StarCraft] Naomi oys.

[-StarCraft] Naomi oys. You are /all/ bad people! I'm the /only/ good person here! And that's really a scary thought, you know...

[-StarCraft] Lilinia looks at Nao and dies laughing. Right.

[-StarCraft] Naomi is sick of people dying on this channel. I /never/ die. I'm the only one, it seems.

[-StarCraft] Jorina dumdeedums and redesced her room last night. It's purtifimous now.

[-StarCraft] Keris noodles. "Perfect for getting in the mood. Oh, Riiiiina?"

[-StarCraft] Jorina: Yes Keris?

[-StarCraft] Lis: Poor, poor Keris...

[-StarCraft] Keris: Hey, why poor me? Are you insulting Riina? :P

[-StarCraft] Keris sits on Riina. Spawn.

[-StarCraft] Aaron hands out SMG's. Everyone stay low, save ammo, and fire only in self defense.

[-StarCraft] Keris mrowrs and will fire away ;)

[-StarCraft] Lis doesn't want to know...

[-StarCraft] Jorina sighs and mumbles, "What have I gotten myself into?"

[-StarCraft] Aaron thinks for a minute, then takes Keris and Riina's back. Three for me, none for you!

[-StarCraft] Kortin should redesc his room ...

[-StarCraft] Kortin is also very bad at desc'ing though :(

[-StarCraft] Jorina shows hers for inspiration? (Riina can desc good!)

[-StarCraft] Keris: Your what? *ducks*

[-StarCraft] Jorina baps Keris, "get yer mind otuta the gutter. My room dork."

[-StarCraft] Keris: I can't; it's stuck there.

[-StarCraft] Keris: My mind, in the gutter, that is.

[-StarCraft] Aaron: With my foot on top of it.

[-StarCraft] Keris doesn't think you can get your foot that deep down.

[Monitor] Lis has reconnected at Tue Jul 11 10:28:10 2000 CDT

[<!SnowRiders!>] Lis rolls her eyes at Thesy. Thanks. ;)

[<!SnowRiders!>] Thesy: Always a pleasure. ;)

[<!SnowRiders!>] Lainnoth just peeeeeers.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Lis always gets handcuffed by Thesy when her ISP boots her. ;>

[<!SnowRiders!>] Lainnoth snickers.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath pouts. I wanna handcuffs too!

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath handcuffs Lainnoth.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Lainnoth yays!

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath takes Lainnoth to her weyr. Mrowrl.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Lainnoth: Rawr.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath: Or is that /in/ her weyr? ;>

[<!SnowRiders!>] Lis baps. Stop that, you two!

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath sits on Lis. "I'm just watching what my darling lifemate does ;)"

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath is very impressionable, you know.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Lis snorts. Sure you are. ;)

[<!SnowRiders!>] Lainnoth lurps Lis. Your dragon was nice enough to handcuff me.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath is nice. Mrowr ;)

[<!SnowRiders!>] Lainnoth: Whee. Lis is gone-ish.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath yays. Then we can make out without her interrupting ;)

[<!SnowRiders!>] Lainnoth: Rawr. ;)

[<!SnowRiders!>] Thesy won't tell, if Drinth may join?

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath purrs. A'course. The more the ho... merrier.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Lainnoth beamks. :P

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath isn't Lis' rider for nothing :P

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath isn't Lis' dragon rather. Errrr.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Thesy rolls!

[<!SnowRiders!>] Lainnoth falls over.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath believes in queality for the species? Uhm.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath: Euqality. Merp.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Thesy: Equality?

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath coughs. Yes.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath whines. Today's not my day.

[<!SnowRiders!>] Thesy sniggers. It's never your day, Aly dearest

[<!SnowRiders!>] Alymath: You're right about that.... ;)

[-Leader] Gyllene: Is anyone else having a great deal of apathy in their area?

[-Leader] Jueann thinks it's in every area

[-Leader] Keris: Rather the opposite...

[-Leader] Genevieve shakes her head, "Bakers are great, but I've seen it in the Weavers."

