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Some experts have interpreted evidence from Stonehenge
and other ancient sites in the British Isles as indicating cataclysmic
occurences during the coming times. Guess what? They are wrong!
I know different, because I'VE BEEN TO
THE FUTURE! |
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Know what? My computers didn't stop.
Nor did my wristwatch, my toaster, my backyard radar, or anything
else. Know why? Because time is not absolute, and this relativistic
aspect of temporal reality means that them wheels just keep spinning.
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Do I look worried? Of course not. This is a hard day at
the Y2K Anxiety Reduction Center for me. Nothing to it. Shoot,
if it was really a problem, we would all be time travellers.
As it is, don't sweat it, a few of us experts can handle the
odd reality jams. PS...drive with the car windows down more often... |
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Seeing as the universe is expanding,
and our minds are getting bigger and all, as evidenced by native
Texans going all out for HOCKEY...even a mild bump in the road
of time is not much of a big deal. Now why would we foresee any
real change in the nature of the human population of this planet?
Hmmm, well, ponder that for a moment, then surf on to the next
Y2K page... |
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