"Imagination is more powerful then knowledge." -A. Einstein


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"Education is what you remember after you are through forgetting what you were taught."
"When power narrows the areas of man's concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of his existence. " John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." Dorothy Parker
"The heart has its reasons which reason does not know." Blaise Pascal
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. " Martin Luther King, Jr.

WELCOME    TO    MY    'LAB'!    HOPE    YOU    ENJOY    YOUR    VISIT!

Hello! You have entered my "lab." (Safety goggles required at all times please!) From the name, I hope I have given a hint to the fact that I love science. And no, that does not make me a nerd!! What? You want to know more??? Sure!! Thanks for asking!! I am 28 years old, divorced (don't say "ahh I'm sorry" because it's a good thing!), and the mother a wonderful son. Bambam, as I call him, is the center of my world. He is an amazing child who I would do anything for. Everyday is an adventure! Education? Well, I attended Eastern Illinois University in Charleston, Illinois, for 5 years. I earned a BS in Zoology and a BS in Botany. I also enjoy the physical sciences, especially chemistry! EIU was a wonderful school, and I would recommend it to anyone. I learned many life lessons there as well as academia. I am currently teaching for a wonderful school district in St. Louis, Missouri. I teach an introductory chemistry and physics class. Though it has been a few years since I've been in the classroom fulltime, I am very much enjoying working with high school aged students again. Of course there are daily challenges that must be faced, but I feel that they are worth it. Having given great thought to furthering my own education, I will hopefully begin work towards a Master's Degree in the very near future. However, I am taking things one step at a time in getting my life in order and heading in the direction that I want to go. I hope you enjoy your visit to my "lab." And please take note, this site was created for entertainment purposes only. Please take the time to "sign" the guestbook.

Just some links that you might enjoy!

South Park @ Comedy Central:
Joke of the Week:
A Woman's Little Instruction Booklet:
My homepage continued: Some of this may be offensive...no one's making you go there!
One Liners from Steven Wright:
Photo Gallery:
Astrology At Its Finest: Horoscopes....and then some
How to Be Annoying:
"The Gift": Speech by Brian Dyson, CEO of Coca Cola Enterprises
Cool Ads:
SHE SAID...:
HE SAID...:
You are a Child of the 80's if...:
Life in the 1500's:
Survival Kit for Everyday Life:
More fun stuff: ...and some more links too!
Yeah BASEBALL!!!: Men in tight uniforms, how can that be wrong???
Bumper Stickers:
Did you know...:
New Liquor Label Warnings:
Military Salute: My personal tribute to the US Armed Service members
A Beginner's Guide to Yeti Collecting: For those who fancy Yetis

HERE ARE SOMETHINGS THAT I HAVE FOUND EXCEPTIONALLY FUNNY! 


Sayings found on bathroom walls:
      Make Love Not War- Hell, do both...Get Married!
      Fighting for Peace is Like Screwing for Virginity
      It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
      The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
      Beauty is only a light switch away.
      No matter how good she looks, some guy is sick and tired of her.








Funniest Dumb Joke I've Ever Heard:
  (Compliments of Steph!!!)
What's green and drives a car?       
Grass, I lied about the car!