[-Leader] Jueann: I've seen in several areas and not all are crafts

[-Leader] Gyllene thinks it's just one of the cycles the moo goes hthrough.

[-Leader] Jueann: could be.

[-Leader] Keris thinks it's summer.

[-Leader] Cipri applauds for Keris. "Indeed it is! Now the next question. This time of year is often marked by cold, and snow. *starts timer"

[-Leader] Keris baps Cipri. Shut /up/, you brute :P

[-Leader] Keris meant the reason for... oh, shut up.

[-Leader] Mikan hands Keris a large pointy stick for her useage.

[-Leader] Keris: Her?

[-Leader] Keris grumbles.

[-Leader] Mikan: his, oops

[-Leader] Cipri cackles. "Her? Keris' a genderless freak, Mikan."

[-Leader] Keris whines. It's a conspiracy!

[-Leader] Mikan apparently has no concept of sex, moving on.

[-Leader] Keris uses the pointy stick anyway. Hmpf.

[XX] Cipri's in the mailer to send about the meeting, don't worry;)

[XX] Keris grumbles. I'll believe it when I see it :P

*StarCraft Mailer (#6574) has just been sent new mail by Cipri (#11800).

[XX] Cipri: NOW do you believe me? ;)

[XX] Keris: Oy, that took a while ;)

[XX] Cipri's watchin TV:)

*Jokes and Out-of-context Quotes (#4766) has just been sent new mail by Cipri (#11800).

Message 83 of 83 on *Jokes and Out-of-context Quotes (#4766):

Date: Tue Jul 11 11:44:32 2000 CDT

From: Cipri (#11800)

To: *Jokes and Out-of-context Quotes (#4766)

Subject: Not just the StarCrafters do it, even the leaders do!

[-Leader] Keris baps Cipri. Shut /up/, you brute :P

[-Leader] Mikan hands Keris a large pointy stick for her useage.

[-Leader] Keris: Her?

[-Leader] Mikan: his, oops

[-Leader] Cipri cackles. "Her? Keris' a genderless freak, Mikan."

[-Leader] Keris whines. It's a conspiracy!

Cipri, Silly Crazy Star Crafter.

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[XX] Keris: Hey!

[-Leader] Keris eats Cipri profousely.

[XX] Cipri never @send. Twas a +mail.

Message 28 of 28 on *GroupOfFriends (#784):

Date: Tue Jul 11 14:47:30 2000 CDT

From: Tealc (#16002)

To: *GroupOfFriends (#784), Tealc (#16002), and Hesione (#17582)

Subject: I'm gay--Hesi said so.

Phone log:

Hesi: Cipri? You ehm.... are you sure you're not gay?

Me: Ehmm.. Why do you ask.

Hesi: Well, you're just so... So gay!

Me: Ehmm.. Why.

Hesi: I mean.. You're just so.. gay. You do all these gay things!

Me: Hon, all I do, is you.

Hesi: No, no. I mean. You're sweet, and romantic. And you're always so understanding, and sensitive for me.

Me: And that makes me gay? No way.

Hesi: Butt.. Butt.. You write long romantic poems for me. And you cry with me. Hon. You're /gay/

Me: Eh. yeah, right.

Hesi: Just look at yourself. You're no Macho guy. No big buff guy, you're tall and skinny. Just like <RLperson> and she's gay too!

Me: ..... OKay hon... Whatever you say.. I'm gay, suuure.

Tealc, the gay???

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Message 29 of 29 on *GroupOfFriends (#784):

Date: Tue Jul 11 16:54:34 2000 CDT

From: Keris (#16771)

To: *GroupOfFriends (#784)

Subject: Tealc gay?

That's it, you can find me in a bomb shelter from now on!

<*~Keris

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[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera (to Keris): Becoming one with your freakiness?

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: You've no idea, babe.

[GroupOfFriends] Keris remebers saying that Tealc could turn him gay if naked... unghhhh!

