.... "Another thing you can do is take an orange and cut it in half and cut it in half again. And then take a break!"... - This is from the segment when Tom and Derek are playing a jolly ol' game of Follow the porn. Derek has good ideas for break times!

....Tom: "Derek I feel much better now!"
Derek: "Because it has been so long since we stole the woodchips that's a cloud that that factory has to live under for a long long time."
Tom: They didn't know if they were going to see those woodchips again, they just woke up one morning and there were fewer woodchips than the night before."
Derek: "I bet they have forgive us now, I'm sure God has forgiven us, (yes, god has forgiven us) and... the lutherans have forgiven us (of course the lutherans have probally forgiven us as well)." - This is from the segment when Derek and Tom return their stolen wood chips to the wood chip factory. They are very sad and feel very bad that they stole wood chips for the skinny pigs cage. But once they return some of the stolen wood chips (they made a model of the factory with wood chips on the side) they feel that a cloud has been lifted off them.

...."Eat Me, Eattt me!".... - this is what Derek says to the audience when he is coverd in doughnuts, you may recall the song Tom Green just happen to be signing..."He's covered in doughnuts, Derek Harvie is covered in doughnuts..."