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Queen Becky and the Fattening Touch
By: B.J. Jacobs
One day the Queen saw a leprechan and caught him. She said,” I don’t want your gold I want everything I touch to get fatter.” So her wish was granted. She saw the man who was about to win the World’s Skinniest Man award so she touched him and he got fatter! “Oh, no now I’ll never win,” he said. One day she saw Dustin Dustin was fatter than her so she touched herself and she got fatter. Dustin was still fatter so she touched herself again but her powers had run out, so she committed suicide! She died not being the fattest person in the world and died jealous. Stupid Becky! We don’t miss Becky! |
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