[-Leader] Mikan grins "Shirgall, without a doubt, you are one of the most poetic people I've ever met. Is it a sinuous creature of emerald scales? No... its a sky rat."

[-Leader] Keris snickers.

[-Leader] Shirgall: Just a normal reaction to being told that "punster" is not politically correct. So now I'm a "cunning linguist"

[-Leader] Keris chokes.

[-Leader] Keris gets the weirdest associations to that..

[-Leader] Shirgall grins. The girls seem to like it.

[-Leader] Mikan coughs and laughs "Yes, I imagine they would, they're attracted to your sharp mind and quick tongue?"

[-Leader] Shirgall often gets dates just by licking his eyebrows.

[-Leader] Keris dies!

[-Leader] Jueann blinks!

[-Leader] Mikan bows to the master, I can't even think up a fitting responce to that when it comes from you Shirg.

[-Leader] Keris promptly invites Shirgie on a date. Hee.

[-Leader] Shirgall: Sorry. I'm taken at the moment. We're gonna go see Rocky & Bullwinkle.

[-Leader] Keris: Drat. Always unlucky.

[-StarCraft] Keris arghs! My last braincell stopped functioning...

[-StarCraft] Katran giggles. Poor Keris.

[-StarCraft] Etain offers to preform BrainCell revival surgery/

[-StarCraft] Keris bangs his head against the nice, padded wall. Oy!

[-StarCraft] Katran gets the defibrillators. Clear!

[-StarCraft] Keris doesn't think anything could help him now.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Hey!

Keris spawns with Katran! Katran and Keris create a lot of mean and ugly spawn that will soon rule Pern! Mwahaha!

[-StarCraft] Katran ews...creepy Keris/Katran spawn! Run!

[-StarCraft] Keris smirks. "I've just about spawned with anyone by now."

[-StarCraft] Etain knocks Keris out with ether and opens up his head, taking out the brancell.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Hey! Don't take my last braincell!

[-StarCraft] Katran aarghs! Gotta run!

[-StarCraft] Etain noddles. Katran meet Keris/Etain's killer, evil spawn Kain

[-StarCraft] Katran winds up with 'Sin top i b(o/)lgen blaa!' Aargh! Strange pronunciation...

[Monitor] Katran has disconnected at Tue Jul 11 17:58:34 2000 CDT

[-StarCraft] Keris: The malfunctional ones will be lonely..

[-StarCraft] Keris snickers. Yeah, Kain. He's evil :P

[-StarCraft] Etain was going to take the shock thingy and electro-shock it back to life?

[-StarCraft] Keris: It doesn't work. At least not when I drop my radio in the tub at home.... only makes my hair look funny. Funnier.

[-StarCraft] Etain hides.

[-StarCraft] Etain: Note to self, never take a bath with Keris.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Why? It's such a /turnon/ :P

[-StarCraft] Etain: Being electrocuted? Uh-uh

[-StarCraft] Keris: Yeah ;)

[-StarCraft] Etain: Not a turnon

[-StarCraft] Keris: Is too.

[-StarCraft] Etain: Is not

[-StarCraft] Keris: Is too.

[-StarCraft] Etain: Is not, why am I arguing about turnons with Keris?

[-StarCraft] Keris: Is too time infinitive! 'Cause you luff me :D

[-StarCraft] Etain is not what ever you say plus one. You're porbably right.

[-StarCraft] Keris is right. Always :)

[-StarCraft] Etain is right when it comes to howmuch of a turnon death by being fried is.

*Jokes and Out-of-context Quotes (#4766) has just been sent new mail by Kortin (#17829).

Message 86 of 86 on *Jokes and Out-of-context Quotes (#4766):

Date: Tue Jul 11 18:14:25 2000 CDT

From: Kortin (#17829)

To: *Jokes and Out-of-context Quotes (#4766)

Subject: How old are these people?

I don't know ... judge for youself ...

[-StarCraft] Etain: Note to self, never take a bath with Keris.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Why? It's such a /turnon/ :P

[-StarCraft] Etain: Being electrocuted? Uh-uh

[-StarCraft] Keris: Yeah ;)

[-StarCraft] Etain: Not a turnon

[-StarCraft] Keris: Is too.

