She says she has not been able to find any pictures on the
net that look like me. I may have to check into
this myself. But then, I am a special, unique breed.
We'll get to that on a later date.
I tried to have her scan my pictures ~ she
always comes up with an excuse. She mutters something
about the economy and the cost of scanners.
Then she says something about how much it cost just to take me to the
vet. I have never wanted to go the the vet ~
She can cut that expense right out of her budget. She
can also stop buying that flea shampoo
and worm pills. She can save money by leaving my teeth
alone! I don't have many left and I don't care what color they are.
If She doesn't like my breath, She can hold her nose when she kisses me.
BUT She had better not cut out any of my treats!
If she even considers that I'll call the humane society.
It's always some excuse with her. You know humans do
not learn our language. This makes it almost
impossible to get a message across without resorting to barking
or whining. Have you noticed how slow humans
are to do some things. Her
friend says My She is a procrastinator. I am not
sure what that means, I just wish She would get busy
and do the things I want done instead of always finding excuses
not to do them.
At least humans like my
She are easy to entertain.
All I have to do is sit,
roll over, fetch a ball, or cock my head a
certain way and She laughs! She is
so childish! She even wants to put some 'dog' jokes on
my pages. She just doesn't realize that I can do without
her and She had better
watch where She steps.
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