"I saw two snakes the last time I was here. Oh yeah? Yeah. And one of the snakes turned to the other and asked if they were poisonous snakes. Of course answered the other snake. But why do you ask? The first snake frowned and answered: I just bit myself." -Some Old Man
Glad to see that you made it in one piece
to my little hideaway on the net. Hi! I'm
Allison (not korean), and I would just like
to welcome you here! The literature below
changes every few days, not to mention I add
links to various fun and refreshing websites
I stumble accross in my exploration of the net.
So feel free to stop by often to read what
I've just written. I encourage you too Bookmark
the page. Your comments are also greatly
appreciated. Artists are known to have low egos.
Check out the *NEW* Movie Review Section!
So, nice to meet you and I'm flattered you
chose to come to my page! If you click on my
picture to the left of this text you'll encounter
a page on nothing but your favorite poetess...moi!
*wink* Seriously. Read on, tonto!!!
(This means I'm a member of JAUP..."Just Another Useless Page".
*hands on hips* But I think my page is hardly useless!)
Alamak Internet Chat: The best chatting this side o' the net. Look for me in the "Think_Cafe".
Tripod Chat: Second best chatting I've found. Have to be a member, tho.
Chat House: Another place to chat...third best place!
PIMPBOT 5000: I'm gonna turn you out, fool.
Click On Me For A Good Laugh: And you'll piss your pants laughing.
Neat Movie Thing: Just check it out.
Tripod Home: Make a homepage of your own!
Psychic Friends!: (Don't we all need some psychic love?)
The Card Game for Nerds!: Hearts! Hearts! Hearts!
ScratchBoard Gallery: This is some damn cool art. Besides, I know artist! (She's cool)
Think Cafe Newsletter: This is new and pretty cool. Check it out...(look for my weekly poem).
Just Another Useless Page: That just about says it all!
Rorschach Test: Go ahead...see just how crazy you are. And you don't even need Freud!
PhoneSpell: This is the COOOOOLEST thing!!! It'll tell you what your phone# spells! How utterly useless! How delightful!
Legos Website: Go look at some stuff from our favorite childhood toy manufactuer!
Personality Test: Go see what sort of personality you have...I'm an ENTJ...I'm like Bill Gates, supposedly. Doesn't that entitle me to some money?
LaFemme: this has to be seen to be believed...!
Useless Hero Generator: Like its title, doing this is useless...so why did I spend so much time here? There is some perverse human fascination with wasting our time.
Astral Projection Homepage: This is cool for those of us who can seperate from our bodies....Hey, did any of you see my body? Gosh darn it...this is what happens when you leave your body unattended!
Yahoo's Flight Planner!: this is a really great program that lists prices to fly anywhere! Very cool!
Barney's Fun Page!: Uhhh...ever wanted to pump Barney full of lead?
Bunny Survival Tests: For the masochist in all of us! A must see!
hypocracy is my mantra and i spend hours trying to unblur these lines indecision spirals into confusion... there was never any question to my depth before- now i find myself drowning in my own shallowness. my soul is blushing at the very thought of your purity- my rusty lips ache to capture your wholesomeness. "have faith" i want to tell you but i live in fear of my hypocritical words. "is it our fate to become what we hate?" i asked you. you were silent for a long time and i didn't think you were going to reply. "i believe we make our own fate." i frowned. "i was afraid of that."
Last Updated: 09/5/97, 10pm PST
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