[-StarCraft] Etain: Is not

[-StarCraft] Keris: Is too.

[-StarCraft] Etain: Is not, why am I arguing about turnons with Keris?

[-StarCraft] Keris: Is too time infinitive! 'Cause you luff me :D

[-StarCraft] Etain is not what ever you say plus one. You're porbably right.

[-StarCraft] Keris is right. Always :)

[-StarCraft] Etain is right when it comes to how much of a turnon death by being fried is.

A very worried Kortin

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[-StarCraft] Keris spanks Kortin. Hey!

[-StarCraft] Etain hides! Family MOO!

[-StarCraft] Keris: Hey what un-family is there about electroshocks??

[-StarCraft] Karmin hides behind the feeble defense that the words 'Family MOO' put up.

[-StarCraft] Etain: THe part about it being a turnon? I don't know, honsetly I'm barely breathing I'm laughing so hard.

[-StarCraft] Kortin: sorry Keris ... but hey, it was scary and funny

[-StarCraft] Keris goes to sulk in a corner. Was not!

[-StarCraft] Etain: Was too!@

[-StarCraft] Keris: Was not!

[-StarCraft] Etain: Was too!

[-StarCraft] Keris: Was not!

[-StarCraft] Etain will take a bath with you if you'll shut up.

[-StarCraft] Keris shuts up and turns on the faucet. Smirk.

[-StarCraft] Etain: Just no electructing? Okay

[-StarCraft] Keris: If you insist....

[-StarCraft] Keris 'accidentally' drops his hair-dryer. /Whoops/.

[GroupOfFriends] R'sli peers at *jokes....Is not times infinitive? Can you use grammar in mathematics? :P

[GroupOfFriends] Keris arghs! Shuttup :P

[GroupOfFriends] R'sli: I guess if you can split an infinitive, you can multiply it. :P

[GroupOfFriends] Keris is influenced bu you US people. Not my fault ;)

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: bu, by, whatever.

[GroupOfFriends] Keris can split anything. So, uhm, there.

[-StarCraft] Etain eyes Keris and throws the hair dryer out the window.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Hey, how'll I make my hair look purty now? :(

[-StarCraft] Etain ummms and gets a water-safe hairdryer

[-StarCraft] Jerek opens his starry eyes.

[-StarCraft] Cipri huggles the Jerek

[-StarCraft] Keris whuffles Jerek!

[-StarCraft] Etain snuggle-attacks Jerek!

[-StarCraft] Jerek waves

[-StarCraft] Etain warns. Don't read *jokes

[-StarCraft] Kortin: read *jokes!

[-StarCraft] Keris arghs!

[-StarCraft] Keris will kill *jokes sometime soon. Hmpf.

[-StarCraft] Etain agrees for once.

[-StarCraft] Jerek reads *jokes

[-StarCraft] Etain hides

[-StarCraft] Keris hides with Etain in the tub.

[-StarCraft] Jerek hides with Keris, who's hiding with Etain who's hiding.

[-StarCraft] Keris mrowrs. Two in the tub!

[-StarCraft] Keris: Besides me, that is :>

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia dies laughing... quote -- Trai: Keris' player is female!? ... That explains a lot.

[Keris'Minions!] Keris: Holy shit!

[Keris'Minions!] Keris: He didn't know?!

[Keris'Minions!] has three persons listening.

Cassiopeia, Trai **, and Keris

* idle >5m ** idle >1h

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia snickers. Nope.

[Keris'Minions!] Keris: You have to be kidding me! :P

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia: A moment later he was like 'Are you /serious/?'

[Keris'Minions!] Keris /dies/!

[Keris'Minions!] Keris: What did he think I was, a freak?????? :P

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia /laughs/.

[-StarCraft] Keris dies quietly. Traiiiiiii!! Gawd! :P

[-StarCraft] Naomi blinks.

[-StarCraft] Naomi blinks.

