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To the Clean Up the Unions in Local Government Campaign |
The Long March |
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PEOPLE ARE LIKE POTATOES
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Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content
to watch others do.
They are called "Speck Tators."
Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding
fault with the way others do things.
They're called "Comment Tators."
Some are always looking to cause problems and really get under
your skin.
They are called "Aggie Tators."
There are those who are always saying they will, but somehow,
they never get around to doing.
We call them "Hezzie Tators."
Some people put on a front and act like someone else.
They're called "Emma Tators."
Then, there are those who walk what they talk. They're always
prepared to stop what they're doing to lend a hand to others and
bring real sunshine into the lives of others.
You can call them "Sweet Tators."
The Lecture
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An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of
caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."
"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the
expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the
refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a
single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't
you try carrying several things at once?'"
"Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked.
"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20
minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."
Visit Resignation.htm , for a print out form. Visit Deductions.htm , for a print out form. Regain yourself your esteem resign from the Union Click"HERE" for Video Clip of Union Negotiations.(Large file may be slow) |
| Below is the Bill and Ben Story |
| Bill , Its
just great now that I have resigned from that chicken-livered Local Government Union. The
Wife talks to me now , the Kids don't get bagged at school.Best of all I have another
$1350 a year to spend on goodies for my family.I used to feel real bad about paying out
this Union Protection Money and getting paid less. I got a pay rise , and now have
the support of real friends , ring the Employee
Advocate and get the Good Oil. Its a free number "1300 366 632 |
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