I miss my balls so very much. Sometimes at night before I fall asleep I break out into a cold sweat as I recall the day that my life changed, the day that Mr Gary Coleman (formerly of Diff'rent Strokes fame) consumed my fabulously sweet balls. Sometimes I even cry. | |
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After Gary got out of jail he turned to the streets and began a hip-hop career. |
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This is a picture of Gary and his lawyer. His lawyer tried to say that his client would never eat balls because he's a herbivore. |
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But i produced this from my archives to prove otherwise. |
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Very phallic you see... and incriminating. |
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Gary also had to take up many odd jobs such as waitering after his release from prison. Are those my balls he is serving? |
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Bastard! |
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