[Keris'Minions!] Trai snorts faintly, knowning your player is female dosn't change my thinking your a freak ;)

[-StarCraft] Cassiopeia just /dies/ laughing.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar: ?

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia /dies/!

[-StarCraft] Keris chokes. Air. I need air!

[-StarCraft] has thirteen persons listening.

Cassiopeia, Trai, Tstar, Keris, Cahon, Lynyl *, Naomi, Jerek, Lilinia, Kazandar, Thyme *, Kiyata, and Sielle

* idle >5m

[-StarCraft] Cassiopeia snickers...!

[-StarCraft] Trai snorts quietly, oh hush.

[-StarCraft] Keris!!!!

[-StarCraft] Kazandar snorts.

[Keris'Minions!] Keris: No but it explains my pronouns! :P

[-StarCraft] Cassiopeia just laughs and laughs and laughs...

[-StarCraft] Keris: Oy...... this is sick ;)

[-StarCraft] Lilinia peers....

[-StarCraft] Naomi blinks. What else is new?

[-StarCraft] Kazandar just doesn't get some people...

[-StarCraft] Keris points to Trai and dies again. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia: Trai: How was I supposed to know!?

[-StarCraft] Cassiopeia dies giggling.

[Keris'Minions!] Keris faints!

[Keris'Minions!] Derit wafts smelling salts under Keris's nose?

[-StarCraft] Cassiopeia tries to stop laughing...

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia snickers.

[Keris'Minions!] Keris was just told about Trai's revelation :P

[Keris'Minions!] Trai just facepalms quietly, oh hush.

[Keris'Minions!] Derit ohs...which is? :)

[Keris'Minions!] Keris oh gods at Cass. "If Derit doesn't know either, I'll seriously kill someone :P"

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia /snickers/!

[Keris'Minions!] Derit blinks...What are we talking about? :)

[Keris'Minions!] Trai facepalms. Again.

[Keris'Minions!] Keris smirks at Derit. "Trai just found out my RL gender ;)"

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia (to Keris): you could kill Cipri.

[Keris'Minions!] Derit hmms?

[Keris'Minions!] Trai: Yes, please do!

[Keris'Minions!] Keris eyes Derit. "And he didn't know my RL gender?"

[Keris'Minions!] Keris can kill Cipri for no reason, no sweat there.

[Keris'Minions!] Derit doesn't know?

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia (to Derit): Do you know Keris' RL gender?

[Keris'Minions!] Trai rolls his eyes, here we go again.

[Keris'Minions!] Derit shakes his head

[Keris'Minions!] Keris aieeeees!

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia (to Derit): Take a guess.

[Keris'Minions!] Derit /thought/ he was a guy? :)

[Keris'Minions!] Keris explodes into giggles. Gawd!!!!!!!

[Keris'Minions!] Trai ducttapes Cassi's mouth so she can't hyperventilate.../again/.

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia /dies/ laughing! Just dies!

[-StarCraft] Cassiopeia: This is soooo wrong.

[Keris'Minions!] Trai rolls his eyes, hate to say this Keris but look, you'd make a good guy.

[Keris'Minions!] Keris tries not to hyperventilate! Hee hee hee!

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia just dies giggling.

[Keris'Minions!] Keris hears that all the time Trai, don't worry ;)

[Keris'Minions!] Trai: You had me fooled.

[Keris'Minions!] Derit nods and agrees with Trai ;)

[Keris'Minions!] Keris: You're not weird or anything. hehehe :P

[Keris'Minions!] Derit had me fooled too :)

[Keris'Minions!] Trai: Suddenly that 'genderless freak' think just makes so much sense.

[Keris'Minions!] Derit snickers :)

[Keris'Minions!] Keris chokes and dies on top of Cass. Oh GOD!

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia /snickers/!

[Keris'Minions!] Trai boots Keris off Cass. Quit that.

[Keris'Minions!] Derit: am I like the only one who didn't know er something? :)

[Keris'Minions!] Trai didn't.

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia (to Derit): Trai didn't either. Hehehee!

