What can you say about a man who has shared with us such great wisdom as these:

• "Marge, it takes two to lie.  One to lie and one to listen"
• "Its a crock, no matter how good you are there is someone better." [Bart then says ``Can't win, don't try'']
• "If something's hard to do then it's not worth doing."
• "If stuff starts flying, just turn your head!"
• "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably.  The lesson is: never try."
• "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose--it's how drunk you get."
• "I used to believe in things too when I was a kid."
• "Stupid risks are what make life worth living."
• "Two wrongs make a right, Lisa"
• "The three little sentences that will get you through life:
•       1.Cover for me.
•       2.Oh, good idea, Boss!
•       3.It was like that when I got here.
• --And Lets not forget the best crank call to Moe's:

• "Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden."
• "If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way."
• "My ears are burning! Seriously! I lit a q-tip to try to see inside."
• "What! they've got chairs with wheels! and here I am using my legs like  a sucker!"