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Who are the Canadian Imperialists?  We are an elite group of Canadian nihilists & anarchists, dedicated to developing a new utopian world order with Canada as its head.  Although many Canadians are foolishly stereotyped as "nice" or "friendly", this is merely a ruse designed to pacify our potential enemies around the world.  Our purported "friendly" dispositions have caused the hapless Americans to leave their huge border undefended.

Canadian Imperial Strormtroopers poised for battle

 
What is the Objective of the Canadian Imperialists? 

Our objective is simple: domination of the entire world and the assimilation of its diverse peoples into Canada's multicultural mosaic.

There are many plans in the works designed to expand Canada beyond its current meagre borders:

1.  Project Titanic Sounds	2.  Project Gordon Korman	3.  Project CANDU	4.  Project LOONIE

  Now that the stage has been set, how will the conquest begin?  

Our first beachhead for the invasion will be Cuba...

  1.  Stage One: Project Desi Arnez (Cuba)

How Canada plans to take over the country of Cuba, politely.   The United States will soon be surrounded. 

  2.  Stage Two: Project Alfred Nobel (Switzerland)

In our most fiendish move yet, the Canadian Imperialists will use their nuclear weapons.  Switzerland will be conquered.

Interlude: "The Peace In Our Time" Summit Talks
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The world tries to convince Canada that bombing and capturing it isn't right, and that the Canadians should stop.  But do we listen?

3.  Stage Three: Project Fish and Chips
          <coming soon>