[Keris'Minions!] Keris: Oh. My. God.

[Keris'Minions!] Cassiopeia: this is just... soo... *dies*

[Keris'Minions!] Derit wonders how many people know? :)

[Keris'Minions!] Derit: Is this like a Minion secret? ;)

[Keris'Minions!] Keris gasps. "How could anyone not know? Sheesh, you guys think I'm freeky or something??"

[Keris'Minions!] Keris dies! Secret?!?!

[Keris'Minions!] Derit /thought/ you were a guy! *repeats himself* :P

[Keris'Minions!] Trai: Keris...you act like a guy, a freaky guy but...*half shrugs and points at the starcraft channel* your just another memeber of the club.

[Keris'Minions!] Derit hmmms...Well, once again I'm the last one to find these things out :)

[Keris'Minions!] Keris rolllllllllls at Trai!

[-StarCraft] Cipri: Kerry!

[-StarCraft] Keris: Cippy!

[-StarCraft] Rosuma bahs at Kaz! All you need to do is stick in an envelope with a 33 cent stamp....What's so expensive?

[-StarCraft] Kazandar blinks?? Apocalypse?

[-StarCraft] Kazandar will /not/ fold up his drawings!!

[-StarCraft] Saturo: Plus all that graphite adds extra weight, you know, Ros..

[-StarCraft] Keris blinks. Drawings.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar blinks? Keris?

[-StarCraft] Keris blinks?

[-StarCraft] Saturo just blinks for the heck of it.

[-StarCraft] Keris bounces, and bought a really spiff dress today :>

[-StarCraft] Saturo /ummmmms/..

[-StarCraft] Keris does drag-shows for a living. Didn't you know?

[-StarCraft] Saturo ahhhs... really?

[-StarCraft] Keris just had to share :P

[-StarCraft] Kazandar eeeeeees.

...what's that sizzling...

Wait! There it is again!

Where'd the lights go?! Ahhhh! What's happening?!

Why is it so hot?? What are these bars?!

You have just been BBQ'd by Saturo, a loving Starcraft member. Feel honored!

[-StarCraft] Sielle suspected. :)

[-StarCraft] Keris snickers evilly.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar hides Keris in a closet. Stay there and shush.

[-StarCraft] Saturo waits. I'm confused.

[-StarCraft] Keris comes out of the closet. Ha! ;)

[-StarCraft] Kazandar ughs.

[-StarCraft] Cipri: Keris' gay!

[-StarCraft] Saturo: LOL, ok.. not anymore.

[-StarCraft] Keris baps Cipri. "You weren't supposed to tell everyone I have a crush on you! :P"

[-StarCraft] Saturo uh ohs.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar said to shush..didn't he?

[-StarCraft] Saturo oh nos. Wait wait.. is there some sort of /thing/ going on here in the Starcraft that I should probably not want to know about, in order to maintain my current sexual preference? I like being straight. Gay friends are fun, but I like being straight...

[-StarCraft] Cipri just hides in his Room with ly. *meep*

[-StarCraft] Keris blinks. "The Craft? Hey, we're talking RL here :> Keris is as straight as they come ;)"

[-StarCraft] Kazandar isn't sure...so he's just going to hide in his Monastery..*whimper*

[-StarCraft] Keris stalks Kaz. Mrowr.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar eeeks! and goes invisable.

[-StarCraft] Keris puts on his, uhm, x-ray glasses?

[-StarCraft] Kazandar is /still/ invisable?

[-StarCraft] Keris pretends.

[-StarCraft] Cipri'll quote you on that.

[-StarCraft] Keris pllrs.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Ok, so, random survey: If y'all should use one word to describe Keris, what'd it be?

[-StarCraft] Saturo: Odd.

[-StarCraft] Thyme: Unique.

[-StarCraft] Saturo: Outgoing.

[-StarCraft] Saturo: *coughgaycough*

[-StarCraft] Keris said one, Saturo :P

[-StarCraft] Saturo grins. J/T. ;p

[-StarCraft] Kezzra: Keris

[-StarCraft] Keris pouts and is not...

