He's Cute, He's Lovable, But What Is He Like?
Our cute little worm is named Querren-Marty-Victor-Sue Zippy-Xavier-Boo Ahasaguiddovertigo, but he is called Larry for short. He is three worm years old which equals four human days. He grew up in the ground just outside of the white house with his twin brother Wallace. The two brothers had once been the same worm, but they were separated after being cut in two by a shovel. His native tongue is so complicated that it cannot be comprehended by humans. All we know about this language is that it involves a spork and a rare substance called Beef2Oh. Luckily for us, he learned English when he was two. His favorite sport is dodge the spade and he loves to gawk at half naked women on Spanish beaches in his free time. His earliest memory is when he was attacked by an electronic toothbrush on the rampage. He is currently attending Backyard University where he is getting his degree in dirt engineering. His favorite foods include various birds or prey, escargot, cheese, and really fresh grass cuttings. His favorite drink is beer. He likes to play the popular board game Worms and Ladders and he loves to watch the TV show “Two Guys, a Girl, and a Topsoil Place.” He first fell in love when he set his eyes on Laura, the beauty of the backyard, when they ran into each other on a moonlit night. They stayed together for 10 months, 14 days, 3 hours, 55 minutes, and 33 seconds. His deepest, darkest secret is that he has pink bunny wallpaper in his room. He came to the Disaster Area because he heard that they made great meatball subs here, boy was he wrong. He dreams of becoming the ultimate ruler of the universe.
Unfortunatly, Larry does not have his own e-mail. If you would like to send him a message I will be more that happy to give it to him. Just click Here and write your message.
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