[-StarCraft] Keris: Gay, that is :P

[-StarCraft] Keris is Keris.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar though 'Keris' /was/ a descriptive word?

[-StarCraft] Thyme has another one, but with the restriction.... :o)

[-StarCraft] Keris just needs /one/ from each, thank you very much :P

[-StarCraft] Keris is a trend?

[-StarCraft] Kazandar laughs. Harldy.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Ohh, that's the word you'd use to describe me?

[-StarCraft] Keris: Can I take away the 'ly'?

[-StarCraft] Saturo coughs.

[-StarCraft] Keris pouts. No?

[-StarCraft] Kazandar decides /not/ commenting is the best way to go with this one...

[-StarCraft] Keris: Noo, I need comments! I'm re-doing my webpage ;)

[-StarCraft] Kazandar eees?

[-StarCraft] Keris pokes. "It's gonna be good ;>"

[-StarCraft] Keris pokes Kaz as he backspams. "And he is too! Have you ever seen Keris interested in anything but females?"

[-StarCraft] Keris: Shut up, Cipri.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar: *coughGOATScough*

[-StarCraft] Keris sulks. /Live/ things, Kaz

[-StarCraft] Kazandar: Oh /ew/.

[-StarCraft] Keris: What, you don't like live things?

[-StarCraft] Kazandar: Baa?

[-StarCraft] Keris stalks.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar bounds away?

[-StarCraft] Keris puts on his new dress? *snicker*

[-StarCraft] Kazandar bounds faster?

[-StarCraft] Keris sniffles. "B-but it's purty!"

[-StarCraft] Kazandar coughs.

[-StarCraft] Keris: It iiiis.

[-StarCraft] Keris will just have to take some pics. Hrm.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar thinks it looks better on someone else? *duck*

[-StarCraft] Keris sulks, and takes Kaz off the promotion list.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar whines. Baa?

[-StarCraft] Keris mrowrs.

[-StarCraft] Sielle thinks Keris looks very pretty in his dress.

[-StarCraft] Keris beams at Sielle. Good appy.

[-StarCraft] Sielle: Does Sielle get an appy-treat?

[-StarCraft] Saturo wants a Sielle-appy-treat... mmmm...

[-StarCraft] Keris offers Sielle a piece of Saturo?

[-StarCraft] Kazandar ewwws..and muches grass. Yum.

[-StarCraft] Saturo laughs.

[-StarCraft] Keris chokes.

[-StarCraft] Thyme gives Keris the Heimlech Manoveur? (sp?)

[-StarCraft] Keris oohs and purrs.

[-StarCraft] Keris: That's the one where you put your arms around me and squeeze, right?

[-StarCraft] Thyme nods.

[-StarCraft] Keris bounces. "Can you do CPR as well?"

[-StarCraft] Thyme used to watch Baywatch? Does that count?

[-StarCraft] Keris: Only if you'll wear a skimpy, orange bathing suit.... :>

[-StarCraft] Thyme grins, and nods.

[-StarCraft] Keris: And if you're female :P

[-StarCraft] Saturo darns..?

[-StarCraft] Keris: With big.. uh, hair.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar whews...

[-StarCraft] Keris will take guys too, if they have a rubber goat and a hose.

[-StarCraft] Thyme checks all the qualifications. Well, as far as my desc goes, I, uh, think I do... ?

[-StarCraft] Saturo hmms. I have the hose.. now for the rubber goat-

[-StarCraft] Keris has the rubber goat, so no worries.

[-StarCraft] Saturo laughs.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Well excuse me, but I really have to go to bed now :>

[-StarCraft] Cipri'll take over then.

[-StarCraft] Keris hands the rubber goat to Cipri.

[-StarCraft] Kazandar whews again...he isn't rubber.

[-StarCraft] Keris: Yet.

[-StarCraft] Sielle awwws.

[-StarCraft] Keris bounces and goes off before he gets too caught up with all this rubber-talk :P "Bye bye people! Be good."